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(GD) Thread Titles You've Never Clicked

PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:22 pm
by JackRiddler
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Tiger Woods Rumored To Be Getting His Becky On

Seventh Foot Washes Up in BC (paraphrase)

Fuck Obama

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:01 am
by brainpanhandler
the baby stabbed with 40 needles thread, or whatever the hell that was.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:39 pm
by §ê¢rꆧ
I think I click on them all, I can't help myself, but I'll admit that sometimes when I'm confronted with something like below I never return, which is a shame, really, because sometimes threads can really take some surprising turns...

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Re: (GD) Thread Titles You've Never Clicked

PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:14 am
by Nordic
JackRiddler wrote:.

Tiger Woods Rumored To Be Getting His Becky On

Seventh Foot Washes Up in BC (paraphrase)

Fuck Obama

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You've missed some great stuff!

Here's one I haven't clicked on yet (had to look down the whole list):

Gender discrimination and golf

:snoring:

Of course, that's a prejudgement based on nothing. Maybe it's awesome.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:17 am
by Maddy
There are some that I don't click simply because the titles sound too depressing. :(

And §ê¢rꆧ, I have that Wall o' Text issue as well, my eyes simply can't focus on the words at all! :(

PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:03 pm
by nathan28
§ê¢rꆧ wrote:I think I click on them all, I can't help myself, but I'll admit that sometimes when I'm confronted with something like below I never return, which is a shame, really, because sometimes threads can really take some surprising turns...

[Big picture of text]




That's why you bold words at random and put pictures in and stuff to prevent scanning & scroll-thru.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:41 pm
by JackRiddler
nathan28 wrote:
§ê¢rꆧ wrote:I think I click on them all, I can't help myself, but I'll admit that sometimes when I'm confronted with something like below I never return, which is a shame, really, because sometimes threads can really take some surprising turns...

[Big picture of text]




That's why you bold words at random and put pictures in and stuff to prevent scanning & scroll-thru.


Mere paragraph returns do wonders!

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:39 pm
by AlicetheKurious
Hey, am I the only one who read §ê¢rꆧ's whole wall of text? I even enjoyed it tremendously and laughed out loud at various points, though normally I get put off by walls of text as well. After the first few lines, I was hooked. I think today's music sucks as well. I'll take the granola bar, please (I hate gum).

On edit:

UFO event in Norway
IRS To Make Sure Taxpayers Buy Health Insurance
Roots of U.S. Far Right

To name a few. But that could change, depending on what else is going on.