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A day of infamy has just arrived,
A grey old wizard, only one survived

The presidential race it started with seven
Today's my day, eleven, eleven, eleven
Move over Sexy Taoiseach,
There's a new boss in town,
Who's certainly not afraid
To go on Vincent Brown,
That cranky old codger,
Sounds like a fart whining,
Eleven, eleven, eleven,
This day I've been pining.
The Whimsical Wizard in
The Aras you say,
A much better option than
Mary, Dana or the Gay,
With one wave of my wand,
I made them all blush,
Gave McGuinness a job,
My toilet he'll flush.
I hammered the opposition
And the fat lady sings,
Some think I'm a Hobbit from Lord Of The Rings,
So cheer for your Bilbo, from Dublin to Monasterevin,
President Michael D Higgins
On eleven, eleven, eleven