I mean, who's ears don't perk up at the sound of this?
Wolf Den™ Suite
The kids … er, cubs … sleep in the wolf den, an in-suite cave-themed area with a bunk bed. They can “rough it” with movies and Nintendo on their own 20" flat screen LCD TV. In the main portion of the suite, adults can sprawl out on a queen bed and full-size sleeper sofa. They get their own TV too, presumably for movies and Nintendo as well. Need a bigger den for the kids? Consider upgrading to the more spacious and equally charming KidCabin® suite.
It's between PDX and SEA. Sounds perfect!
Lemme know if anyone wants to upgrade to the KidCabin® suite before I make reservations.