If lovin' playoff hockey is wrong...

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Re: If lovin' playoff hockey is wrong...

Postby Feilan » Thu May 26, 2011 10:18 pm

PREemptive edit/disclaimer: NO hard feelings :partyhat - I think your perspective is quite worthy of a casual discussion in the way that even the most banal shit (by which I mean *hockey :zomg ) can turn into an onion of considerations and connections. :bigsmile In order to salut our mutual love for the Tom who Stomps, frequenter of the plywood section at Crappy Tire stores coast to coast - please take the post below with a salt lick fit for a gang of highland cattle. In my defense, what comes next was written under the satviating influence of home-grown and without any sense other than you may infer from it's tone. Sure, I was a bit hurt and defensive, but I remain(ed) :basicsmile / hopeful I might yet stir up a friendly chat about the kind of shit I notice and ponder a little when I partake of my hockey and beer. I was about to post it when I saw your shout-out to himself. Obviously you and I were meant to be together on some level of copaceticism, so above all, let's remember that, and in that spirit: :lovehearts:



Canadian_watcher wrote:Dude, all I said was that I hate hockey SEASON because hockey is everywhere.

I didn't say I hate people who like hockey, or hockey itself.


You did say that "the hockey fan set" are "typically" prone to "namecalling". It's not the sort of thing people generally say about people they like, is it? I admit to being curious about your working definition of "the hockey fan set". If I'm on the roster, I guess you're casting a wide net. I hope from hereon you might consider that remark a personal failing of mine rather than aspersions to be cast on a wider group. FWIW to you at this point, my plainly stupid choice of a one-liner, 'haters gotta hate', referred entirely to the context in which you used *it (the word *hate). It was, nevertheless, careless and lazy of me. As you'll see if it interests you to read on, I also have a button to push. It's the opposite button, unfortunately - hence our disconnect.

I also think I picked the wrong emoticon to go with it... :rideturtle: <this one maybe? :shock2: <maybe this one would have let on that I was just goofin' around?

I hate that we become this mono-culture so that if you don't enjoy hockey you basically feel like an outsider all winter (and spring, FFS).


This implies that you don't enjoy hockey or that you are speaking on behalf of those who don't? You did say you didn't dislike the game and that you do in fact 'enjoy' Olympic hockey, so I'm unclear on this point. Either way, your statement that we become a mono-culture is a salient one. I hear Brazilians are absolutely loony about soccer ... Brits too, so go the rumours. Does that render them mono-cultural? Do Brits and Brazilians who don't really give a lickspittle one way or the other feel left out? These are honest questions. I asked the mister about this and that and he noted that baseball stands out in particular as a sport that doesn't require a focus on cooperation - the official sport of the official cult of individualism. It sounds right to me, but I'm not much for baseball, so I just don't know. Perhaps any Americans who aren't ignoring this thread would care to expand or debunk ...?

I googled "Canadian Culture" and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_Canada went to the first place on the list, where anybody else who googles the Mr. Snuffleupagus of national cultures might go first. I had to scroll down a ways before I got to the section on sport:

Ice hockey, referred to as simply hockey in the country, is Canada's official winter sport, its most popular spectator sport, and its most successful sport in international competition. Lacrosse, a sport with Aboriginal origins, is Canada's oldest sport and official summer sport.


It makes perfect sense to me that a game played on ice skates became the most popular spectator [winter] sport in Canada, what with all of our winter and our many lakes, ponds and rivers that freeze over. That it arouses the passions of as many of us as it does, even periodically or sporadically, is indicative of a deeper layer of *something*. We're also suckers for "being noticed" doing something random like play ice hockey really well in front of all the other countries. Our national culture of inferiority is the other thing we're quite well known for, besides maple leafs and maple sugar, (and more recently, getting on the neocon bandwagon) - I honestly wonder if there's a link there...? Lacrosse is awesome!

I've also noted the influence of regional politics and identity playing out in the choice of which team one favours. Markedly less so since the bloating of expansion teams, but persistent. It is, after all, the biggest effort "we've" made to export our "culture" to a US market beyond the borderlands (not including comedians) and "we" didn't make it. The machine made it to make money. Hence the glowing blue puck tactic, LA's home game cam' ever on the hunt for a celebrity in the crowd, and a distinct lean toward the Don Cherry end of the rock 'em sock 'em spectrum.

