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Posted: **Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:02 pm**

Imagining the headlines from the last edition of a major daily newspaper on the day certain doom is upon us. Feel free to imagine your own end of world scenario

All hope is lost. Lucifer's Hammer expected to strike the north American continent tonight at 11:11 pm est.

Las Vegas bookmakers have our odds of survival as a species at 1000 to 1.

Crowd of 2,000 show up for superbowl that wasn't.

Los Angeles burns to the ground.

10 million christians march to Washington DC in massive prayer vigil.

Posted: **Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:52 pm**

EXTRA! EXTRA!
Your Last Chance:
End of the World Sale at
Bloomingdale's!

Posted: **Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:34 pm**

WHY R U READN THIS
ur a fag lol lol

wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang WE ARE ALL GETTIN SO HIGH HEAR 2DAY

Posted: **Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:36 pm**

WORLD ENDS AT 10.
FILM AT 11.

Posted: **Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:48 pm**

On R.I.

JR and Alice decide to work on (very short) book together

Jeff does his best blog post of all, tieing together all known anomalous events on Earth up until that time with the breeding cycle of jellyfish.

HMW reveals himself to be the long rumoured lovechild of Marshall MacLuhan and Lady Bird Johnson.

Michael Shermer joins the Forum and sez "I wish I had thought more about jellyfish" $\<]$

We vote on an RI theme tune and have it as the background music for the big E.

Posted: **Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:50 pm**

Searcher08 wrote:On R.I.

JR and Alice decide to work on a (very short) book together

Jeff does his best blog post ever, tieing together all known anomalous events on Earth with the breeding cycle of jellyfish and mushroom intelligence.

HMW reveals himself to be the long rumoured lovechild of Marshall MacLuhan and Lady Bird Johnson.

Michael Shermer joins the Forum and sez "I wish I had thought more about jellyfish" $\<]$

We vote on an RI theme tune and have it as the background music for the big E.

Posted: **Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:57 am**

US lawmakers target loud TV ads

Posted: **Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:01 pm**

Tonight at 8: The Fat Lady takes the stage, to sing the song of all songs...

Posted: **Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:57 pm**

Posted: **Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:33 am**

Searcher08 wrote:On R.I.

It's all just a big psyop. Not to worry.

Posted: **Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:00 pm**

norton ash wrote:WHY R U READN THIS
ur a fag lol lol

wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang wutang WE ARE ALL GETTIN SO HIGH HEAR 2DAY

This by far is my favorite. Thanks for the big belly laugh, Norton.

Posted: **Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:14 pm**

.
brainpanhandler, here's a rapturous After-End-of-World Headline.

Posted: **Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:07 pm**

Govt. bails-out Goldman Sachs for losses sustained in global apocalypse...

Posted: **Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:10 pm**

Onion:

End of World is Nigh, No Foolin'.

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