by Bismillah » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:53 pm
Sir, to clarify: <br><br>Premise 1: Any website that contains allegations or evidence of serious, clandestine government wrongdoing shall be deemed to constitute "a conspiracy site".<br><br>Premise 2: Inasmuch as an "approved" website contains evidence <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>supporting</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> allegations of serious clandestine government wrongdoing, that website shall also be deemed to constitute a "conspiracy site". (For example: any page on the website of the Independent newspaper that contains evidence of serious government wrongdoing shall be deemed to constitute a "conspiracy site", notwithstanding the general acceptability of the Independent website as a whole.)<br><br>Premise 3: It is forbidden to link to conspiracy sites under any circumstances whatsoever.<br><br>Conclusion: No-one may ever link to any evidence that supports allegations of serious, clandestine government wrongdoing. Any protest will be construed as insurrection and punished with a permanent ban.<br><br>Otherwise, sir, you are perfectly free to do as you please; but should you be laboring under the laughable delusion that I have failed to justify my eminently democratic policy, then please recall the words of His Holiness the Pope in James Joyce's Ulysses:<br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"I'm infallible - kiss me arse!"</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->.<br><br> - Your Democratic Underground Moderator. <br><br>P.S. Should you wish to contact me, you can reach me by post at the Big House, Undergroundville, South Carolina. I'll be sitting on the verandah with my shotgun, meditating on the works of Edmund Burke while keeping a close eye on those cheerful but indolent darkies in the fields. True democracy, sir, requires tireless vigilance; does it not? <p></p><i></i>