Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

[Iamwhomiam]

Hermaphroditus, your words are freeing.

Why do you entrap yourself so, here on Mt. Ida and bemoan your entrapment while awaiting rescue? You are your own jailer... set yourself free.

Speak softly to your bonds and they will be gone!

[justdrew]

hey HoL, you might get a kick out of this guy's shows... hour once a week, check em out... recommend starting out at the start and working your way up to current shows.

http://wfmu.org/playlists/HA

[Hammer of Los]

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Ah was gettin' lonely out here!

High guys!

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[Hammer of Los]

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Firstly, you all divine.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Secondly, take me to your leader.

That is Grant Morrison, isn't it?

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[Hammer of Los]

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Hermaphroditus, your words are freeing.

Why do you entrap yourself so, here on Mt. Ida and bemoan your entrapment while awaiting rescue? You are your own jailer... set yourself free.

Speak softly to your bonds and they will be gone!

I am not trapped.

I am already free of my bonds.

None trap Aitch Houdini!

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[Hammer of Los]

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I might do a poetry reading later.

We see if you be nice to me.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Sigils be for artists!

Wizard not artist.

You be artists.

I tell you story.

I story teller.

Oh yes.

But I also got an aweful duty to perform.

Ask the cat shit ananda what i mean.

I don't need no steenkin' sigil

i dont need no steenkin mandala

I MAKE IT UP AS I GO ALONG!

That way of perfect dao.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Message to JD.

When yo int above 20 you don need read no more

i read enuff

didn't you know?

don't you want to know what i mean?

I Unamit Alhazredit!

I greatest reader!

Ha ha ha.

Ooh swords and sorcery.

Chainmail bikinis.

We make it real.

Ask Cat Shit Ananda.

But da news aint exactly all good.

Hmm.

I got a sad duty to perform also at this time.

I tell ya more later.

If ya good.

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[Hammer of Los]

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It is you that is trapped on Mt Ida.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I am not trapped anywhere.

But dis is mt ida.

A lower level of the heavens really.

The lowest, maybe.

Earthiest.

Earth good!

We keep it good!

I give too much away, don't I cat shit ananda?

I became the resolution of every paradox.

Moebius strip.

You work it out.

It's too subtle by about a million miles for you.

But you aint supra genius, are you?

Or are you?

I don't know what you know.

I only know what i know.

And what i know is subtle indeed.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Morals be key to dao.

Never say otherwise.

Learn to live the good life.

Bon Jovi!

You can't go wrong with Bon Jovi!

God really loves Jon Bon Jovi.

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[Hammer of Los]

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How do I know He loves Bon Jovi?

He tells me so.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Never say I be bad preacher!

Never say it so!

I show you Way of Perfect Dao!

You follow, if you can.

If you know what good for you!

Dis crowd a bit stoopid cat shit ananda.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Looks like wee willie blake over-partook of honeydew and left a mess to clean up. And Jack Riddler's poetry is very good, btw.

Good news everyone!

Even though he's still a bit shy, my little zen pony answered his riddle correctly!

In a pm.

I knew he would!

I made it deliberately easy 'cos I love him.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You poke him on!

So.

My little zen pony remains on Mt Ida!

Welcome!

May you learn much in this august assembly of the Wizest of the Wize!

Of course, if I had been annoyed with him, I would have said that was the wrong answer.

Perhaps I would have told him the right answer was;

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You give him a great big kick up the arse!

And then I would have ejected him from Mt. Ida.

But I didn't.

See?

I kind and forgiving Demi God!

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