Bin Laden Quiet for "Long Time"! HA!

[maggrwaggr]

Bin Laden Publicly Quiet for Long Time <br>AP - 1 hour, 51 minutes ago<br>Avg. Rating: 4.6 <br><br>WASHINGTON - Osama bin Laden has been publicly silent for the longest period since the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. The question for U.S. intelligence: What, if anything, does it mean?<br><br><br>Okay folks. This just cracks me up. And I had to share it with people who would appreciate it, which means y'all.<br><br>Let's see ... the last time Osama Bin laden came out of mothballs and made a statement was ..... oh yeah! Right before the 2004 election! Right! Made a statement that Kerry himself credited with having swung the election in Bush's favor.<br><br>So Bush "wins" his election, finally ..... and Osama falls silent ....<br><br>for months .... and months ............<br><br>And the article actually states in the first line -- "what does this mean for U.S. INTELLIGENCE?"<br><br>Ah yes, U.S. "intelligence". Well my fucking intelligence tells me that Osama is a goddamn muppet of Bush's, and that Bush doesn't need that muppet no more!<br><br>Anyway ... just had to share this. It's funny, really. In a really dark way. <br> <p></p><i></i>

[banned]

Osama, aka Tim Osman, is living in a penthouse suite in Vega$ with his payoff from BushCo. Minus the turban and beard, in cargo pants, Hawaiian shirt and flipflops, he's never been recognized once.<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[pugzleyca3]

Maybe even the cabal knows that the old saw of pulling Bin Laden out of the closet has lost its luster and the teeth are too dull to cut anything anymore. <br><br>Or maybe they simply grew bored with all their own lies. Besides, now they have Al Zarqawi and his endless brigade of "lieutenants" to prance around as the boogey man. Ever see so many high ranking officials in one teeny little resistance movement or anyone who could resurrect themselves and grow as many new limbs as Zarqawi has? <p></p><i></i>

[Homeless Halo]

Usama is a reptoid.<br><br>The Bushes keep him chained up at the Ranch in Texas, keeping him well fed on infant's blood and non-dairy creamer.<br><br>The Brits have only come here to pick him up. See, its their turn to watch him. <p></p><i></i>