Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

[Hammer of Los]

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Man of perfect Dao overpartake of nothing.

Man of perfect Dao do everyting jus right.

Don't you know?

You fool.

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[Hammer of Los]

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An' if anyone touches dis 'ere jukboks I kick da crap out a dem.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I am exactly who and what I say I am.

But you bozo's are too stoopid ta unnerstand.

Only the cat shit ananda unnerstands.

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[Hammer of Los]

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You see, I clearly recall being Gyeltsen.

He great magus, you know.

I say no more.

I sell secrets!

Come!

Who buy!?!

Who?!?

You all a million times dumber than you look.

I come not to teach dao

i come to teach Perfect Dao

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[Hammer of Los]

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Come!

Surely some dare speak with HERMAPHRODITUS?

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[Hammer of Los]

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I reckon I have 22 int today.

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[Hammer of Los]

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It just comes naturally.

I wizard!

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[Hammer of Los]

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I bin meditating long tonight.

No time for music.

No matter.

I hear the birds singing loud.

I always see and hear the birds.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Why do you not come speak with me?

It's lonely being a demi god and mocked by everyone around you.

Will any judge my attainment?

I say it be Mighty.

What say you?

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[Hammer of Los]

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I'll become pissed off in a minute and start tinkin' a summat ta say ta fish face.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Burn baby burn!

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[Hammer of Los]

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What?

It was a joke!

Arm only jokin'!

Ha ha ha.

J Day.

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[barracuda]

[Hammer of Los]

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Turn it up!





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[Hammer of Los]

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Ah der yer are man.

You funny guy 'Cuda.

What do you know of the karma dharma?

Yer tryin' ta be good I know.

But you shouldnae pulled out that Dr Zhivago shit.

And you definitely shoulda laid off Marshal Law!

Turn it UP!

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