The French debate being preempted by a Habs playoff game is simply a recognition of the fact that 'getting together to back the home team' has such power and cultural weight, it demands its place. What element of cultural, *even political* expression is written between the lines of the collective passion of Quebecois voters for the Montreal Canadiens ...? ... and in the ROC.... ? I think these are valid questions for a lounge-like environment ...

Hating hockey SEASON and not disliking people who like hockey seem like somewhat mutually exclusive positions which is only to say we wouldn't have such a conspicuous presence of the former without the latter. Chickens and eggs, only here we know the game preceded the franchising by a long shot. Hockey games used by politicians for photo ops are in the same vein as babykissing, glad handing and pancake breakfasts. It's not about the hockey or the pancakes, and it's definitely not about the babies. Hockey is marketable in the first place because of it's particular emotional appeal among Canadians in their regions and across the country, emphasis on the 'emotional' part. The fact that the league sells swag at obscene retail prices is similarly not a comment on the game or the fact that aprox. 3 out of 4 of us are keeping an eye on the playoff schedule. That's down to capitalism and capitalism will eat anything.

Anyway, I posted the Jane Siberry lyrics because they say a lot of what I'm trying to get at, and much more beautifully than I can...

Weren't national sporting preoccupations already exposed by sociologists of some sort as a co-optable displacement of our apparent inclination to, among other things, gather in groups and square off against each other? Even as I type, "As it Happens" is interviewing a guy who's talking about thuggishness and violent sectarianism among Scottish football fans. We're not exactly immune to incidents of mob violence related to a hockey game either ... still, on a good day, without any rioting or super fan violence, it seems to me like an acceptable way to vent that shit. Surely the violence associated with it is more about who we often are as animals in a variety of social groups [these days/as usual] than it is about playing a game and enjoying a game being played on a pitch/patch of ice by skilled players.

Obviously, or not, I didn't come to RI for the Hockey talk. I don't 'go' anywhere for that actually. I spend the vast majority of my time here reading people much more knowledgeable than I on a range of topics I'm interested in. I thought this might be a fun thread that could go in a few directions including some aspects I've clumsily tried to highlight. Hockey is also just a game and some people do get paid irrational sums of money to play it inside a corporate vending machine. Like anything a lot of people do here or there, it can be a very interesting context in which to look at human behaviours, not to mention Canadian behaviours, and I am curious about both.

okay?
By all means write me twenty pages back on it if you feel like wasting your time.


Okay.

I don't feel I was wasting my time. I enjoyed writing my reply to you. I enjoyed this one too, because all the while I had a leisurely think about culture and sport and how these are commodified and used to steer people. I take it you feel it was a waste of my time. Well, I think that's a pretty ice-cold-queen-of-Hyperbole thing to say, not to mention a bit mean. I thought I was the queen of Hyperbole. :wink I 'hear' you saying you could do very nicely without having to drag yourself through a spate of my long-winded-who-gives-a-shit ...? Reading should rarely be a charitable act. Please don't bother with me on my account.

Perhaps, thinking this might be a haven from the incessant nattering of "the hockey fan set" in your daily sphere of interactions, the very appearance of the thread title drove you to a fit of wild irk... gnashing of teeth? Exasperated FFS? Well. Alright then. This may not be your cup of tea. I aim to please and often fall short. :bigsmile

That said, MORE Stompin' Tom, eh? :bigsmile



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Re: If lovin' playoff hockey is wrong...

Postby 82_28 » Thu May 26, 2011 10:51 pm

Oh you nutty northerners. I fucking love hockey. There is nothing like it, as I have said. Playoff hockey is where it is at. The most tense spectator sport around with violence and crazy emotion to go along with it. The other one is when Kirk Gibson hit that homer against the A's. I instructed my dad to buy me a Dodger's hat the next day.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=3364800

Here's a hockey player story. A friend of mine worked at a bar in Denver and she was cocktailing ex CU star Kordell Stewart and his posse. He played for the Steelers at the time. Well, when you're a hotshot celeb, hotshot bars often completely take care of you. (which makes no sense -- but that's the way it is). So he got tabbed out, comped. Him and all of his NFL buddies and hangers on paid nothing. Well, they left no tip either. They kicked it all night, demanded all sorts of shit, got taken care of and left my friend nothing. A few thousand dollar tab (on edit: maybe a thousandish, but it was a big tab).

She began to cry and be pissed and all the other things you would imagine one would do, wasting your whole night for a bunch of douchebags. Some Avalanche (Denver's hockey team) players were kickin' it there as well and wondered what was wrong with her. They gave her $500. FTW pro hockey players!
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Re: If lovin' playoff hockey is wrong...

