by GDN01 » Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:55 pm
I'll look for you Swee! Clothes are washed, oil has been changed, and I'm heading out. I'm planning to wear my <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.lysistrataproject.com/">Lysistrata Project</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> t-shirt, which looks like the illustration on the website I linked to. I actually participated in a public reading of Lysistrata as part of the 2003 protest - in College Station, on Texas A&M campus! <br><br>For those who aren't familiar with Lysistrata, it is a Greek play written by Aristophanes about women who were trying to stop war between their villages, being carried out by men. They decided to use their most influential power, the power of sex, and declared they would withhold sex from their husbands until they stopped fighting. It is actually a very humorous play!<br><br><br> LAMPITO<br>'Tis a hard thing, by the two goddesses it is! for a woman to<br>sleep alone without ever a strong male in her bed. But there, peace<br>must come first.<br>LYSISTRATA<br>Oh, my darling, my dearest, best friend, you are the only one<br>deserving the name of woman!<br>CLEONICE<br>But if-which the gods forbid-we do refrain altogether from what<br>you say, should we get peace any sooner?<br>LYSISTRATA<br>Of course we should, by the goddesses twain! We need only sit<br>indoors with painted cheeks, and meet our mates lightly clad in<br>transparent gowns of Amorgos silk, and perfectly depilated; they<br>will get their tools up and be wild to lie with us. That will be the<br>time to refuse, and they will hasten to make peace, I am convinced<br>of that!<br>LAMPITO<br>Yes, just as Menelaus, when he saw Helen's naked bosom, threw away<br>his sword, they say.<br>CLEONICE<br>But, oh dear, suppose our husbands go away and leave us.<br>LYSISTRATA<br>Then, as Pherecrates says, we must "flay a skinned dog," that's<br>all.<br>CLEONICE<br>Fiddlesticks! these proverbs are all idle talk.... But if our<br>husbands drag us by main force into the bedchamber?<br>LYSISTRATA<br>Hold on to the door posts.<br>CLEONICE<br>But if they beat us?<br>LYSISTRATA<br>Then yield to their wishes, but with a bad grace; there is no<br>pleasure in it for them, when they do it by force. Besides, there<br>are a thousand ways of tormenting them. Never fear, they'll soon<br>tire of the game; there's no satisfaction for a man, unless the<br>woman shares it.<br>CLEONICE<br>Very well, if you must have it so, we agree.<br>LAMPITO<br>For ourselves, no doubt we shall persuade our husbands to conclude<br>a fair and honest peace; but there is the Athenian populace, how are<br>we to cure these folk of their warlike frenzy?<br>LYSISTRATA<br>Have no fear; we undertake to make our own people listen to<br>reason. <br><br>[snip]<br><br> LYSISTRATA<br>No, by Aphrodite, unless it's decided by lot. But come, then,<br>Lampito, and all of you, put your hands to the bowl; and do you,<br>Cleonice, repeat for all the rest the solemn terms I am going to<br>recite. Then you must all swear, and pledge yourselves by the same<br>promises,-I will have naught to do whether with lover or husband...<br>CLEONICE (faintly)<br>I will have naught to do whether with lover or husband...<br>LYSISTRATA<br>Albeit he come to me with an erection...<br>CLEONICE (her voice quavering)<br>Albeit he come to me with an erection... (in despair) Oh!<br>Lysistrata, I cannot bear it!<br>LYSISTRATA (ignoring this outburst)<br>I will live at home unbulled...<br>CLEONICE<br>I will live at home unbulled...<br>LYSISTRATA<br>Beautifully dressed and wearing a saffron-coloured gown<br>CLEONICE<br>Beautifully dressed and wearing a saffron-coloured gown...<br>LYSISTRATA<br>To the end I may inspire my husband with the most ardent longings.<br>CLEONICE<br>To the end I may inspire my husband with the most ardent longings.<br>LYSISTRATA<br>Never will I give myself voluntarily...<br>CLEONICE<br>Never will I give myself voluntarily...<br>LYSISTRATA<br>And if he has me by force...<br>CLEONICE<br>And if he has me by force...<br>LYSISTRATA<br>I will be cold as ice, and never stir a limb...<br>CLEONICE<br>I will be cold as ice, and never stir a limb...<br>LYSISTRATA<br>I will neither extend my Persian slippers toward the ceiling...<br>CLEONICE<br>I will neither extend my Persian slippers toward the ceiling...<br>LYSISTRATA<br>Nor will I crouch like the carven lions on a knife-handle.<br>CLEONICE<br>Nor will I crouch like the carven lions on a knife-handle.<br>LYSISTRATA<br>And if I keep my oath, may I be suffered to drink of this wine.<br>CLEONICE (more courageously)<br>And if I keep my oath, may I be suffered to drink of this wine.<br>LYSISTRATA<br>But if I break it, let my bowl be filled with water.<br>CLEONICE<br>But if I break it, let my bowl be filled with water.<br>LYSISTRATA<br>Will you all take this oath?<br>ALL<br>We do. <br><br>-------------<br><br><br>I've made a similar oath, including all males who support George Bush's presidency.<br><br>At the risk of being vulgar, I've declared my bush a NO BUSH zone! HAA! <p></p><i></i>