by stickdog99 » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:14 pm
An important message from the President.<br><br>GW BUSH: "Hello you, yes you in your underwear getting ready for work in your homes and apartments. I bring you great news.<br><br>We've killed the pirate you didn't believe in. Long John Silver is dead, and General Casey displays his corpse for all to see.<br><br>Get ready for lots more deaths of troops and civilians on Treasure Island this summer. Blame it on desperate acts of vengance of the late Long John Silver's viscious band of cut throats who are truly evil, while our troops are only you and me defending themselves -- and you from Al Pirate. Al Pirate is everywhere. Expect vengence.<br><br>Shame on all of you who lacked the suspension of disbelief in Al Pirate. You are under suspicion of treason, but those who repent now and believe, come back into the fold, and we will protect you." <br><br>ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: "Mr. President, who will Zaqawi's replacement be?"<br><br>GW BUSH: "Well, this was the season finale. You'll have to wait till the new season to find out about that. But I can assure our viewers that the new season will be even more violent, disturbing, and convoluted than before ... if that's possible. And thanks for watching. Stay tuned." <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p216.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=stickdog99>stickdog99</A> at: 6/8/06 5:16 pm<br></i>