"South Park" has declared war on Scientology.

[DBtv]

The first show of the season tonight used archival voice over audio of IH, re-edited to sound like Chef had become a pedophile after being brain washed by his membership in the "Super Adventurers Club" that was a group of guys who went around the world molesting children. Obvious Scientology satire, and a brutal one.<br><br>SPOILER ALERT!!!!<br>>>>>>>>>><br>>>>>>>>>><br>>>>>>>>>><br>>>>>>>>>><br>>>>>>>>><br>>>>>>>>><br>>>>>>>>><br>>>>>>>>>><br>Chef dies a gruesome death and is eulogized as one who should not be thought ill of, but the "fruity little club" that brainwashed him, should be thought ill of.<br><br>Pretty strong stuff. <p></p><i></i>

[thoughtographer]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>CHEF NEEDS JOB<br><br>By RICHARD JOHNSON with PAULA FROELICH and CHRIS WILSON<br><br>March 23, 2006 -- ISAAC Hayes may not have quit "South Park" at all - or at least not willingly. Turns out Hayes has been away from Comedy Central's hit show for the past three months because he had a stroke. According to foxnews.com, he's at home recuperating and did not issue the press release which said he was quitting because the show made fun of his faith. That release was put out by fellow Scientologist Christina "Kumi" Kimball, a fashion executive for designer Craig Taylor. According to foxnews.com, "Hayes loves 'South Park' and needs it for income. He has a new wife and a baby on the way."<br><br><hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.nypost.com/php/pfriendly/print.php?url=http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/65830.htm">www.nypost.com/php/pfrien.../65830.htm</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br>--<br>So, his handlers are releasing erroneous press while he's laid up in bed after a stroke? Given this combination of sources, I don't know what to think.<br> <p></p><i></i>

[Quentin Quire]

A stroke? He's gonna have to sign up for more South Park episodes.<br><br>Just to pay for the Scientology auditing sessions to remove the Thetans that obviously caused this ailment in the first place ...<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[madeupname452]

hurry it may not be there long<br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/SSj9gc36Bw8">www.youtube.com/v/SSj9gc36Bw8</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--> <p></p><i></i>

[madeupname452]

posted on you tube in 5 parts<br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=halcyonchi">www.youtube.com/profile_v...halcyonchi</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p216.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=madeupname452>madeupname452</A> at: 3/24/06 12:06 am<br></i>

[Tetsuro]

Did anyone catch last nights episode where there was a veiled reference to Isaac Hayes Scientology affiliation?<br>(because that's why he left the show right?)<br>He just couldn't get his big chocolate salty thetans to cooperate or something...<br>Seriously though, this episode had it all:<br>Mind control/brainwashing, molestation, "the super adventure club" and a star wars episode 3esqe ending.<br>???? <p></p><i></i>