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[chiggerbit]

Heeheehee, caught this in a report on Cheney's visit to Iraq, and am still giggling:<br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2005/12/18/international/i121811S43.DTL&feed=rss.news">www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/ar...d=rss.news</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br><!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>....Cheney had an hourlong briefing on the election from Ambassador Zalmay Khalilzad, top U.S. commander Gen. George Casey and Gen. John Abizaid, commander of U.S. forces in Iraq. He emerged saying he was encouraged by preliminary results showing high turnout about Sunni Muslims, who make up the backbone of the insurgency.<br><br><br>His next visit was to Taji Air Base, where he saw tanks that Iraqis had rebuilt and watched while they practiced a vehicle sweep at a security checkpoint.<br><br><br>U.S. forces guarded Cheney with weapons at the ready while Iraqi soldiers, who had no weapons, <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>held their arms out as if they were carrying imaginary guns.....</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--> <p></p><i></i>

[marykmusic]

Gee, can't really trust Iraqi soldiers enough to actually let them have weapons near the Veep, now can we? --MaryK <p></p><i></i>

[dragon feathers Jack]

i don't know, my idea of a laugh there would be if the backgrounds rolled up, and the whole entire thing was deemed to be imaginary,<br><br>and it was just some politicians sitting about with hundreds of coke and a dreamachine and cardboard cut-outs of people, in a sandpit.<br><br>and a single solitary newscrew who look suddenly ashamed at how they are wearing angled mirrors. <p></p><i></i>

[dragon feathers Jack]

i've been placing some fake adverts,<br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.britlist.com/Ad.aspx?category=Holidays&classification=Wanted&ref=BL000G648&row=0">www.britlist.com/Ad.aspx?...G648&row=0</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :smokin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[dragon feathers Jack]

see if you leave Las Vegas and head towards Alberquerque, if you then were to take that left turn, you'd be headed towards Roswell <p></p><i></i>