Postby Feilan » Fri May 27, 2011 12:19 am

82_28 wrote:They gave her $500. FTW pro hockey players!


^^^ Nice one. They *always* wear jacket and tie when spectating a hockey game too (out with an injury). I don't know if other genres do the same but I always liked that... like they're coming over for dinner at your folks place -kind of gesture- of respect. i'm sentimental in all the wrong places, I'm sure.

More anecdotal whatever: One of Sidney Crosbey's junior coaches was my coach (volunteer coach) when I played in a women's league in Halifax. True story. He told me I was a natural goalie in my first practice and I was beaming for days. (Secret dreams of goalie glory cut off at the root by being born a girl in the wrong place at the wrong time.) :bigsmile True story.

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Re: If lovin' playoff hockey is wrong...

Postby Canadian_watcher » Fri May 27, 2011 4:29 am

Ahh.. now you see? THAT was some hockey. The Canadian women were a cohesive team - they nearly brought tears to my eyes even BEFORE that amazing gold medal round. Did you watch the men's hockey though? BOOOOOOOOOOOOO-RING. They were slow and careless and wasted a lot of time ... everyone wanted to be the star. The only one worth watching was Iginla who really was a star and skated his arse off. At least there's a lot less fighting, shoving & hostility at the Olympics.
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Re: If lovin' playoff hockey is wrong...

Postby Canadian_watcher » Fri May 27, 2011 4:59 am

Feilan wrote:PREemptive edit/disclaimer: NO hard feelings :partyhat -


indeed. :)

Feilan wrote:You did say that "the hockey fan set" are "typically" prone to "namecalling". It's not the sort of thing people generally say about people they like, is it?


You're right. But that was after you insulted me. I had to do something stereotypically nasty in response, really. At least give me that. ;)

Feilan wrote:
I hate that we become this mono-culture so that if you don't enjoy hockey you basically feel like an outsider all winter (and spring, FFS).


This implies that you don't enjoy hockey or that you are speaking on behalf of those who don't? You did say you didn't dislike the game and that you do in fact 'enjoy' Olympic hockey, so I'm unclear on this point.


No - I would enjoy regular hockey much more if it were more like Olympic Hockey (particularly women's olympic hockey)
But hockey NHL style results in:
bloated, lazy players who are usually only there for the paycheque
teams in name only
a season that is WAY too long
far too much violence
fans who have completely lost their marbles
endless television and radio coverage of every effing thing that happens on the ice and off


Feilan wrote:
I googled "Canadian Culture"


ha ha.. must be a short entry.

Feilan wrote: also suckers for "being noticed" doing something random like play ice hockey really well in front of all the other countries. Our national culture of inferiority is the other thing we're quite well known for, besides maple leafs and maple sugar, (and more recently, getting on the neocon bandwagon) - I honestly wonder if there's a link there...? Lacrosse is awesome!


And you really think this doesn't make us LAME? Perhaps if even a small percentage of the people currently raising their children to be future NHLers would devote some of that energy into ANYTHING ELSE Canada would not have to be known for beavers and tree sap.

Feilan wrote: It is, after all, the biggest effort "we've" made to export our "culture" to a US market beyond the borderlands (not including comedians) and "we" didn't make it. The machine made it to make money. Hence the glowing blue puck tactic, LA's home game cam' ever on the hunt for a celebrity in the crowd, and a distinct lean toward the Don Cherry end of the rock 'em sock 'em spectrum.


Interesting.. I also see it as American opportunism - they tried to take it from us, we didn't try to bring it to them. Fans of Don Cherry are another can of worms. I mean please, he's the closest thing Canada's got to a Donald Trump in terms of arrogant and ill-informed involvement in things that he should stay out of as well as loud-mouthedness, incomprehensible personal grooming habits, and obnoxious self branding efforts. If Cherry were in any way musical or chill I'd compare him to Gene Simmons instead. Same kind of guy and anyone that quotes him or looks forward to his appearances is missing a screw or two, IMHO.


Feilan wrote:Hating hockey SEASON and not disliking people who like hockey seem like somewhat mutually exclusive positions which is only to say we wouldn't have such a conspicuous presence of the former without the latter.


Again, I disagree. Take poor little Justin Beiber. I don't hate him. I don't hate the people who like him. I hate the machine that has grown up around him.. and that speaks directly to our culture and who controls access to it. Why all Beiber all the Time? Share the airwaves and shelf-space and magazine pages and column word-counts for someone else, please! If these things were colours or religions instead of sports and music, you'd see my point, right? Imagine if they painted absolutely everything Green for 6 months a year.

