by Corvidaerex » Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:24 am
Here's one to make even the skeptics gasp for breath ... I know, because that's what just happened to me while reading this:<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.12/neopets_pr.html">www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.12/neopets_pr.html</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.12/neopets_pr.html">The Neopets Addiction</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> (New issue of Wired)<br><br><!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Every day after school, 11-year-old Tyler Gagen hurries home down the country roads of Hastings, Minnesota, to play with Buddy. "He likes hot dogs and cake," Tyler says of his pet. "I haven't brought him to the grooming parlor yet, but I will. He gets the royal treatment!" Tyler also cares for a half-Siamese tomcat, Arctic, and two cocker spaniels, Packer and Patriot. Tyler likes Buddy but says he appreciates the dogs and cat a little more because "you can actually feel them and stuff."<br><br>...<br><br>Neopets has a staggering 25 million members worldwide. It has been translated into 10 languages and gets more than 2.2 billion pageviews per month. These dedicated Neopians spend an average of 6 hours and 15 minutes per month on the site. That makes Neopets the second-stickiest site on the Internet - ahead of Yahoo!, MSN, AOL, and eBay, according to Media Metrix. What's more, its demographics are the stuff of marketers' dreams: Four out of five Neopians are under age 18, and two out of five are under 13.<br><br>It's these numbers that have captured everyone's attention - Madison Avenue, Hollywood, and toy companies, all desperately trying to grab younger and younger audiences. The Neopets characters now appear as stuffed animals and action figures and on board games and trading cards. Warner Bros. is developing a Neopets feature film. A PlayStation 2 version hit the market in October, and a PSP version is due out next year. And then there's perhaps the biggest deal of all: In June, Viacom - which owns CBS, MTV, Nickelodeon, and Paramount Pictures - bought Neopets for $160 million. "We want to be wherever kids are," says Jeff Dunn, president of Nickelodeon, who took charge of the Neopets brand. "And there are plenty of kids at Neopets."<br><br>... <br><br>CEO Doug Dohring brought two things to the company: expertise in market research and <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>a deep commitment to the principles of Scientology</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->. After college, he spent four years in Toledo working for the church in "counseling and communications." In the writings of Scientology leader L. Ron Hubbard, Dohring discovered a business model that would later become the foundation of the Neopets operation. "He created a management technology that's very powerful," Dohring says. Hubbard's companies follow a system of departmental organization called the Org Board, which he claimed was a refinement of one used by "an old Galactic civilization" that lasted 80 trillion years.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>It just gets worse ... read it all, if you have the time / stomach.<br><br>I'm one of those who finds Scientology sometimes scary but mostly ridiculous and unimportant compared to everything else. But reading something like this -- direct from the source's mouth, as it were -- is pretty freaky.<br><br>What if they want to feed those 22 million kids something other than Happy Meals and stuffed toys? What if they <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>already are</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->? <p></p><i></i>