Millionaires to Sit Out the Apocalypse in Style

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Millionaires to Sit Out the Apocalypse in Style

Postby seemslikeadream » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:50 am

The 'Doomsday shelter' being built below Kansas prairie where millionaires will be able to sit out the Apocalypse in style
Four buyers have already invested in condos below the ground
Fears range from pandemics, terrorism and solar flares
Indoor farm to provide fish and veg for 70 people for as long as necessary
By EDDIE WRENN
PUBLISHED: 10:28 EST, 10 April 2012 | UPDATED: 03:14 EST, 11 April 2012

When you buy a house, you end up feeling like you will be paying it off until the world ends.
Well, how about one of these luxurious condos, which come with all the mod-cons, as well as a pool, a movie theater and a library - oh, and a guarantee that it will survive Doomsday if and when that fateful day comes.
For these luxury flats, deep below the Kansas prairie in the shaft of an abandoned missile silo, are meant to withstand everything from economic collapse and solar flares to terrorist attacks and pandemics.
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Safe from solar flares to economic collapse: And yours for a cool $7million
Naturally, there will be no one around to phone if the guarantee fails - but at that point, the insurance will probably be the least of your worries.
So far, four buyers have thrown down a total of about $7million (£4.4m) for havens to flee to when disaster happens or the end is nigh. And developer Larry Hall has options to retro-fit three more Cold War-era silos when this one fills up.
Hall said: 'They worry about events ranging from solar flares, to economic collapse, to pandemics to terrorism to food shortages.'
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Inside: The circular designs provide a luxurious and attractive setting to watch the world end
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So far four buyers have thrown down a total of about $7million (£4.4m) for a haven under the prairie
These 'doomsday preppers', as they are called, want a safe place and he will be there with them because Hall, 55, bought one of the condos for himself. He says his fear is that sun flares could wipe out the power grid and cause chaos.
He and his wife and son live in Denver and will use their condo mostly as a vacation home, he says, but if the grid goes, they will be ready.
Hall isn't the first person to buy an abandoned nuclear missile silo and transform at least part of it into a shelter.
Built to withstand an atomic blast, even the most paranoid can find comfort inside concrete walls that are nine feet thick and stretch 174 feet (53 meters) underground.
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All the comforts of home: The condos even have ensuite toilets and double sinks
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The warm living room features a fireplace - all the better to curl up by if the world outside is going down in flames
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The open kitchens have all the conveniences of modern life and the ceilings have built-in lights. There is a breakfast bar
Instead of simply setting up shop in the old living quarters provided for missile operators, Hall is building condos right up the missile shaft.
Seven of the 14 underground floors will be condo space selling for $2 million a floor or $1 million a half floor. Three and a half units have been sold, two contracts are pending and only two more full units are available, Hall said.
For now, metal stairs stretch down to connect each floor but an elevator will later replace them. The units are within a steel and concrete core inside the original thick concrete, which makes them better able to withstand earthquakes.
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Prepared for anything: Larry Hall under the blue skies and on top of his survival condos

If the Apocalypse comes, head this way to safety - if they will let you in
Hall is also installing an indoor farm to grow enough fish and vegetables to feed 70 people for as long as they need to stay inside and also stockpiling enough dry goods to feed them for five years.
The top floor and an outside building above it will be for elaborate security.
Other floors will be for a pool, a movie theater and a library, and when in lockdown mode there will be floors for a medical center and a school.
Complex life support systems provide energy supplies from sources of conventional power, as well as windmill power and generators.
Giant underground water tanks will hold water pre-filtered through carbon and sand. And, of course, an elaborate security system and staff will keep marauding hordes out.
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The silos as the were in the early 1960s: Developer Larry Hall is converting four of the 72 Atlas "F" Missile Bases into luxury doomsday shelters
The condo elevator will only operate if a person's fingerprint matches its system, Hall said. Cameras will monitor a barbed-wire topped fence and give plenty of warning of possible intruders. Responses can range from a warning to lethal force.

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'If they try to climb the fence we can stun them,' he said. 'If they want to break into the system, we can put an end to that.'
Doomsday fears have flourished throughout history, but what once involved isolated pockets of fear now spreads worldwide through the media and Internet.
They have also expanded into the popular culture thanks to the success of dystopian fantasies like the Hunger Games and a National Geographic reality show about those preparing for doomsday.

