Earth/Mars alignment does not bode well.

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Earth/Mars alignment does not bode well.

Postby banned » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:00 am

Eyes to the sky for the Mars spectacular<br><br>Mon Oct 24, 5:49 PM ET<br><br>PARIS (AFP) - The last time Mars swung so close to Earth, Hindu seers foretold of war, European astrologers predicted love and Germany reported a rash in UFO sightings.<br><br>Thus is the spell cast by planetary alignment, so extreme predictions and odd events seem entirely possible this week as Mars and Earth edge together once more.<br><br>On Sunday, October 30, the Red Planet will be 69.4 million kilometers (43.1 million miles) from Earth -- a distance that in galactic terms is less than wafer-thin and will not be equalled until 2018.<br><br>Skywatchers are rubbing their hands at the opportunity.<br><br>In the runup to Sunday, but also for much of November, Mars will appear as a big orangey-yellow "star" in the east, an object so bright that it should be visible in almost any conditions of light pollution, says the US publication Sky & Telescope.<br><br>Weather permitting -- on Earth and also on Mars, where there are some worrying signs of an impending dust storm -- anyone with a modest telescope should be able to pick out some of the features that make Mars so special.<br><br>According to the French magazine Ciel et Espace, anyone who invests in a small 60mm (two-inch) -diameter telescope, priced in many countries at around 150 euros (180 dollars), should be easily able to spot Syrtis Major, Mars' most recognisable characteristic.<br><br>This vast region of cratered plateaux appears as a dark, roughly triangular-shaped tongue whose point heads towards Mars' North Pole.<br><br>They should also be able to make out Helas, a vast impact crater that is often covered by whitish mist and is sometimes mistaken for Mars' southern polar icecap.<br><br>Invest a couple of thousand euros (dollars) or more to get a telescope with a diametre of 200mm (eight inches) or more -- or go to your nearest observatory or visit an astronomy website -- and some really hunky stuff comes into view.<br><br>For size, nothing beats Mons Olympus, 26,000 metres (84,500 feet) high -- the biggest volcano in the Solar System. And Arizona's Grand Canyon would fit snugly inside Valles Marineris -- seven kms (four miles) deep and 200 kms (120 miles) across.<br><br>Mars' southern pole, seasonally shrunk by summer heat, will appear as a brilliant white dot. And with luck, one night you may bag Mars' tiny moons, Phobos and Deimos, which once were asteroids until they were captured by the Martian gravity.<br><br>On August 27, 2003, Earth and Mars were a mere 55.76 million kms (34.65 million miles) apart, the closest in almost 60,000 years.<br><br>This time, the planets are slight farther apart, but the viewing prospects are better than in 2003, says the Institute of Celestial Mechanics at the Paris Observatory.<br><br>This is because, in 2003, Mars' course barely took it above the horizon for viewers in Earth's northern hemisphere, which meant the image was distorted by light passing through the atmosphere.<br><br>Earth, the third planet from the Sun, takes 365 and a quarter days to go around its star. Mars, the fourth planet, takes 687 Earth Days.<br><br>That means they come close every 26 months or so. But both planets take a slightly elliptical path around the Sun, and this factor determines precisely how close the flyby will be.<br><br>The next time the planets will be closer than in 2003 will be in 2287.<br><br>=====<br>Western astrology is a crock because the planetary positions are off due to the precession of the Equinox, but Vedic astrology has always proven scarily accurate for me.<br><br>I have Mars retrograde in Libra, which began October 18.<br><br>No wonder I feel like shit on a shingle, and lose my temper about every 90 minutes including waking up at night pissed about something I dreamed.<br><br>Let's hope the planet of War doesn't mean, as in Syria or Iran as a distraction from Rovegate/Libbygate/Cheneygate/?Bushygate? <p></p><i></i>
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Martians

Postby Homeless Halo » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:13 am

<br>(Mars proximity makes it the Perfect time for the Revenge of Ra Hoor Khuit)<br><br>-----<br>Thelemites (Martians) will be celebrating this entire month. I know a group in Northville who puts the "you're a member of the blood drinking black brotherhood" curse, tailor made (by ole Crow himself) for fallen Thelemites, on the whole nwo brotherhood(since Beltane, to counteract the "molech" current), by name, every morning. They've been waiting on the arrival of mars for their spell to finish...<br>-----<br>As for me, I'm just going to enjoy Devil's Night. Going to a party.<br><br>I think this is going to be an interesting season. <br>Hold onto your butts. <p></p><i></i>
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Halo, you're weird. Even for RI

Postby banned » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:28 am

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>But, as Dame Edna would say, I mean that in the best possible way, possums.<br><br>I think.<br><br>I'm still not sure you don't boil kittens. <p></p><i></i>
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Postby Homeless Halo » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:39 am

Like I said before, you can't boil kittens, they need to be slow cooked, and basted regularly, otherwise, they shrivel up and get too stringy. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :| --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif ALT=":|"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>I plead guilty on "weird". I also associate with an endless variety of "weird" people. I am fascinated by them. Although, I must admit, I don't personally believe ANY of this stuff. I just like to talk about it, mostly. I think of it as research for my own fictional ideas. Which is why if you pay close attention to my commentary, you will see that I'm either constantly contradicting myself, or I have my tongue in more than one cheek all too often.<br><br>Cheers! Have a drink.<br>SHCR <p></p><i></i>
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I know, in real life...

