by Hugh Manatee Wins » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:18 pm
<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Genre: Action / Adventure / Family (more)<br><br>Tagline: <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>You're Never Too Young To Die</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> <hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>Eww, brother. I want to laugh. If only this didn't lead to such horrible things.<br><br>This offer of 'Top Gun'-style epic glory is the carrot.<br>'The Benchwarmers' is the anti-hero stick.<br>'Agent Cody Banks' for the tweens.<br><br>Kids are now being urged to be more militant than their parents:<br><br>'The Wild' is all about a lion cub "finding his roar" even when his domesticated zoo lion father doesn't have it. <br><br>'Veronica <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Mars</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->' is a girl detective taking over when her dad 'fails' and goes broke. But I thought MEN were from Mars and women were...oh, nevermind, Zena-rhymes-with-Mena.<br><br>Borders has a new DVD rerelease of the late 1960s chimps-as-spooks Saturday morning show called 'Lance Link: Secret Chimp.' The new DVD format is a great excuse to re-release old propaganda. Go look and see what is being put out through Borders.<br><br>On and on and on...<br><br>Thanks, Newkid. You can pick'em.<br><br> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p216.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=hughmanateewins>Hugh Manatee Wins</A> at: 7/11/06 3:05 pm<br></i>