Shakespeare Random Insult Generator

by **sunny** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:14 pm

Shakespeare Random Insult Generator

Insult the person above you. :wink:

by **Jeff** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:29 pm

You, minion, are too saucy!

(but please don't take it personally)

by **sunny** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:44 pm

Well, I never...[Thy] tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile.

(not even)

by **brainpanhandler** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:02 pm

[Thine] sole name blisters our tongues.

Taken from: Macbeth

by **Joe Hillshoist** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:05 pm

Thou lumpish lily-livered hugger-mugger!

by **Joe Hillshoist** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:06 pm

Thou beslubbering whoreson measle!

by **OP ED** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:25 pm

[Thou art] a wretch whose natural gifts were poor.

Taken from: Hamlet

(this is too cool. i'm such a nerd)

by **OP ED** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:26 pm

Thou burly-boned rampallian death-token!

by **Joe Hillshoist** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:58 pm

Thou'rt by no means valiant;
For thou dost fear the soft and tender fork of a poor worm.

by **OP ED** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:05 am

[Thou art] open to incontinency.

by **Joe Hillshoist** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:47 am

Idol of idiot worshippers

Thou paunchy beetle-headed canker-blossom!

You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!

Your bum is the greatest thing about you; so that in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the Great.

You speak unskilfully: or, if your knowledge be more, it is much darkened in your malice.

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an ass at it.

I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

by **Joe Hillshoist** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:49 am

(Them's fighting words so: )

Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.

by **OP ED** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:19 am

Your means are very slender, and your waste is great.

Taken from: Henry IV, part 2

by **Joe Hillshoist** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:45 am

This is an Icelandic insult pinched from Njal's Saga.

Thorkel: Who is that big, baleful man, fifth in the line, with the pale, sharp, ill-starred, evil look?

Skarp -Hedin: I am Skarp - Hedin and you have no cause to insult me ... You would be better employed picking out of your teeth the bits of mare's arse you ate before you came here ....

by **OP ED** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:49 am

Thou cullionly sheep-biting apple-john!

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