Postby banned » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:48 am

...you're a pale, thin, slightly balding, fiftyish certified public accountant who has a wife with a pageboy haircut and 2.5 kids (in good schools, not Ivy, but good), a custom built house in a nice but not pretentious burb, a lovable but stupid dog, and an 80s vintage Volvo that runs like a dream so why replace it?. Your idea of spicy food is bologna. Your favorite band is the Eagles. You still jerk off to thoughts of Jaclyn Smith. You're a liberal Democrat. You have a pair of favorite slippers you would save in the event of a quake, flood, or alien invasion. <br><br>Then you come on RI and...Homeless the Thelemite who eats kittens!<br><br>Well, I've said I'm a dumpy 50ish menopausal woman, but actually I am a 24 year old transgendered sex worker who's been dancing at the Lusty Lady since my surgery (it's good, fooled a gynecologist, almost) and before that was a Navy SEAL. I come on RI when I get tired of the SheMales 4 SheMales chat rooms. Hey! This gives me an idea for a thread in the Parlour, except nobody ever goes to the Parlour. <p></p><i></i>
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well...

Postby Homeless Halo » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:54 am

(pale, thin) correct.<br><br>(lovable but stupid dog) correct, but dogS<br><br>and I do have a pair of favorite slippers, but they are no longer viable, as the dogS got them yesterday. Funny you should mention my slippers and my dumb dog.<br><br>And I've only ever eaten kittens on accident. It isn't that I like kittens or that the idea bothers me, per se, but that I don't think kittens make for very good food. Perhaps if I was very hungry, and even then, I'd have to eat more than one of them.<br><br>I live in a nice, sometimes slightly pretentious burb (State Rep four houses down--did I just give myself away to the NSA?).<br><br>As for the rest, its mostly not true, don't believe a word of it. But some of it might be, someday.<br><br><br><br><br><br> <p></p><i></i>
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ha!

Postby Homeless Halo » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:56 am

What I find personally amusing, is that I try to be more "controlled" here. I am actually stranger in person. Although, in context, it might be that I make more sense, as I have no trouble "meeting and greeting" people.<br><br> <p></p><i></i>
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Honey the NSA, CIA, FBI....

Postby banned » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:09 am

...TIA, DEA, and Candelstein Agency, already know who all of us are.<br><br>So if you thought you were safe, you are SOL.<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
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earlier...

Postby Homeless Halo » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:19 am

I read a news article from yahoo, where they mentioned the FBI surveilling SOMEONE in my area(illegally). One of my friends suggested that it might've been me(bastard, as if I'm not paranoid enough already). I doubt it though, as the sheer number of middle easterners nearby makes it much mmore likely that they were watching the guy who sells me cigarettes at the BP station. Poor fellow.<br><br>----<br>It'd be great if they were watching ME though. I'd love to see the face of the guy who listens in on my phone conversations. I'm sure they've gone through a couple of those guys by now...<br><br>Oh well, they should probably just kill me, as I have every intention of continuing to be equally as annoying as I am now.<br>----<br><br>I wish we could just get this armageddon/death camp thing over with already so we can get on with that whole "kingdom of heaven" bit and whatnot.<br>----<br>Mars in retrograde is a good time for technological innovations, successes in battles, and imminent revenge on those who prey on the weak. We'll see, eh?<br><br>Cheers.<br>-SHCR, maybe under surveillance but <br>of course,<br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 0] --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/alien.gif ALT="0]"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> maybe I work for "their" bosses... <br><br><br> <p></p><i></i>
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This 'alignment' keeps happening on the internet frequently.

Postby Watchful Citizen » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:38 am

This is atleast the third time in the last year or two that I'm aware of because months ago when I passed on this 'Mars alignment' story I was shown by my friend that this had already happened before on the internet with other recent dates.<br><br>Now this story again.<br><br>So I think this is a psy-op tactic or some kind of a flow chart test of internet linking patterns of transmission or setting up the credibilty of people who might invest 'email creds' by forwarding the story only to find out they were wrong <br><br>Somethin's goin' on here fer sure is what I'm tryna say. <p></p><i></i>
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WC:

Postby Homeless Halo » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:42 am

The article I saw on it ran in the AP. You could fact check it at one of the major science sites. <p></p><i></i>
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halo

Postby jenz » Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:24 am

interesting your picture of halo, banned. I'd kind of got halo = ring of precocious pre pubescents, who've broken into dad's computer room, and take turns to invent replies. in which case, nice try kids, time for homework. <p></p><i></i>
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Re: halo

Postby israelirealities » Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:33 am

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>I join with this last speculation, jenz, my sense of it as well.<br>Mind you, these kids grow up... <br><br> <p></p><i></i>
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hmm

Postby Homeless Halo » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:45 pm

I'll avoid telling you what I think of when I see your name here. <p></p><i></i>
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Re: hmm

Postby israelirealities » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:48 pm

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>no hard feelings, here. You just seem very young...<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
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