New QEII pic: 'GRUESOME...like she's eaten one of her kids..

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New QEII pic: 'GRUESOME...like she's eaten one of her kids..

Postby emad » Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:57 pm

"Queen looks like she's eaten one of her children & been sent to Broadmoor" <br><br>- David Lee, former editor of Art Review in the London Evening Standard last night, commenting on:<br> <br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/in_pictures_enl_1134990029/html/1.stm">news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/s...html/1.stm</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br>which he said was 'a joke commission': "The Queen's face looked pretty gruesome.She looks like she's eaten one of her children and been sent to Broadmoor......Not a particularly good painting by a not particularly good artist".<br><br>Broadmoor is the UK maximum security mental hospital/prison, currently home to the Yorkshire Ripper and assorted pals.<br> <br> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p216.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=emad@rigorousintuition>emad</A> at: 12/21/05 9:48 am<br></i>
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Re: New QEII pic: 'GRUESOME...like she's eaten one of her ki

Postby * » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:07 pm

<br><br> " page not found". hope you can find it for us again. emad.... <p></p><i></i>
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the Broadmore

Postby mother » Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:24 pm

does anyone remember the Welsh(?) twins, the Evil Twins of Broadmore fame? I take it that place is sort of the St. Elizabeth's of UK. We need Hanshan to pull up some images of QEII and Barbara Bush to see who is scarier. <p></p><i></i>
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re:Broadmore/ the evil twins

Postby hanshan » Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:45 pm

<br><br>haha, <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>mother</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> - <br><br>funny you should mention it;<br>was just trying to find the portrait that <br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>emad</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> remarked; seems the <br>Standard scrubbed the reference; maybe <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>emad</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br>of the superior skills <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>( bangers & mashers)</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br> can find it when he/she returns<br><br>QEII & Babs project profoundly unsettling visages;<br>short of reminding our readers of the gruesomeness<br>of temporal power will render a sub:<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.hammerposters.com/pics/bri10066.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br><br><br>.... <p></p><i></i>
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queen liz pizx

Postby impromptu art critic » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:04 pm

rolfs pic makes her look like a nice granny.thats quite insidious .<br>there are plenty of other representations of QE2 which are more powerful and revealing like Lucian Freud,Jamie Reid even Warhol.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :evil --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/devil.gif ALT=":evil"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
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Hanshan, 1 tal: this story was in the Evening Standard

Postby emad » Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:47 pm

newspaper edition. Maybe deemed TOO historically accurate for their online.<br>Fixed the pic link.<br>The fingers look a bit gangreeened and the teeth like they're stuck in with supergloo.<br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/in_pictures_enl_1134990029/html/1.stm">news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/s...html/1.stm</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p216.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=emad@rigorousintuition>emad</A> at: 12/21/05 9:50 am<br></i>
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re: super gooed / Traffic

Postby hanshan » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:18 pm

<br><br>hey, <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>emad</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->, tx<br><br>those are either ginspots & or the beginnings of <br>Hansen's disease;parchment hands, however, are little <br>impediment to hoisting the G&T's.<br><br>If the ivories were any greener they <br>would rival Mao's...heh<br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>This is a far cry from the days of Chairman Mao, who was reputed never to have brushed his teeth, believing a simple rinse of tea would do the trick.</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2102-1626700,00.html" target="top">www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2102-1626700,00.html</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.time.com/time/time100/leaders/profile/mao.html" target="top">www.time.com/time/time100/leaders/profile/mao.html</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>here's a quote from the review of Jung Chang's book<br>from Aussiegirl: <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"As to living in a cave in Yenan, Mao always lived the life of complete luxury. Wherever he went, his forces always confiscated the most luxurious homes of the wealthy for Mao’s personal use, and immediately, new quarters that were bombproof and completely isolated were built in grandiose fashion, should Mao need to retreat to them. At Yenan, where useful idiots like Snow and Agnes Smedley saw Mao in what was purportedly his cave, they did not know that Mao actually lived in a mansion in Phoneix Village, with a giant courtyard, decorated walls and central wall heating. He also moved soon to Yang Hill, in a mansion of the KGB compound called the Date Garden. Behind both of these residences Mao had built secret secure compounds for himself and his immediate staff. There, in addition, he had at his disposal glamorous educated young women, procured to service his sexual needs." I also read somewhere that he had very bad teeth that smelled terrible, which must have been a real turn-off for all these women! (Of course, I doubt that they were foolish enough to interrupt his wooing with a chat about proper dental hygiene.) </em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br>Compare to Lucien Freud's portrait:<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.tinmangallery.com/portraits/queenFreud/freud_queen.png " style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>& emad</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> - would you bring back the David Lee comment in context? Very funny<br><br><br>... <p></p><i></i>
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Hanshan: "Hansen's disease"? As in Bob Hanssen,

Postby emad » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:45 pm

convicted FBI traitor who passed intelligence to the KGB and operated a nasty spy ring among his Opus Dei chums?<br><br>David Lee comment in context: The Lucien Fraud pic looks like she's still chewing on the giblets of that baby of hers that went in the stewpot along with a bottle of Famous Grouse whisky and assorted placentas rejected by macrobiotic Vatican chefs....<br><br>These damned art historians sure know their recipies. <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p216.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=emad@rigorousintuition>emad</A> at: 12/22/05 11:46 am<br></i>
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re: stewpots & cauldrons of the artistes

Postby hanshan » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:58 pm

<br><br>very funny & was recomposing meself after <br>guffaws fit to dislodge the choppers:<br><br>Playlands of the Opus Dei:<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/192/1009/640/Brueghel%20P-Dulle%20Griet.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br> <br><br>tippin' Laphraoig <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>(in the day</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->)<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.pubclub.com/london/Images/Pub%20Sign%20The%20George.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <p></p><i></i>
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may God forgive me

Postby mother » Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:26 am

Seriously, my neice almost had me able to post photos, but I am still a -------retard. What is missing from this gallery is the recent photo of BenedictXVI wearing a Santa hat. The photo is self-explanatory, I saw it on Our Lady of the Roses End Times Prophecies (and no I don't believe in their theories, I do not even think he's a valid Pope) But he looks just like Freud's portrait, only much, much worse. <p></p><i></i>
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