Just rubble then: But Larry Hall has worked steadily to pump water out of the silos and then convert them into luxury condos

Not much to look at now: But the silos will have all the mod-cons and, more importantly, will let you see out the Apocalypse in style

A tornado blows through a Kansas Wheat Field: If the end of the world does come, these condos may be the last resort
'Fear sells even better than sex,' said John Hoopes, a professor in the anthropology department at the University of Kansas who has studied the spread of doomsday culture.
'Now the entire planet is involved and that's the result of the Internet,' he said.

A solar flare in March: Larry Halls says one of his big fears are flares from on-high
'I think it's mostly a strategy for feeling less alone and helpless,' he said. 'People don't like to feel they're the only ones fearing the inevitable, which is each individual's personal death.'
Those who sign on to prepare for the worst, he said, fall into a salesman's strategy: 'Act now, or you're a loser.'
Hall says threats from nature and man are increasing and he wants to create a safe communal society where people survive chaos in comfort, with each person doing an assigned job and interacting with others.
A tombstone-shaped sign declaring 'This Old Missile Base' leads to a locked fence surrounding the construction site northwest of Salina. Hall insists the exact location be kept secret.
The fence slides open and Hall leads reporters or potential buyers past an opening in the ground to the metal stairs stretching down the silo.
'You can stand here and literally it's like a deprivation chamber - you can't hear anything,' Hall said pointing out the 10-foot high ceilings and a cave-like quiet.


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He is working to finish an 1,800 square-foot (167 square-meter) unit for a wealthy businesswoman with two teen children.
Electronic screens will serve as windows, offering views of Paris, New York, a beach, a forest or whatever she decides to see.
The unit itself will have top-end appliances, walk-in closets in the bedrooms, a kitchen and dining area and two living rooms to avoid arguments about what to watch on TV.
So far he has spent $4 million on the entire silo, including $300,000 he paid for it in 2008, when it was flooded with water and locked by giant steel doors. He expects to have all the seven floors of condos sold by August.

A 2007 design by Larry Hall for a survival bunker built 200ft below ground
Interested buyers have included an NFL player, a racing car driver, a movie producer and famous politicians, he said, but he now requires all the money up front.
Four people who put down $250,000 deposits could not come up with the rest and he returned the deposits, but the economy is getting better and global warming, strange weather and disasters are stoking fears.
The recent earthquakes in Mexico prompted several calls from potential buyers, he said, predicting more bad things will happen and more silos will be waiting.
About 70 Atlas-F silos were built and he has options on three more of them, he said.
'One is an entire silo for one individual, but I won't know that until his check clears the bank,' Hall said.
Mazars and Deutsche Bank could have ended this nightmare before it started.
They could still get him out of office.
But instead, they want mass death.
Don’t forget that.
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Re: Millionaires to Sit Out the Apocalypse in Style

Postby Wombaticus Rex » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:59 am

None of these people have seen Brazil, huh?

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Well, shucks. That's a good thing.

Reminds me of all the Kurzweil Kidz who think they're gonna live forever as AI scripts, never thinking about the fact my great-grandkids are gonna simply pull their plug.
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Postby Dradin Kastell » Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:11 pm

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Dear Mr & Mrs Gomez:
Congratulations on your family's recent inclusion in the Vault 101 community!

You will find outlined in your application materials a full review of rules and procedures related to preparing for shelter in a Vault-Tec facility, but we will outline a few key points here:

Vault-Tec provides all clothing, bedding, and accommodations for residents. Personal belongings must be reviewed and approved of by an authorized Vault-Tec hermetics technician before such belongings can be delivered to your reserved quarters within the Vault. In the event of an emergency entrance to the Vault, no personal belongings will be permitted beyond the main door of the facility.

All Vault residents must attend an orientation seminar. If you did not attend such a seminar as part of the application process, you must make an appointment with your Vault-Tec representative.

In the event of a Vault activation, whether actual or drill, Vault-Tec will sound a siren audible in the immediate vicinity of the Vault facility entrance, and residents will be contacted via holotape message at the phone number provided in their resident profile records. Please report promptly to Vault 101 to await admittance and processing upon such a notification.

Vault-Tec looks forward to having you and your family as valued residents! Be sure to present this letter to your Vault-Tec representative to receive your special, commemorative Vault Boy bobble-head toy! Sincerely;

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Re: Millionaires to Sit Out the Apocalypse in Style

Postby Nordic » Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:21 pm

I'll believe it when I see it.

Something tells me there're gonna be a bunch of investors wondering where their money went (along with Larry Hall himself) in a few years time.
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Re: Millionaires to Sit Out the Apocalypse in Style

Postby Marie Laveau » Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:50 pm

When I read this kind of stuff, all I can picture is a jam-packed "apocalypse bunker" chock full of A-type personalities in an element they absolutely will not turn their fingers to do anything - such as cook, clean, grow food, etc.

