by sunny » Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:58 am
<!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/cenk-uygur/three-crazy-things-democr_b_17454.html">www.huffingtonpost.com/ce...17454.html</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>1. My base is the loony left. The Republican base is the mainstream.<br><br>The only thing crazy the Democratic base has done is vote for the spineless representatives they have now. Other than that, they thought it was a bad idea to go into Iraq - they were 100% right. They thought the Bush administration was lying about Iraq's connection to 9/11 -- they were 100% right.<br><br>They thought the Bush administration was exaggerating Iraq's WMD program to justify an unwarranted pre-emptive strike against a country that did not attack us -- they were 100% right. <br><br>They think that Bush clearly broke the law by ignoring FISA's unequivocal language to get a court order before spying on Americans -- they are 100% right.<br><br>The Republican base believes they are going to get sucked up into the air by the Jesus Hoover vacuum during the Rapture. That they are literally going to be sucked up into the sky! And the liberals are the crazy ones?<br><br>The Republicans win elections by running to their base. Instead of taking that as a lesson to run to their own base, the Democrats instead learn the lesson that they should also run to the Republican base. Are we stuck in some bad comedy the French would enjoy? Even Jerry Lewis wouldn't be this goofy.<br><br>Really, the Democrats are going to win elections by trying to out-Republican Republicans? Somewhere Jerry Lewis is embarrassed (and in a lot of back pain).<br><br>Note to Democratic politicians: There is nothing wrong with your base, there's something wrong with you!<br><br>The latest poll of independents has President Bush's approval rating at 23%. Milosevic had better numbers in Croatia. But Democrats explained that's because Croatian centrists rallied to Slobodan's defense when the World Court tried to censure him. <br><br>Yes, I just made a passing analogy of Bush to Milosevic, not in their war crimes but in their popularity rankings among centrists Croatians. No, since I am not a Democratic official, I will not be apologizing for it tomorrow.<br><br>If the independents are this dead set against the President, running to the center doesn't mean running towards Bush, it means running from him!<br><br>Amazing fact: Nineteen Democratic Senators who are still in the Senate voted to censure Bill Clinton for receiving oral sex, but those same Senators are now refusing to censure President Bush for breaking a federal law and ignoring Congress.<br><br>Another note to Democratic politicians: President Clinton was in your party, President Bush is in the other party.<br><br> <p></p><i></i>
