Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

[Hammer of Los]

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I hunt heroes!

I ain't never fucking found any!

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[justdrew]

careful, you seem to be really pumping ions.

[Hammer of Los]

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I am here only to teach.

If you don't understand, then ask the Cat Shit Ananda.

He wisest of gurus.

We kick each other's arse every step of da way.

But if he sensible, he keep his lip buttoned, as usual.

Teaching in silence is best.

But I take Great Liberties.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I man of perfect dao!

You never believe my ions!

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[Hammer of Los]

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Ha ha ha!

JD wise!

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[Hammer of Los]

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I already teach you how I pump ions!

Pumping ions is great!

Ask the cat shit ananda.

If you not careful I work up sweat.

Then I work great.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Ancient daoist medicine best of all!

It cure all!

It make you wizard!

It make you you know what!

Da shin shin kid be wisest of wise!

Perhaps he know secret of ninja scrolls!

Ha ha ha!

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[Hammer of Los]

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I hate to say this, but Hermaphroditus can be a bit wrathful.

Sorry bout dat.

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[justdrew]

is Hermaphroditus wearing a dress by any chance?

You sleeping much these days? Aren't you in GMT?

[Hammer of Los]

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I shall be quite honest with you.

I don't sleep as much as normal people.

One hour death meditation pretty much does me.

I don't wear a dress.

You tryin' ta be funny?

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[justdrew]

physiology is physiology. sleep more. at night. can't hurt can it? 3 or 5mg melatonin if need be.

funny? I just thought maybe you were instantiating Hermaphroditus in some way

[Hammer of Los]

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I wear a blue robe of protection.

It ain't no dress.

I aint no girly girl.

No way jose.

You got me mixed up wid some udder deity.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I hate it when people give me advice.

Man of dao take own advice!

That way of perfect dao!

When hungry eat!

When tired sleep!

I go now to eat and sleep.

Still no one wants to buy secrets?

Aren't there any real esotericists left anywhere in this planetary sphere?

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[justdrew]

... goo goo kachoo

[Hammer of Los]

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The fact is i avatar of hermes.

Big time walk in.

I shouldn't say dese tings.

I got past life recall.

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