Dear God

by **dude h homeslice ix** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:14 pm

I pray to you now, That the recent scandal involving Mark Foley’s indiscretions with underage boys Will at last marry the widespread reports of pedophilia among the elites of the nation With the instant global distribution of information possible in the age of the internet And the 24/7 cable news cycle. I pray that the next time something like the Franklin Coverup is up for documentary coverage On the discovery channel or other mainstream media outlet in primetime hours, That the story will not be suppressed and made to go away to protect those evil men Who prey on the young people of the world and of our country. I pray that justice will at last be served, and that partisan motivations and legalistic parsing Will at last be wholly engulfed by a searing wave of truth fueled by an angry American public Finally and forever informed and enraged at the unbearable truth Unmistakably and undeniably shoved into their faces. For justice, for sunlight, and yea, for retribution. This I pray, Amen.

by **dbeach** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:31 pm

Thy will be done!

by **dugoboy** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:33 pm

our kingdom come? <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"> ___________________________________________ "BushCo aren't incompetent...they are Complicit!" -Me "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act" -George Orwell "When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it - always." -Mahatma Gandhi

by **Rigorous Intuition** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:33 pm

Amen to all that.

by **Avalon** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:46 pm

But about that "thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me" bit -- let's not go there.

by **AlicetheCurious** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:54 pm

Avalon, that was beyond poor taste! How dare you do that "keyword hijacking" stuff with the 23rd psalm, just for a cheap laugh. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes">

by **yesferatu** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:48 pm

and dear God, will you please kill and eternally obliterate amerikan jezuz, and every other fucking war demiurge/principality that use men as nothing more than carrion-puppets of suffering, and will you shove the truth that the founding fathers despised your unjust religions into the faces of every 'believer' so that we mayest attaineth the greatest common good thru Mind and Rationality, and the wisdom that we are One Life thru a bond far more holy than any demented religion can offer... ...aw fuck, nevermind, you ain't about to do any of that shit. just...whatever...just do as you damn please, Lord Supreme Demiurge Asshole. It's your nazi, fascist world, I'm just a squirrel gathering nuts.

by **Joe Hillshoist** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:28 am

Dear God Dear god, Hope you got the letter, And I pray you can make it better down here. I don’t mean a big reduction in the price of beer, But all the people that you made in your image, See them starving on their feet, ’cause they don’t get enough to eat From god, I can’t believe in you. Dear god, Sorry to disturb you, But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears, And all the people that you made in your image, See them fighting in the street, ’cause they can’t make opinions meet, About god, I can’t believe in you. Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make mankind after we made you? And the devil too! Dear god, Don’t know if you noticed, But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book. Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look, And all the people that you made in your image, Still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain’t and so do you, Dear god, I can’t believe in, I don’t believe in, I won’t believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, No devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You’re always letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you drown. Those lost at sea and never found, And it’s the same the whole world ’round. The hurt I see helps to compound, That the father, son and holy ghost, Is just somebody’s unholy hoax, And if you’re up there you’ll perceive, That my heart’s here upon my sleeve. If there’s one thing I don’t believe in... It’s you, Dear god. (By a partridge)

by **postrchild** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:19 pm

Dear God, Call all your children home for the rapture. They are squeezing the life out of us atheists.... Thanks Postr

by **TroubleFunk** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:46 pm

Nearly everyone I know claims to have heard your voice And every time they do, I know I should rejoice Because one day I'm sure you’ll break your silence And speak just to me But I feel like time's running out And my heart, my heart is filling with doubt And god said I don't dwell upon you, I dwell on something else And I am not really here so get over your self I've tried to follow every rule they said you handed down And spread the sacred testimony all around And still the others seem to have your ear but never will I Have I displeased you somehow? I can't, I can't help feeling left out And god said There's no anger in me, you must mean someone else Cause it's not me that you see, you're looking at yourself And I won't give you a prize instead of someone else Cause I don't play favorites, so get over yourself Is it my fear, is it my pride, is it my vanity? Should your name just be denied to save my sanity? What is the price I need to pay to have What others seem to grasp so easily? Pity your servant your slave Who'll kiss, kiss your feet to be saved Save me, save me... And god said You are not serving me, you're serving something else Cause I don't need to be pleased, just get over yourself You can't suck up to me, I know you all too well But I don't dwell upon you, so get over yourself Cause you're not praying to me, you're praying to yourself And you're not worshipping me you're worshipping yourself And you will kill in my name and heaven knows what else When you can't prove I exist so get over yourself -Todd Rundgren

