The I'm shitfaced thread

[annie aronburg]

I don't know if we're shitfaced but we've finished the ehrenfelser and we're almost done with the rose.

Me and Perelandra that is.

[Project Willow]

I don't know if we're shitfaced but we've finished the ehrenfelser and we're almost done with the rose.

Me and Perelandra that is.

Drink more. Write more. (Muahahahahah!)

[annie aronburg]

There's nothing left but Douglas Fir Eau de Vie and Creme de Violette, which is the Lord's way of saying "Go to bed."

We'll you blow you up tomorrow, it's time to cuddle with the doggles.

[Elvis]

[AhabsOtherLeg]

There's nothing left but Douglas Fir Eau de Vie and Creme de Violette, which is the Lord's way of saying "Go to bed."

We'll you blow you up tomorrow, it's time to cuddle with the doggles.

Creme de Menthe is worse than Creme de Violette, technically, because it's green. No good drink is green. It is evil despite the fact that Pope John Paul II couldn't drink enough of it. I think it might've been the Lord's way of saying he didn't like the Pope much.

Doggles are great, though. They are like sentient self-transporting pillows, I find.

[beeline]

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Doggles™ are an actual product. Y'know, for dogs that ride motorcycles:

[Allegro]

^^

[annie aronburg]

Doggles are great, though. They are like sentient self-transporting pillows, I find.

We call them Mexican hot-water bottles hereabouts.

[stefano]

Toast. Toast toast toast.

If it weren't for Mozilla's spell check this would just be a soup of letters. Ha the speed at which I'm typing could make the casual alien observer think posting on the Internet were some kind of solemn ritual; a procedure in which the correct sequence of finger movements is essential to the outcome of the incantation.

[brainpanhandler]

No good drink is green.

I've always been intrigued by Absinthe, though I have to try it.

[AhabsOtherLeg]

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Doggles™ are an actual product. Y'know, for dogs that ride motorcycles:

Doggles are even more awesome than I had previously thought. A biker gang composed solely of dogs would be cool as all hell, and very saleable - I'm emailing Pixar (and Troma) with this idea right now, and we can share the immense amounts of cash and kudos that will now almost certainly accrue to us.

No good drink is green.

I've always been intrigued by Absinthe, though I have to try it.

Meh... Maybe I'm too set in my ways with vodka, but I didn't like absynthe very much. Only had two, and then I was pretty much rendered incapable of comprehensible speech, and became arrestable just by attempting to walk down the street.

I like to get drunk over a period of time, while sensibly conversing - until that eventually becomes impossible, which is kind of the aim all along... the funny part, the arrival point. Absynthe is not designed for that, though. It's like a cheater's way of getting to maximal drunkness on the instant. I don't like the kind of drink (or drug) that makes me feel like an airplane is taking off with me inside, leaving me in the hands of the autopilot until landing, 'cos I'm scared of what the autopilot might do. He's not well trained.

But, then again, I'm pretty boring these days. So it's definitely worth a try if you like a bit of involuntary adventure.

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If it weren't for Mozilla's spell check this would just be a soup of letters. Ha the speed at which I'm typing could make the casual alien observer think posting on the Internet were some kind of solemn ritual; a procedure in which the correct sequence of finger movements is essential to the outcome of the incantation.

Heh. You described that perfectly. Almost too perfectly. Hey, wait a minute... you're not shitfaced at all!

GTFO o' this thread! And take Jack with you!

Also, spellcheck is for noobs. Real Men just post absolute garbage then go to bed for two days.

[NeonLX]

The hardest drug I'm able to get into my system now is Benadryl. The generic version. Stupifies me slightly on an empty stomach. Other 'n' that, I'm facing it all straight.

That really SUCKS.

[Project Willow]

The hardest drug I'm able to get into my system now is Benadryl. The generic version. Stupifies me slightly on an empty stomach. Other 'n' that, I'm facing it all straight.

That really SUCKS.

I know, I know, I'm in a similar predicament, and find it intolerable on occassions, as some others here are well aware.

If it weren't for Mozilla's spell check this would just be a soup of letters. Ha the speed at which I'm typing could make the casual alien observer think posting on the Internet were some kind of solemn ritual; a procedure in which the correct sequence of finger movements is essential to the outcome of the incantation.

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A toast to lecherous Irishmen on business trips! Pro-tip: don't start it off with pics of the young wife and baby. Pissed, indeed.

[Joe Hillshoist]

Creme de Menthe is worse than Creme de Violette, technically, because it's green. No good drink is green. It is evil despite the fact that Pope John Paul II couldn't drink enough of it. I think it might've been the Lord's way of saying he didn't like the Pope much.

I can think of one actually.

[Peregrine]

heh. I almost posted in here last night.