Feilan wrote: Hockey is marketable in the first place because of it's particular emotional appeal among Canadians in their regions and across the country, emphasis on the 'emotional' part.


Hockey is marketable in the first place because of it's particular emotional appeal among some die-hard fans and the easily manipulated younger generations in their regions and across the country...

fixed it for you. Let's face it, there ain't no NLL (National Lacrosse League) - it's marketing baby, and it's just ramping up more and more every year - the "defibrilator in every rink!" promise by our newly elected majority PM should have been laughed down.. but it wasn't. People liked it. And the people who liked it - you can guarantee - were hockey fans.


okay?
By all means write me twenty pages back on it if you feel like wasting your time.


Yes, that way a cold, petty thing for me to say and I apologize.

Feilan wrote:Perhaps, thinking this might be a haven from the incessant nattering of "the hockey fan set" in your daily sphere of interactions, the very appearance of the thread title drove you to a fit of wild irk... gnashing of teeth? Exasperated FFS? Well. Alright then. This may not be your cup of tea. I aim to please and often fall short. :bigsmile


It wasn't - I wasn't driven to anything and that's one of the roots of this disagreement. I was making what I thought would be a mildly humourous 'coming out' type admission that I don't get into the hockey madness .. but it was taken as an attack on hockey in general and you in particular. I think that it kinda demonstrates my point. There's a don't ask don't tell dynamic that goes on WRT hockey in social circles in Canada.. except it's missing the Don't Ask part.

Here's something funny, actually, to show you that I'm not alone and that my feelings are pretty much typical of all of us closeted non-NHL fans:

http://www.richmond-news.com/sports/Surviving+playoffs+hate+hockey/4777991/story.html

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Re: If lovin' playoff hockey is wrong...

Postby 82_28 » Fri May 27, 2011 7:28 am

Before I retire to bed, here's another quick one that is rather well known I guess. But peeps I know in CHI and PDX all call Scottie Pippen "No Tippin' Pippen". Dude's a total cocksucker.

I know other peeps who used to wait on Brett Favre at a Chili's in Hattiesburg. He doesn't tip a damn either.
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Re: If lovin' playoff hockey is wrong...

Postby Feilan » Sat May 28, 2011 11:20 pm

Canadian_watcher wrote:Ahh.. now you see? THAT was some hockey. The Canadian women were a cohesive team - they nearly brought tears to my eyes even BEFORE that amazing gold medal round.


:bigsmile yah. great stuff. http://cwhl.ca/

Did you watch the men's hockey though? BOOOOOOOOOOOOO-RING. They were slow and careless and wasted a lot of time ... everyone wanted to be the star. The only one worth watching was Iginla who really was a star and skated his arse off. At least there's a lot less fighting, shoving & hostility at the Olympics.


Iginla is a very inspiring player, not much ego interference there.

I thought Luongo was/is also worth watching. Sidney Crosby cannot go unsung here. He didn't want to be a star so much as he just is and in the proper context, rightly so. He's a wunderkind on skates.

What happened to his head is a terrible thing. Gary Bettman and the NHL corporatocracy et. al. are rather vile beasts who remain deeply unconcerned about the rate of reported concussions (not to mention unreported) league wide. It's one instance of a grim reflection on the wider state of play at that level and influences how kids play. It's a rotten apple.

Last night Boston and Tampa went at it perfectly. Zero penalty game which the Don attributes to reff'ing. It is also attributable to the fact that both teams played the game without any assholery. It was a terrific match up and bloody tense until the last 5/6 minutes of the third when Boston scored. Tampa pulled it out in search of overtime, but Boston kept their eyes on the puck and sealed the deal. Whatever system of cummulative penalties is required to make that the rule rather than the notable exception in the regular season should already exist.

That it doesn't suggests that violence is a calculated means of enhancing the revenue stream. If the vast majority of Canadian fans really don't want it, it seems likely that its persistence might have something to do with maintaining and growing the US market for the league, (Tampa Bay, Florida is not hockey country.). I'm just surmising here... If the marketeers believe there is more of a market for it 'down there' then the ruling/capitalist philosophy says give it to them.

I agree with much of your list of things about the NHL vending machine that leave so much to be desired.

