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Re: incredible

Postby Col Quisp » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:14 pm

Excellent point, blanc. I agree.<br><br>I never thought I'd live to see these things happening. We're lurching towards totalitarianism. I bet those guards had a field day picking through the trash and scoring such things as $75 perfume. Just like the Nazis picked through the belongings of their victims. <p></p><i></i>
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Field day

Postby nomo » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:31 pm

<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong><br>Airports’ banned items turned into eBay cash</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>Pa. firm collects and resells nail-clippers, knives, even confiscated sex toys<br>The Associated Press<br><br>Updated: 9:55 p.m. ET Aug. 12, 2006<br><br>HARRISBURG, Pa. - A man-sized artificial palm tree and a sausage grinder have shared space in a state government warehouse with piles of Swiss Army knives and chain saws — just a few of the things travelers have had to give up at airport security checkpoints.<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Pennsylvania turns a small profit by disposing of these castoff items, which it accepts from security contractors at 12 airports in five states, by selling them to the highest bidders at online auction site eBay.</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br>Most of the contraband merchandise is knives, nail clippers and cuticle scissors that were forbidden as carry-on items following the terror attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. But there's also Wiffle Ball bats, frosting-encrusted wedding cake servers, sex toys and a couple of chain saws.<br><br>There's even a box full of blenders.<br><br>"There must be folks who like to mix up their own pina coladas when they get to Puerto Vallarta," said Ken Hess, head of the Pennsylvania General Services Department's surplus property program.<br><br>Recycling done on the cheap<br><br>The program has brought in more than $307,000 since it began in June 2004, and overhead is low. Students from a truck-driving school pick up the merchandise, and it's sorted by state workers who can't do their normal duties because of injury or other reasons.<br><br>Ninety-eight percent of it will sell. Knives, auctioned by the lot, sell fastest. Ten pounds of assorted pocket knives, for example, recently attracted nine bids and sold for $42.<br><br>Some of the 2 1/2 tons of miscellany that arrives every month consists of weapons, potential weapons and squirt guns.<br><br>However, the warehouse's current inventory also includes two sombreros, a plaque from a fishing contest in Cayuga Lake, N.Y., a jungle machete and about 100 sets of handcuffs, some fur-lined. At one point, the state had a sausage grinder, a man-sized artificial palm tree and a Christmas ornament decorated with the logo of hot dog purveyor Nathan's Famous.<br><br>There are all sorts of auto parts, kitchen implements, gardening tools, jewelry, sporting goods and batteries.<br><br>On one wall, sorters have set aside a few stranger items, including a single deer antler.<br><br>The Transportation Security Administration said 10 million prohibited items have been seized or voluntarily turned over this year nationwide.<br><br>"There are thousands of stories out there on why people either forget or just don't know the rules," said TSA spokesman Darrin Kayser.<br><br>Themed items sell ‘like hot cakes’<br><br>Federal law gives states the right to get banned or discarded items from the TSA contractor responsible for removing them. Pennsylvania has agreed to accept items from airports in Philadelphia, Harrisburg, Johnstown and Allentown; Kennedy, LaGuardia and two other airports in New York; Newark and Trenton in New Jersey; Nantucket in Massachusetts, and Cleveland.<br><br>Pennsylvania has modified its program to maximize profitability. Smaller lots bring in more cash, so it no longer offers bulk sales like the 500 small Swiss Army knives that went for a record $595.<br><br>It also tries to package items together as a marketing hook. Hockey sticks, pucks and a goalie's mask were bundled for sale around the time of the Stanley Cup playoffs; gardening tools are sold in the spring; exercise weights are auctioned in early January to capitalize on New Year's resolutions; and baseball bats are put up for bid just before the World Series.<br><br>Hess said a hunting-season kit that included a buck knife, rope, flashlight and an all-purpose Leatherman tool sold "like hot cakes" before the start of deer season.<br><br>Kentucky, one of at least three other states that sells airport surplus on eBay, brings in $3,000 a month and stocks state agencies with surrendered hand tools and other equipment.<br><br><br>URL: <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14321792/">www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14321792/</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br>© 2006 MSNBC.com<br> <p></p><i></i>
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Re: Field day

Postby chiggerbit » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:51 pm

I'm kind of surprised that UPS, Fed EX haven't petitioned the feds to let them set up shop in the airports, allowing fliers to ship their goodies home rather than dump their stuff. <p></p><i></i>
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Re: Field day

Postby Col Quisp » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:21 pm

I've thought about shipping my stuff via UPS the next time I have to fly. I don't take a lot with me so it wouldn't cost very much to do it, and it would be worth it not to have to wait in those long lines. <p></p><i></i>
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items confiscated

Postby blanc » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:27 pm

tend to think customers should demand airlines offer a service to retain confiscated items to pick up on return trip, or , yes, postal facility. since they have put these supposedly suspect bottles of chanel no 5 in bins, and let people file past them, for hours, they can hardly claim there is realistic danger of explosions in the lock-up facilities. suggest an avalanche of letters of complaint/claims would create enough fuss to dissuade these phony alerts, and focus minds on where danger really lies and how it might be detected. <p></p><i></i>
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Re: items confiscated

Postby nomo » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:36 pm

Yes but, Chanel #5, when applied in sufficient quantities, can be quite a potent weapon indeed.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
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chanel 5

Postby blanc » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:20 pm

all the more reason not to hand it to some jerk in a uniform<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
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Can anyone confirm...

Postby yathrib » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:55 pm

...the stories about airport security personnel emptying all the confiscated liquid items into vats? I've heard it from several sources I would tend to believe, but can't find an actual news story. When I brought it up w/ relatives this past weekend, they accused me of believin' lies on that there internet. I'd love to rub their noses in it like I have w/ so many other things, like the wisdom of Barbara Bush, and savage, looting New Orleansites. <p></p><i></i>
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Re: Can anyone confirm...

Postby Et in Arcadia ego » Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:18 pm

Um..Wouldn't pouring all that stuff in the same container be the same as the alledged terrists manufacturing an explosive on the planes? So instead of blowing up a single plane, an extire airport's blown up instead?<br><br>Woot, sexy logic, yo.. <p>____________________<br>Some are born to sweet delight, some are born to endless night.</p><i></i>
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Yes...

Postby yathrib » Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:23 pm

...that's the point that several of the people I've heard have made about it. If true, it indicates either total incompetence/stupidity, or that they don't take the threat seriously themselves. <p></p><i></i>
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