by banned » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:46 pm
Where you go to find out about conspiracies, or to join one?<br><br>I sometimes feel bad about myself, because I am not part of any conspiracy, not the vast rightwing one, or the vast leftwing one, or the notsovast center one, not the Zionist one or the Antisemite one, I'm not a Freemason or a Born Free Mason (similar to the Lions.) <br><br>Should I wait to be invited to join a conspiracy, or should I just say darn it, I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, I can start my OWN conspiracy?<br><br>OK, here's how it's going to go down. We all meet at my house at 7 am on Saturday and start baking cream pies decorated with icing that says "I {heart} the Bill of Rights". Monday morning at dawn we pile into Hummers and head for DC where we set up a bake sale in front of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and when the Secret Service comes out we let 'em have it right in the kisser with the pies on national teevee!<br><br>Cool huh? And they will NEVER EXPECT it because it's a total secret, just us. And, well, Carnivore, and Admiral Poindexter, and the National CandleStick Agency, and those dis----o ag---s who of course aren't here.<br><br>Of course, we may come home with more than we bargained for, like a nasty case of tularemia, but it'll be worth it! <p></p><i></i>