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RI Lightbulb question

PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:03 am
by Searcher08
operator kos wrote:We could have an awesome cult if Jeff was our leader. Just imagine the compound/commune we could build with the skills people here have. Of course, with all of the anarchist sentiments combined with occult sensibilities, we'd probably demand that Jeff sacrifice himself to the transdimensional archons for the spiritual benefit of the group as a whole.



If we start a cult, please can we call it Metropolitan Jeff and The Epopts? Please? Please? Huh?


Q How many Riggies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Your answers please... I'll start :mrgreen:


Answers
NONE, because the only meaningful change has to come from the light bulb itself.

NONE because they are all sitting in the dark waiting for Jeff to blog about it

NONE because our Illumination comes from the Holy Brain of El Jeff

Re: RI Lightbulb question

PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:54 am
by Elvis
Just one, to unscrew the old one; the PTB will screw up the new one.

:baghead:

Re: RI Lightbulb question

PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:18 pm
by norton ash
Uh-oh. 'Lightbulb joke' is the green light for me to play a little solitaire.

See you in a few weeks.

Re: RI Lightbulb question

PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:47 pm
by Stephen Morgan
One. Because screwing in a light bulb is quite cramped.

Re: RI Lightbulb question

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:36 pm
by Jeff
The answer is obviously five.

One to blame Barracuda.

A second to post in the What are you listening to right now? thread:



A third to decry Jewish control of the music industry.

A fourth to Google CIA + "Project Lightbulb."

A fifth to change the lightbulb, unnoticed, on the Members' Notice Board.

Re: RI Lightbulb question

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:18 pm
by Joe Hillshoist
:D :D

I was trying to think of something like that....

Its not easy and now you have no excuses for not updating the blog.

Re: RI Lightbulb question

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:29 pm
by operator kos
Jeff wrote:A fourth to Google CIA + "Project Lightbulb."


The CIA, the Lord of Light Project, and ScienceFictionLand

you're welcome.