by Floyd Smoots » Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:50 pm
....Joos, that is. I'm really and seriously only 1/8 Joo 'cause one of mah fo' great gran'mammy's wuz a Joo. Ergo, cogito, etc., Ah of'n finds mahse'f cunflikted!! Bein' 1/4 Scottish, 1/8 Joo, thet kinda makes me 3/8 uv uh tight-assed Sum-Bitch! Ah don' have no proof' 'cept'n ah lahks th' sound of Deutsch in mah eerz, thet Ah'm prolly part Germun. Sometimes it kinda makes me wanna "kick mah own buttocks" if'n ya gits mah drift.<br><br>But, tho' it hurts me to say this, Mel Brooks, Carl Reiner, Rob Reiner, Gary Marshall, Penny Marshall, and too many other Hollywierdos to mention, have wasted far, far too much of my lifetime, and lifeforce in total, unabashed LAUGHTER!!! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Owch! Thet Hurt Ta Admit!! Dang You, D.E.<br>Yuh Made Me Reply. Ah Gives Up, 'N' You Wins.<br>Y'all'l Find Yer Prize 'hind Door # ****<br>Hopes Ya Lahks It!!!!<br> <p></p><i></i>