FYI, I locked this thread.
Mac had slad's trouser leg firmly in his jaws for about 10 pages, and slad responded to her buttons being pushed precisely the way Mac (most likely) knew she would. As such, the thread turned into a two-person grudge match, and since they continued it beyond my PMs and public warning, I locked the the thread.
Besides, there's another perfectly good Libya thread that hasn't been cluttered up with a private pissing match.
Fun times!