I don't know about the "teams in name only" criticism. It relies on the definition of "team" and what people associate with that as limited to where the players on the team are from. I don't think that has anything to do with the emotional resonance that a team's name may engender. It's about where the supporters are from and/or where their own emotional geography of associations lie. Hence my own interest in the playoffs which is almost entirely driven by whether a "Canadian team" is playing. Boston's AC is a Vancouver boy. Suban, one of my favourite Habs, is from Toronto. Whatever. I'm not from Montreal either. Buying a jersey is an investment in displaying a symbol of *something*. I have better things to do with hard-earned money, but that's me. Some people will actually pay to attend a Bieber concert. Life is strange.

People are entertained by all manner of things including what I call the completely revolting treacle the Bieb passes off as worthwhile artistic expression. As has been said, capitalism will eat anything. It eats music and adolescence and we get the Bieb. It eats hockey and barfs up Gary Bettman's empire. I might resent the machine that made the Bieb; the bloody facebooking and tweeting of love for the Bieb seems inescapable even as one who does neither, but the sheer number of people who justify the space he takes up by liking what he does in such numbers will not be denied their Bieb. I'm not relying on the mass culture machine for access to the culture/perspective on culture that interests me. They seldom or never coincide. I :shrug: and leave Bieb lover's to their own hairdo's.

C_W wrote:fans who have completely lost their marbles


It looks to me like more of us than ever walk around with a head full of marbles on the verge of being lost, so much so that, where and over what we lose them is often secondary. If not here then there, if not over this then that. They all unnerve me to some extent, as much as the wavering security of my own marbles does. Its all a great big madhouse made of cards and the wind is at the door.

All manner of bread and circus type activities are provided and promoted for profit and some would add, precisely in order to provide containable outlets for marble spillage. Love of Oprah, as hard as it may be for you or I to relate to, is another randomly selectable example of what I'm talking about that just happens to be aimed at a completely different demographic. At least, in the case of hockey, when you strip all that bullshit away, you still have something. You *can* have an awesome game that's as much fun to watch as it is to play... well, imho, anyway.

:bigsmile as for (hockey) stalking the ever elusive forest-dwelling, sap-associated rumour known as Canadian culture, in reply to my google search for it -

C_W wrote:ha ha.. must be a short entry.


I would have thought so too, but no. A lot of ground gets covered in the wikipedia treatment. It's only the gospel according to whomever bothered to put it together, but there's a lot to read before you get to the bit I snipped about sports. As to the caliber of scholarship it represents I can't say. I've only skimmed it ...

At second glance: I pause on a reference to the Quebec Act made early on in the article. Under the heading of Bilingualism and Multiculturalism it presents the link between this thin edged wedge of accommodation with French Canada and how, at our cultural core we evolve as a collective that continually seeks to open up our society and ourselves, more and more,to embrace diversity and view it as strengthening, rather than something to melt in a pot ... I would argue the persistence of that aspiration is more defining of who we are than love of hockey can or does overshadow. You could say I remain hopeful and perhaps even naively so, a believer in 'us' in that regard.

The wiki sections on "Aboriginal influences" and "Canadian Identity" are ripe for a congress of debate and rewriting... wikipedia is what it is. What I'm saying is there are enough subsections to organize a broad ranging Royal Inquiry around. What a good idea!

It might help us find some resolution for our cultural angst. :baghead:

Feilan wrote:also suckers for "being noticed" doing something random like play ice hockey really well in front of all the other countries. Our national culture of inferiority is the other thing we're quite well known for, besides maple leafs and maple sugar, (and more recently, getting on the neocon bandwagon) - I honestly wonder if there's a link there...? Lacrosse is awesome!


C_W wrote:And you really think this doesn't make us LAME?


Perhaps if even a small percentage of the people currently raising their children to be future NHLers would devote some of that energy into ANYTHING ELSE Canada would not have to be known for beavers and tree sap.


No, I don't think this makes us LAME. I think if we were sexier in a post-modern way and we were more famous for blowing shit up we'd get more attention. I think we're fascinating and the fact that others don't share my interest is, as my Mom would say, to each their own. I think it's more interesting to wonder why groups see themselves/are seen by others through one prism or another. All the ways we associate with a national identity, all of its peculiar symbols and interpretations thereof - internal and external to the nation, who the citizens claiming that nation as their own say they are, are all compelling matters of consideration when I think about what a national culture and specifically Canadian culture is or isn't.

