RI Lightbulb question

[Searcher08]

We could have an awesome cult if Jeff was our leader. Just imagine the compound/commune we could build with the skills people here have. Of course, with all of the anarchist sentiments combined with occult sensibilities, we'd probably demand that Jeff sacrifice himself to the transdimensional archons for the spiritual benefit of the group as a whole.

If we start a cult, please can we call it Metropolitan Jeff and The Epopts? Please? Please? Huh?


Q How many Riggies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Your answers please... I'll start


Answers
NONE, because the only meaningful change has to come from the light bulb itself.

NONE because they are all sitting in the dark waiting for Jeff to blog about it

NONE because our Illumination comes from the Holy Brain of El Jeff

[Elvis]

Just one, to unscrew the old one; the PTB will screw up the new one.

[norton ash]

Uh-oh. 'Lightbulb joke' is the green light for me to play a little solitaire.

See you in a few weeks.

[Stephen Morgan]

One. Because screwing in a light bulb is quite cramped.

[Jeff]

The answer is obviously five.

One to blame Barracuda.

A second to post in the What are you listening to right now? thread:



A third to decry Jewish control of the music industry.

A fourth to Google CIA + "Project Lightbulb."

A fifth to change the lightbulb, unnoticed, on the Members' Notice Board.

[Joe Hillshoist]

I was trying to think of something like that....

Its not easy and now you have no excuses for not updating the blog.

[operator kos]

A fourth to Google CIA + "Project Lightbulb."

The CIA, the Lord of Light Project, and ScienceFictionLand

you're welcome.