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barracuda wrote:...you begin to wonder if Saddam Hussein might not have had anything to do with the 911 attacks.
...you find yourself mentally questioning the idea that your government has your best interests at heart.
...you come to acknowledge that your high heeled shoes might make it nearly impossible to run from an attacker.
...you think maybe the coalition has killed enough people in the middle east for now.
...you've begun fuzzily equating the philosophies of either political party with the other.
...when you read your paper or listen to the news, you can't get past the nagging feeling that they're not telling you something.
...you don't think this is a particularly good time to get a mortgage loan, or to swim in the Gulf of Mexico.
...you begin to notice that school budgets are cut while police budgets rise or remain the same in your community.
...you look at the ingredients on the label of the foods you buy at the grocery store and realise that you have no idea what those words mean.
...you wonder if your children might need to spend a bit less time in front of the television and video games.
...you can't figure out why the car you bought last year gets the same miles per gallon as the one you bought in 1985.
...you vaguely remember that when you were a child, your mother didn't have to work at all, and your dad only worked nine to five with a lunchbreak.
...you notice that the music on the radio sounds exactly like the music from ten years ago.
...you realise that your representatives in congress are all millionaires.
...you or someone you know has been laid off lately.
...you notice the church has the largest building in your town.
...your foreskin is missing and it occurs to you that you have no idea why.

operator kos wrote:...liberal friends sometimes think you're a wacko right-winger, and conservative friends sometimes think you're a left-wing kook.
my hero

operator kos wrote:You know you're a conspiracy theorist when you've become accustomed being followed in public by men in black with telephoto lens cameras. (happened to me when Hillary Clinton was in town)
barracuda wrote:...your foreskin is missing and it occurs to you that you have no idea why.


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