Just how many people are currently raising their children to be NHLers I wonder? Is it any relation to the number of people raising their children to win on American Idol? O you queen of Hyperbole, you. :wink

The fact that professions as highly paid athletes exist at all means kids themselves will fantasize about growing up to be one. Society teaches them everyday about the value of cold hard cash and celebrity. Kids are smart and as prone to egoism as the adults they become. They'll also fantasize about growing up to be Miley Cyrus, possibly a greater horror. A lot of their parents are as apt to say that's all very well and good and games are fun, but did you do your homework? I'm just not inclined to assume that everyone who drives their kid to minor hockey is some kind of knuckle dragging diehard fan eager to offer up said kid to some kind of NHL Moloch or that our problems as a country (as real and identifiable as our culture) have much to do with that activity one way or the other.

I think Canadian culture is absolutely real, identifiable, multi-faceted, uniquely flavoured, and as engrossing as any other. I regard the idea that hockey is a part of it as merely true. Before there was an NHL there was shinny which led to organized hockey in many forms at the community level and this includes the backyard rink where I learned to skate when I was 2 1/2. That's not a myth. The NHL's marketeers didn't invent that story in order to sell "Hockey Day in Canada". Because we already loved hockey, the NHL seemed like a good idea that just might catch on. Today they sell thousands of the absolute worst hamburgers ever conceived or imagined for the princely sum of 10 dollars and change at the ACC.

Feilan wrote:Hockey is marketable in the first place because of it's particular emotional appeal among <millions> Canadians in their regions and across the country...


You're right. It needed fixing. People like what they like and the more of them that do the more likely it is being monetized and sold back to them. Some sort of dim and narrow view of "diehard" and "the hockey fan set" is being employed here which may be a bit sweeping or am I misreading you? Kids who play hockey don't read or have other interests and potential, is that it? Enjoying a sport for its own sake, with a focus on 'fair play', friendly competition, and physical fitness is a social good, surely. Believe it or not, that's what lots and lots of people who play and watch hockey are doing.

How about sledge hockey!? (...invented in the early 1960s in Stockholm, Sweden at a rehabilitation center. It is currently one of the most popular sports in the Paralympic Games.)

Is it a bit sweeping, hyperbolic even, to argue that the millions of Canadians who enjoy the sport including an NHL playoff series or two are nothing more than 'diehard' (?) fan(atic)s and kids who don't know any better and exhibit similarly artificial,implanted desires for Mcdonald's happy meals? Maybe. I contend that a wide variety of people with a variety of interests enjoy a little playoff fever and regular season play and it doesn't reduce them to either of those things. I'm neither of those things but the number of people who are like me - Canadians who enjoy hockey - and might be counted on to spend money in the enjoyment thereof, insures its marketability in this, the new world order of commodifying and advertising *everything*. Assholes everywhere are trying to sell me shit, and if they call during supper I'll hang up on them. Come to think of it - I don't answer the phone during supper. I don't even hear it ring.

It is also true that as our population grows primarily due to immigration and (for various reasons) many newcomers don't take up an interest in hockey, so conflating 'interest' in hockey with 'being Canadian' is going too far. I would never go that far myself. 'Being Canadian' seems more a matter of being anyone you like, including grandma the unlikely Habs fan who played hockey when she was a girl. (I was chatting about this very thing yesterday (in Chinese no less!) with my teacher.)

I don't see a mono-culture here but maybe I've been hypnotised not to see it that way. Turning culture into products and marketing them is insidious. Products that appeal to a 'dominant culture' dominate the airwaves. Do people think Brazil is a mono-culture of soccer/football fans? I don't, even though the fact that they like soccer A LOT is one of the first things that comes to my mind along with some great, great music and excellent barbecue skills.

The wiki on ice hockey says that while some debate goes on...



That's enough provenance for me, real Kanadian roots.

C_W wrote:If these things were colours or religions instead of sports and music, you'd see my point, right? Imagine if they painted absolutely everything Green for 6 months a year.


I already saw your point, I just don't agree. :basicsmile
I look at recurrent (read popular) stories groups tell about themselves and symbols for them as information about where I happen to be. None should go unexamined. Communities are glued together by a variety of things including shared history, religion and favourite colours. Either of the latter two have been known to dominate nationwide popularity contests all over the world, becoming symbols of association, as such things are wont to do, memetically, because of the 'association of ideas' (marketing strategy) that go along with.

People like celebrating the tradition of the game itself, embedded as it is in community life and many shared histories. They go to a bar to commiserate over the last Leafs game of the season and end up talking about what a colossal drag Rob Ford/Tim Hudak is. I've seen it happen. Maybe its also essentially Canadian to point out that **not everyone cares** who's playing for Lord Stanley's cup... :partyhat Fair enough. :bigsmile

The article you linked is funny. Does that guy write for "Big Bang Theory" ... ? I mean, sure. Some people aren't much into sports. Or pro sports. Or the Olympics. Or the Bieb... We're all equally Canadian as far as that goes and whatever it means.

