by Nymarya » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:06 pm
Colostomy bag to drain his shit, and lord knows he produces a lot of shit?<br><br>Bulletproof vest? (you know the kind they can't afford to buy the soldiers in Iraq?)<br><br>Power pack for his artificial heart? (anybody know how to short those out?)<br><br>My preference would be that the "chest buster" from "Alien" is just about to come bursting out of him where it has been incubating on his evilness and leave him a hollowed out pod. When it reaches full growth the Alien will string up the Bush family and lay her eggs in them. One night we will turn on the telly and instead of seeing that ugly little monkeyface as he stumbles over words, we will see the Alien in all her hideous black gleaming drooling fanged glory. Simultaneously the Armada from Rigel 4 that has been gathering around our planet will make the dimensional leap to visible and we will be told our choices are to surrender or be processed into jerky to feed the starship troopers.<br><br>Just think how relieved we'll all be to finally be rid of BushCo! <p>=======<br>Oh, I enjoy an egg myself, yes. They don't make good pets, though; you can never get them in at night. <br> ~Doctor Pratt (played by Peter Sellers), "The Wrong Box"</p><i></i>
