Intro

[gerg]

Hello RI!

"new" member here, although I've been lurking forever (i think the first board, yikes).

My balls have finally poked out of my abdominal cavity far enough for me to post. Why so long you ask? well, a few reasons. I lean toward paranoia and felt when I hit the post button a giant insect like creature would come take me away to the underground base where Cheney has his S&M dungeon. Also, with some of the writing chops on display here, I felt like Justin Bieber in a guitar off with Edward Van Halen. Or because I'm recently unemployed and now have the time, take your pick.

ANYWAY, once the board went down in September I realized "what if this was gone and I actually never made contact with these amazing people!" so here I am. I really enjoy RI and hope to contribute as much as I can.

gerg

[Jeff]

Hi gerg, I'm glad you joined us.

And please alert the mods to the arrival of any giant insect-like entities. The board is sometimes buggy.

[norton ash]

Hi Gerg. Judging by what I've seen of Eddie Van Halen lately, Justin could probably kick his ass in a guitar duel.

[gerg]

will do jeff

thanks for all you've done here over the years, it really is a great forum.

[gerg]

heh, prob right Norton, lets change that to a drinking contest and I think he would have em!

[Cosmic Cowbell]

Welcome Gerg!

[gerg]

thanks Cosmic, I enjoy your posts

[82_28]

Welcome, greg. I was the same way and lurked a long time too. Then I thought, if somebody's not gonna post exactly what I'm thinking, then it may as well be me.

(and yes I know it's gerg and not greg. It just sounded funny in the head to call you that)

[undead]

[Seamus OBlimey]

when I hit the post button

There is no post button, it's submit or nothing.

Welcome

[DeltaDawn]

Welcome gerg, good to see newcomers!! Have fun here!!

[justdrew]

when I hit the post button

There is no post button, it's submit or nothing.

Welcome

that could be changed. Should we have a vote on changing the "they live"-esq SUBMIT button to say POST instead? (Post, or Send, or "cork and toss bottle", or whatever else?)

[gerg]

thanks for the welcome all. drew, how about change it to "assimilate"

[82_28]

Well, since RI is just one big "circle jerk" why not make it "seagull"?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seagull

(Caution: possible gross imagery some here may not want to read -- but not that gross. Just FYI)

On edit:

Just read number one on UD. The rest are offensive and have nothing to do with the joke I intended to make.

[gerg]

Well, since RI is just one big "circle jerk" why not make it "seagull"?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seagull

(Caution: possible gross imagery some here may not want to read -- but not that gross. Just FYI)

On edit:

Just read number one on UD. The rest are offensive and have nothing to do with the joke I intended to make.

wow, bullying really is reaching new levels! worst we ever got was to get "flushed"