Anyway ... I think this was interesting to think about, rewarding enough for lounging - that is - taking a little rest from more serious and deadly matters doing my head in... It was fun to write.

... yesterday, I found this:

“Am I Canadian?”: Hockey as “National” CulturePatricia Hughes-Fuller, Athabasca University ... a thoughtful meditation on this subject for anyone still reading my admittedly tangential contribution to this thread that cares to follow the tangent to a 'conclusion':

P. Hughes Fuller wrote:One of the traditional roles of the Canadian state has been to nurture and promote something called “national” culture, and images in the media have frequently contributed to this process. My title derives from (in fact inverts) the well-known series of Molson Canadian beer advertisements aired on CBC television’s Hockey Night in Canada. Anecdotal evidence suggests that some viewers find these advertisements amusing and /or take a covert pleasure in watching the “Clark Kentish” Canadians kick American “Super-butt,” while others are offended by what they see as an appeal to a xenophobic brand of national identity—something Canadians, even Canadian hockey fans (with the quasi-ironic exception of Don Cherry), pride ourselves in having managed to avoid. Even so, the juxtaposition of Canadian identity with the sport of hockey that the Molson advertisements at once exploit and promote has become an increasingly prevalent phenomenon. Novelists, journalists, poets, playwrights, film-makers, and television producers have all celebrated the notion that hockey is uniquely Canadian....




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Re: If lovin' playoff hockey is wrong...

Postby 82_28 » Sat May 28, 2011 11:36 pm

Here let me settle it for you two with the only rich right winger I will always love.

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Postby Canadian_watcher » Sun May 29, 2011 7:17 am

Feilan,

I appreciate this debate and your wonderful way with words and expression! :D It has been fun.
Already I've worn out my hockey attention span but I'd like to end my part of this by saying two things that might make a difference:
1. Hockey *is* cool when separated from the capitalist machine, and
2. You live in a big city where a mono-culture might not be possible, but living in this mid-sized town populated almost exclusively by transient students, prison workers and ex cons, low-wage service workers and military personnel, let me tell you, mono-culture *is* possible. Although we do have an arts scene here it is pretty much underground - unless it's hockey or university level football, everything is underground.

Here's to our differences.
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Postby Joe Hillshoist » Sun May 29, 2011 7:23 am

What sort of softcock wears a helmet to play footy?
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Re: If lovin' playoff hockey is wrong...

Postby Feilan » Sun May 29, 2011 10:51 am

Canadian_watcher wrote:Feilan,

I appreciate this debate and your wonderful way with words and expression! :D It has been fun...

Here's to our differences.


It HAS been fun, :partyhat and I thank you for your kind indulgence - I cannot even get this discussion off the ground with my mother-in-law and her and I have chewed ye olde fat about nearly everything else under the :sun:

... If I'm thinking of the right town, and I think I am - you live in a very green and pretty one. Your point on mono-culture is well taken. I myself am not actually from this big city either ... I first landed in it under that goin'-down-the-road east coast pall - 2 parts dread, 1 part diluted optimism. After a rocky (rhymes with ___ ) :rofl2 start, I have found my own place in it and come to love it. A subway trip is like a gathering of the nations. It's a beautiful thing. Make sure you lot let your freak flags fly on main street once in awhile ... your neighbours might surprise you in a good way! :bigsmile

If you ever do visit hogtown we could :cheers: , eh? :basicsmile
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Postby Feilan » Sun May 29, 2011 11:52 am

Joe Hillshoist wrote:What sort of softcock wears a helmet to play footy?


LOL :rofl2 !

82_28 - :basicsmile ... I'll tell you now - I don't grok that football thing at all. My beloved hermit pal, Les, God rest him, tried to teach me. Oh he tried. We sat on his couch one winter, his last winter actually, and ever so patiently the lessons unfolded. All I really got was that it seemed more like chess than a game being played by the guys on the field aaaaaaaaand ... our version is better. :bigsmile


For you, I have something special. I overlooked your mention of the astounding art of calling a hockey game. Here's the guy who set the standard - Mr. Foster Hewitt: For forty years, Hewitt was Canada's premier hockey play-by-play broadcaster on Hockey Night in Canada, the first radio program widely listened to in Canada. He coined the phrase "he shoots, he scores!" and was also well known for his sign-on at the beginning of each broadcast, "Hello, Canada, and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland." (Newfoundland was a British Colony before joining Canada in 1949.)



