The I'm shitfaced thread

[brainpanhandler]

Brainpanhandler, you're going to regret your thread tomorrow.

Where's the ibuprofen?

[lightningBugout]

Uh oh. I am tipsy too. And its like 7pm. But you know, this place has seen so many Aristotelian detractors since BO got elected. It seems unfair to not acknowledge that the terms have changed somewhat and Jeff's next post is gonna be, well, more complicated. I am also ancy to see what he makes of it all but feel like a prick for applying pressure. Chances are so very good I am being, um, over-sensitive WRT to being a commenter on a blog (even one of the best online.) Y' think?

More importantly, I don't think I have it in me to get shitfaced tonight. Its so fucking tiring the next day. BPH will you pour some jagermeister on your head for me?

[Perelandra]

I love you all.

[Project Willow]

Brainpanhandler, you're going to regret your thread tomorrow. I thin k that;'s called projection.

[Nordic]

I just took an Ativan. Does that count?

(waiting for it to kick in so I can go to sleep)

[IanEye]

[Maddy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOEO7jtIs4

[Penguin]

Its hot and Ive downed a sixpack.
Not too plastered yet either. But damn its hot...
I think Ill climb on my steed yet and pedal off for some night cool - when the sun sets. Still not down at 22:00

[freemason9]

What's an Aristotelian detractor, anyway? I'm too lazy to research it.

[OP ED]

I love you all.

[nathan28]

I ate a muscle relaxant or three (old injury, really, it's okay) and drank a half-gallon of high-gravity stout--is that shitfaced? Suppose I'll have to go find something smokeable to be sure.

Anyway I'm a little jealous, since so many trolls leap--to their peril, as she is a fearsome opponent--to attack her, that I missed the chance to "sacrifice[] my core masculinity" on C2W's "smoldering altar"--in the abstract, of course, but that is one awfully inflammatory metaphor there (I will proudly, at some point, steal it).

[Project Willow]

"sacrifice[] my core masculinity" on C2W's "smoldering altar"

I had a boyfriend like that.

[lightningBugout]

Well it certainly sounds dirty. But then so do Aristotelian Detractors. Those fuckers are sexy something fierce......

[Peregrine]

Well I'm just a tad too tipsy & I'm going out dancing!

[barracuda]

Pair o' grins.

Alright, I'm buzzed enough that I don't wanna slough my car to the bar, but I just may today, and I just wanna say, I love you too, baybay, and Ian - did your shades dig into your face when you fell as well? 'Cause that happened to me one day on my '67 Stingray. I was avoiding some cars, and I went over the bars, and for about three minutes I saw nothing but stars, but when I got to my abode and saw the two stripes 'bove my nose, I looked like a geek for well over a week. Actually left two scars, if you look very carefully under the hairs of my semi-monobrow. Anyhow, it wasn't that big of hassle, since I was the asshole that always wore glasses to class in fourth grade, I'm afraid, and my ego was meagre when I lived in Atlanta - that where I was livin' when I did the swan divin'. By the way, I'm okay now.

But I've found an old bottle of Dom B+B, and it looks like it's gonna be just him and me, lest I get up the courage to get 'hind the wheel, in spite of the hovering DUI deal. Unless there's a scandal - then my car, I'll dismantle 'er, once I've thanked the brainhandler.

Bump City.

- pan -

- han -

- dler -



Oh, and fuck the misgivings, I fixed all the mispellings, so no one will know of my heat-on.

Yeah, I don't mean to beat on it, or risk any karma, but Obama won this election by astral projection. He always does, you know. It's the hallmark of the Enn Doubleyou Oh.