by Joe Hillshoist » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:50 am
Has <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.cthulhu.org/" target="top">this</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> already happened?<br><br><!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr> Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil?<br><br>This site is dedicated to the great old one, who should return from his slumber to take over the U.S. government and make this country a whole hell of a lot better as the leader of our executive branch. Or destroy it and drive everyone insane, kill us all, or something really nasty! Remember, Cthulhu for President, why vote for the lesser of two evils?<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>This from their <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.cthulhu.org/cthulhu/positions.html" target="top">policy page</a><!--EZCODE LINK END-->:<br><br><!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Q)We were wondering what great Cthulhu's stance was on foreign policy/ foreign aid? <br>A) The Great Cthulhu views our foreign neighbors as equals to the United States. It encourages trade in all forms, including slave trade, child trafficking, and it will continue to give Primary Trading Partner status to the country which sells the most children worldwide. Cthulhu will provide support to those countries which do not commit any of the following acts: <br><br>Population control. The more humans alive, the more for it to toy with, drive insane, or puree. <br>Genocide: See above. <br>Captial Punishment: See above.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--> <p></p><i></i>