by **dude h homeslice ix** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:07 pm

well this went from being my prayer to being a god bashing thread. beleive me ive done the same for years. every now and again something comes along big enough for me to get over myself and suspend disbelief and just fucking pray for justice. anyone know of anything else thats working right now? this whole internet pat-ourselves-on-the-back-cuz-we-know-we-are-fucked thing sure aint fixin the world. maybe its time to put our heads between our knees, kiss our asses goodbye in advance, and fall back on the power of prayer(tm) which i hear can sometimes be used as a flotation device in the event of loss of cabin pressure. so i tell you what: if within the next 90 days a special on elite pedophilia in the US government makes it mainstream, i will accept Jesus as my personal trainer. Praise the Lizord(tm).

by **4911** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:38 pm

Dear God, all i want is a good tunafish sandwich.

by **Joe Hillshoist** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:41 pm

God is in The House We've laid the cables and the wires We've split the wood and stoked The fires We've lit our town so there is no Place for crime to hide Our little church is painted white And in the safety of the night We all go quiet as a mouse For the word is out God is in the house God is in the house God is in the house No cause for worry now God is in the house Moral sneaks in the white house Computer geeks in the school house Drug freaks in the crack house We don't have that stuff here We have a tiny little force But we need them of course For the kittens in the trees And at night we are on our knees As quiet as a mouse For God is in the house God is in the house God is in the house And no one's left in doubt God is in the house Homos roaming the streets in packs Queer bashers with tyre-jacks Lesbian counter-attacks That stuff is for the big cities Our town is very pretty We have a pretty little square We have a woman for a mayor Our policy is firm but fair Now that God is in the house God is in the house God is in the house Any day now he'll come out God is in the house Well-meaning little therapists Goose-stepping twelve-stepping tetotalitarianists The tipsy, the reeling and the drop down pissed We got no time for that stuff here Zero crime and no fear We've bred all our kittens white So you can see them in the night And at night we're on our knees As quiet as a mouse Since the word got out From the north down to the south For no-one's left in doubt There's no fear about If we all hold hands and very quietly shout Hallelujah God is in the house God is in the house Oh I wish he would come out God is in the house Hey dude i wasn't having a go at you. I really liked that XTC song when I was in my teens, these days I think its a bit of a cop out blaming God for all the problems we cause ourselves down here. Its still a good song tho. <blockquote>Quote:<hr>Cuz I'm praying for rain And I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down.<hr></blockquote> So's that.

by **TroubleFunk** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:00 pm

Sorry, dude h, I certainly didn't mean to "bash God", as you put it. Personally, I hope your prayers are answered! I'd love to see that show you're talking about, though while you're praying, you might want to request an audience for the show (while you're at it). If there turns out to be no justice after finally being "reduced" to praying, are you going to assume that your prayers didn't work? That God doesn't want the same justice you do? That the God-bashers cancelled your prayers out? That God's not listening? That there is no God? I hope "none of the above" - unanswered prayers being part of the mystery of faith. And All Across America The Poison Fires Glow And In The Blood Of Our Procreation Annihilation Grows Yes Love Was Made For Slaves Like Us Designed To Fetishize Consumption, Waste And An Identity Based On A Dying Lie So God Forgive America The End Of History Is Now And God May Save The Victim But Only The Murderer Holds Real Power We Came Across The Seas We'd Fill With Offal And Disgust And Any Object Industry Required We Bought, Enslaved, Or We Crushed And Now Our Minds Are As Naked As The Paradise We Stripped And Our Reward Is Our Entropy Our Emptiness Is Our Gift So God Forgive America And Every Human On This Earth And God Forgive The Ruined Lives Nothing Is What It's Worth -swans

by **yesferatu** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:18 pm

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>well this went from being my prayer to being a god bashing thread. <hr></blockquote> I bashed a retarded demiurge, not The Unfathomable. I'm down with your prayer. The whole creation groaneth and travaileth, and we are part of that. Somethimes we can't help groaning, whether during orgasm or suffering.

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He always uses lotion and the hand, we hear

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I certainly didn't mean to "bash God".

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