more distraction: snakes on a plane -- where are you hugh?

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more distraction: snakes on a plane -- where are you hugh?

Postby Moddey Screbbagh » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:33 pm

no desire to see this one, although apparently it doesn't take itself seriously and so it is somewhat enjoyable.<br><br>but i can't get past this picture of sam jackson plastered across today's NYT:<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.moviewallpapers.net/wallpapers/snakesonaplane/2_1024.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br><br>holy shit! phone sex anyone?<br><br>terrorists as dark skinned snakes with cheney sized members?<br><br>circle the wagons and protect the women and kids!!!!<br><br>where is hugh when we need him? <p></p><i></i>
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Re: more distraction: snakes on a plane -- where are you hug

Postby orz » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:42 pm

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> oh dear <p></p><i></i>
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Re: more distraction: snakes on a plane -where are you hugh

Postby Hugh Manatee Wins » Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:51 am

Just in time for the <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>5th anniversary of 9/11</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->, the most basic primal fear we primates carry from our evolutionary heritage --<br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Fear of Reptiles.</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br>And very biblical, too.<br><br>Isn't Samuel Jackson tired of playing the Big Bad Black Man With A Gun yet? Oh, the bread he's taking home.<br><br>Funny, the movie poster for 'The Man' with Jackson and Eugene Levy where Jackson is holding a gun is now hard to find. <br><br>I found a French version but all the American versions now have Jackson holding a tie over Levy's mouth. Where did the other poster go?<br><br>Hmm...cleaning up his image a little post-Katrina?<br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.horroria.com/i/nposters/01/98/19880-YW.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.horroria.com/i/nposters/01/98/19880-SD.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br>But wait. Here's come a Samuel Jackson film with the word 'SNAKE' that will stir up the old racial agit prop themes of black men and white women for next year.<br><br>And the topic of child sex abuse is included. <br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>'Black Snake Moan'</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->...omfg. <br>Does it get more obvious than this? No.<br><br>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462200/<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Genre: Drama / Romance (more)<br><br>Plot Outline: A God-fearing bluesman (Jackson) takes to a wild young woman (Ricci) who, as a victim of childhood sexual abuse, looks everywhere for love, never quite finding it. <br>....<br>Credited cast:<br><br>        Samuel L. Jackson        ....         Lazarus<br><br>        Christina Ricci        ....         Rae<br><br>        John Cothran Jr.        ....         R.L.<br><br>        Justin Timberlake        ....         Ronnie<br>        S. Epatha Merkerson        ....         Angela<br>rest of cast listed alphabetically:<br>        David Banner        ....         Terrone<br><br>        Bevan Bell        ....         Football Guy<br><br>        Cody Block        ....         Bryan (scenes deleted)<br><br>        Clare Grant        ....         Kell<br>        Rhianna Kelling        ....         Kegger Girl<br>        Adriane Lenox        ....         Rose Woods<br><br>        John Pickle        ....         Arty<br>        Jeff Pope        ....         Batson<br><br>        Brandon Raines        ....         Party Guy<br><br>        Michael Raymond-James        ....         Gill<br>        Benjamin Rednour        ....         Guardsman<br>        Kim Richards                <br>        Markus Seaberry        ....         Juke Joint Patron<br>        Leonard L. Thomas        ....         Deke<br>        Krista Tutor        ....         Shopper<br>        Greg Wagner        ....         Guardsman<br><br>        Arnita Williams        ....         Juke Joint BarPatron/Dancer<br>        Ruby Wilson        ....         Mayella<br> (more)<br><br><br>MPAA: Rated R for strong sexual content, language, some violence and drug use.<br>....<br><hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>So Jackson is a big strong blues man taking a little white girl under his wing. Ok.<br><br>What is the image of Women in this film? The Langley-Hollywood rule is strong men and weak or evil women to promote National inSecurity State values which support militarism because, after all, fascism is a male dominance cult.<br><br>So what is Cristina Ricci's role as The Featured Woman?<br><br>This previewer says-<br><!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Ricci's character was so pitiful. At first you hate her, but then you grow to feel bad for her throughout the movie.</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> Jackson's character, Lazarus, has got to be my favorite, though. He was a mixture of funny and crazy, and Jackson did an excellent job. <hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>Yup. Standard social engineering roles. <p></p><i></i>
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Re: Samuel L. Jackson Youtube :-)

Postby ivanbo2003 » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:09 am

In his style: " We have mo*******ing snakes on this mo*******ing plane!!!" <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=c1LCx-m_ZSw">youtube.com/watch?v=c1LCx-m_ZSw</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.allyoursnakesbelongtous.com/">www.allyoursnakesbelongtous.com/</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>Funny Samuel J. pics:<br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.xtremesystems.org/forums/showpost.php?p=1363437&postcount=15">www.xtremesystems.org/for...stcount=15</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.xtremesystems.org/forums/showpost.php?p=1660877&postcount=50">www.xtremesystems.org/for...stcount=50</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>Like they said in ComedyCentral few days ago,"Best movie title ever" /sarcasm <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p216.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=ivanbo2003>ivanbo2003</A> at: 8/20/06 6:11 am<br></i>
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Re: Samuel L. Jackson Youtube :-)

Postby Hugh Manatee Wins » Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:50 am

This movie has inspired some political commentary, too-<br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.snakesonasenate.com/">www.snakesonasenate.com/</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--> <p></p><i></i>
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