Oops! I just droppped my iPod in my Gatorade

[nomo]

Oh fucking please:<br><br><!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/10/us.security/index.html">www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/10...index.html</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Terrorists planned to use MP3 players and sports drinks to blow up as many as 10 jetliners bound for the United States, authorities said Thursday.<br><br>A senior congressional source said it's believed the plotters planned to mix a British sports drink with a gel-like substance to make an explosive that they would possibly trigger with an MP3 player or cell phone.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[HMKGrey]

The annoying thing about this is that it now probably means NO IPODS ON AIR PLANES. <br><br>That really sucks. <p></p><i></i>

[yathrib]

"You dropped your Ipod into my gatorade."<br><br>"No, you dumped your gatorade on my Ipod!" <p></p><i></i>

[dugoboy]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!<br><br>mp3 players and fucking gatorade??? <br><br>HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!<br><br>i knew they'd try to get absurd, just to throw it in our faces...but this???<br><br> <p>___________________________________________<br>"BUSHCO aren't incompetent...they are COMPLICIT." -Me<br><br>"Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act" -George Orwell</p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p216.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=dugoboy@rigorousintuition>dugoboy</A> at: 8/10/06 4:58 pm<br></i>

[LilyPatToo]

O M G--! If I can't take my iPod on airplanes, I'm not sure I can tolerate flying. Seriously. It's all that's gotten me through the last couple of flights and I can't imagine how I'll cope without it<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :( --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> Drugs, maybe. I've got a "fear of flying" that's fierce<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> And we have to fly in September and in December.....<br><br>LilyPat <p></p><i></i>

[DireStrike]

I dunno what the sports drink has to do with anything. Probably just the container used as a disguise. <p></p><i></i>

[streeb]

Maybe Gatorade has some sort of product placement deal with the Pentagon. <p></p><i></i>

[IanEye]

i fail to see how so many of you are missing the obvious sinister impication of these "devices"..............<br><br>Clearly, MacGuyver has joined Al K. D'uhh ;} <p></p><i></i>

[LilyPatToo]

*LOL* That gave me a mental image of Osama with a "mullet" hair-do! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>LilyPat <p></p><i></i>

[JD]

Sports drinks as an explosive component?<br><br>PLEASE come up more believable terror threats people! <br><br>You are paid good money to do your jobs, and this is the best you can come up with?<br><br>I can't think of the last thing I've read that was so ridiculous. The closest analogy I can come up with here is Monty Python or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. <br><br>Oh and BTW I thought it was a rather big thing to NOT reveal terrorist/counter-terrorist techniques or methods. Couldn't the details have just been claimed secret due to national security reasons, thereby avoiding the ridiculous assertion of sports drink being a key component of an improvised explosive?<br><br>Tut tut. If I was your boss behind whomever came up with this one I'd fire their asses.<br><br>P.S. I take it all back. Keep up the good work of ridiculous terror scares that don't kill anyone. 9/11 scared the shit out of me and worked actually TOO well, I don't want to see anymore of those. <p></p><i></i>

[pugzleyca3]

Don't you think that somewhere, behind a curtain, somebody is absolutely laughing their asses off at the whole world right now?<br><br>If they are trying to tell the world that a sports drink is an explosive component, they must be busting a gut right about now and probably will for months to come.<br><br>This is really sick when you think about it. <p></p><i></i>

[JD]

Sure makes you wonder. Someone is having a chuckle no doubt.<br><br>I wonder if they are pushing the envelope to see if they can say ANYTHING and people will believe it? And maybe taunting each other along to see just how outrageous of story can be pushed out there for acceptance by the great unwashed? <br><br>After all the BS to come out over the years there must be a rather massive case of hubris amoungst the folks in the terrorism industry. <p></p><i></i>

[pugzleyca3]

This is more absurd than the box cutter scenario.<br><br>I'm just sitting over here shaking my head. What's really strange is most people believe any damn thing they say, even though they readily admit we were lied into Iraq, etc. When it comes to the "terrorist" threat, they lose their freaking minds and start talking about the government as if they are normal people. hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<br><br>sigh, yep, it's past my bedtime as you can tell by the shrill mad laughter<br><br>I mean. Really. <p></p><i></i>

[HMKGrey]

"Okay, listen up people. We have reason to believe that some of you in this terminal may have highly explosive substances disguised as sports drinks or hair gels about your persons. In order that we may check this, please form orderly snaking lines of 5-600 people each, remove all possible explosive devices and toss them in to the large bins before you. Thank you. Please don't panic or think too much." <p></p><i></i>

[pugzleyca3]

baaaaaaaaaa! baaaaaaaaaaa!<br><br>4 legs good<br>2 legs baaaaaaaaad<br><br>Sheep require TONS of hair gel you know. Gotta stay all curly. <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p216.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=pugzleyca3>pugzleyca3</A> at: 8/11/06 2:01 am<br></i>