A little levity here.

[terryintacoma]

<br>********************************************<br><br><br>Q. What is the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?<br><br><br><br><br>A. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.<br><br><br>*********************************************<br><br>Q. How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br><br><br><br><br>A. Two. One to assure everyone that everthing possible is being done, while the other one screws the bulb into the water fawcett.<br><br><br>********************************************* <p></p><i></i>

[Seamus OBlimey]

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?<br><br>I don't know and I don't care. <p></p><i></i>

[TroubleFunk]

A priest, a Rabbi and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look and says "What is this, some kind of joke?" <p></p><i></i>

[DireStrike]

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?"<br><br><br><br>A liar, a deserter, and a war criminal walk into a bar. The bartender says, "The usual, George?" <p></p><i></i>

[sunny]

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[Col Quisp]

LOL, hilarious, Sunny! <p></p><i></i>

[Forgetting2]

priest a rabbi and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BAR!" <p></p><i></i>

[stickdog99]

A liberal, a conservative and a Republican were on on the Titanic when it crashed into an iceberg, sending all three tumbling across the deck.<br><br>Liberal: "Save the children!"<br><br>Conservative: "Fuck the children!"<br><br>Republican: "Do we have enough time?" <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p216.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=stickdog99>stickdog99</A> at: 10/13/06 12:55 am<br></i>

[johnny nemo]

Q: What's the difference between a neo-con and a bucket of shit?<br><br>A: The bucket. <p></p><i></i>

[DireStrike]

This is a bit old, but...<br><br><br>How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?<br><br>1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;<br><br>2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;<br><br>3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;<br><br>4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;<br><br>5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;<br><br>6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;<br><br>7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;<br><br>8. One to viciously smear #7;<br><br>9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;<br><br>10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country. <p></p><i></i>

[terryintacoma]

Knock knock.<br><br><br><br>Who's there?<br><br><br><br>Control freak. (Now you say "Control freak who".)<br><br><br><br> <p></p><i></i>

[4911]

...A dyslexic walks into a bra... <p></p><i></i>

[terryintacoma]

lol<br><br><br>Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper who sold his soul to Santa? <p></p><i></i>