These are a great listen ...
...more radio from the cbc archives ... 'From here, it looks like a herring...'

edited to add: shite ^^^ forgot the link. "It's a herring, alright! Weirs picks up the fish and takes it over to the press box ...!"

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Re: If lovin' playoff hockey is wrong...

Postby Feilan » Sun May 29, 2011 1:51 pm

:microphone: How Canada Settled the Cold War in '72 - and the rest of the world -- (except :dueling: the Soviets) -- missed it. (4 games to 3, 1 tie) :wink :



http://archives.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/clips/1005/

^^^ Watch this one for the :rofl2 !! lolz!

"hearts" versus "robots" :zomg

Price. Less. ... not sold yet? A collage of colour television reporting from a variety of locations where Canadians were gathered together in locked gaze on THE Henderson goal:

Which part do I like the best ...? Golly. Tough one. The whole thing was like 23% of the flashback I'll have about the year I was 4 just before I die. What a TRIP. DENNIS BURTON - the artist :interviewed in a random bar shortly after the goal of the century, presents a stunning account of what part white and black magic had to play in it all - more than I realized. :zomg "You're not drunk, are you?" asks our interviewer.

Go to what looks like 5ish + min. (gd cbc doesn't stick a time display in their players). He's right after the Minister for Health & Welfare rambling like a mad man about how Canadians don't want totalitarianism. Dude's breakin' up.

... eh? right? More sales pitch?

If you went back and watched it from the beginning, then you've already seen the gal in the back of the church with the hair and the glasses, chain smoking, something slightly 'edith prickly' about her, gasping her little gasps, leaning toward the tiny screen like she might just fall right in and land on the ice ... SHE is GOOD. (tv's were set up in churches even ...)
The Dief'- Diefenbaker, PM from '57 to '63 (the old guy with the shakes) and his wife! O my dear, SHE nearly did me in. Precious woman.

Morley Callaghan! Bruce Kidd gets his politics out. Down east they just about fall off their chairs;

eh: "I'm tellin' ya; everyone should get drunk tonight, eh?"

b: "It's just the same thing as when the war was over, eh?"

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Postby 82_28 » Sun May 29, 2011 2:25 pm

Already I've worn out my hockey attention span but I'd like to end my part of this by saying two things that might make a difference:


C_w shame on you. You do realize you have another week and half of this and it's the most exciting part right? My proximity to Vancouver and hatred for all Boston sports teams and their self-proclaimed "Masshole" status of its utterly arrogant fanbase in all sports, this should be a good series. Go Canucks!
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Re: If lovin' playoff hockey is wrong...

Postby 82_28 » Sun May 29, 2011 3:12 pm

Feilan wrote:
Joe Hillshoist wrote:What sort of softcock wears a helmet to play footy?


LOL :rofl2 !

82_28 - :basicsmile ... I'll tell you now - I don't grok that football thing at all. My beloved hermit pal, Les, God rest him, tried to teach me. Oh he tried. We sat on his couch one winter, his last winter actually, and ever so patiently the lessons unfolded. All I really got was that it seemed more like chess than a game being played by the guys on the field aaaaaaaaand ... our version is better. :bigsmile


Dudes and dudettes, the kinda sport that requires you be on the green and launch yourself into one another at high speeds in fits and starts, one dude, the QB literally has to sacrifice his body and concentrate while the others are trying to get at you and in order to be good you have to be a "leader" as well as an athlete. American football absolutely requires a helmet if you wanna survive playing it. Believe it or not, Joe, in its fits and starts and time outs and everything else, American football is a far more bone rattling sport than any out there. It comes down to body size and what is expected of said body at elite levels of strength, speed and competition. A bunch of blonde Aussies running after a ball and crashing into each other is not the same thing. Those helmets are not there as a costume. Perhaps at the little league level in order to suck kids into the system of getting used to applying themselves and their parents to the violence and assent to authority that is football. But after that, it's all fucking protection. I'm not saying it's better or worse, but it is more violent, perhaps more so because the players are wearing protection.

But American football, speaking of the word "protection", is all about protection. Protecting the ball. Protecting the QB. Protecting the kicker. Making a route safe for the running back. Etc. If you're on defense, your job is to totally focus on defense. When on offense your job is to only play offense. There is no other sport like that. Not saying it makes it better than any one sport, but it is a unique and totally American sport.
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