Should be a good recipe for some archaeologist centuries hence to try to decipher.

Not to mention a goodly percentage of them are psychopaths. Fun, fun, fun.
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Postby Fred Astaire » Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:24 pm

But I mean no harm
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Postby MacCruiskeen » Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:30 pm

Who's in charge of construction? The Saudi BinLadin Group (sic)?

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Postby Joe Hillshoist » Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:38 pm

I'd like to encourage this sort of behaviour.

Then I think we need to fake an end of the world scenario ASAP so these clowns all bolt to their rat hole. Then we can simply pour masses of concrete over the top of these things and seal the fuckers in forever.

(Tho maybe that'll be how the morlocks start.)
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Postby MacCruiskeen » Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:39 pm

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Übermensch!

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Re: Millionaires to Sit Out the Apocalypse in Style

Postby vanlose kid » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:30 pm

Wombaticus Rex wrote:None of these people have seen Brazil, huh?

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Well, shucks. That's a good thing.

Reminds me of all the Kurzweil Kidz who think they're gonna live forever as AI scripts, never thinking about the fact my great-grandkids are gonna simply pull their plug.


and sell the copper to buy tank grown kril-ice cream.

:bigsmile

eidt: reminds me of spaceships full of hair-dressers and accountants.

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Re: Millionaires to Sit Out the Apocalypse in Style

Postby MacCruiskeen » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:09 pm

So far, four buyers have thrown down a total of about $7million (£4.4m) for havens to flee to when disaster happens or the end is nigh.


I wonder who they are.

Donald Trump

Tony Blair

Madonna

Dick Cheney


Imagine them all together, in an untelevised Celebrity Big Brother that never ends. The best they would have to look forward to is Lady Gaga and Carlos Slim, plus a dozen Russian oligarchs and Prince Harry.

ON EDIT: Will they be allowed to have guns?
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Re: Millionaires to Sit Out the Apocalypse in Style

Postby Joe Hillshoist » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:38 pm

VK - and a couple of 20 year old ben Elton novels.
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Re: Millionaires to Sit Out the Apocalypse in Style

Postby vanlose kid » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:41 pm

Joe Hillshoist wrote:VK - and a couple of 20 year old ben Elton novels.


what?! you read STARK too?

:rofl2

edit: which remembers me:

Using crude intimidatory tactics, they purchase land from Aboriginals in Western Australia, to use as a launch site. They sell stocks and commodities to raise cash, selling the assets at the same time and in high volumes, to engineer a worldwide crash of the stockmarkets and lower the price of the resources they need. They buy the Moon from the United States government, along with the hardware to reach it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stark_%28novel%29


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Re: Millionaires to Sit Out the Apocalypse in Style

Postby Joe Hillshoist » Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:51 am

vanlose kid wrote:
Joe Hillshoist wrote:VK - and a couple of 20 year old ben Elton novels.


what?! you read STARK too?

:rofl2

edit: which remembers me:

Using crude intimidatory tactics, they purchase land from Aboriginals in Western Australia, to use as a launch site. They sell stocks and commodities to raise cash, selling the assets at the same time and in high volumes, to engineer a worldwide crash of the stockmarkets and lower the price of the resources they need. They buy the Moon from the United States government, along with the hardware to reach it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stark_%28novel%29


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That and This Other Eden spring to mind.

The disturbing thing about Stark is that he wrote it over 20 years ago.

If the rich fuckers were planning an escape they'd be doing it all about now, unfortunately for them they won't be able to escape themselves.
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Re: Millionaires to Sit Out the Apocalypse in Style

Postby Dradin Kastell » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:13 am

Joe Hillshoist wrote:I'd like to encourage this sort of behaviour.

Then I think we need to fake an end of the world scenario ASAP so these clowns all bolt to their rat hole. Then we can simply pour masses of concrete over the top of these things and seal the fuckers in forever.

(Tho maybe that'll be how the morlocks start.)


There is, BTW, a great bit in World War Z (the book, probably not in the film) dealing with a group of rich and famous people holed up in a fortified compound, with private security, to ride out the zombie apocalypse - all the while sending out a sort of a reality TV broadcast about doing so. Inevitably the plan backfires, with desperate have-nots gathering around the compound to break in, summoned by the broadcast. After the walls are breached and the security gets overwhelmed, there is nothing stopping the eventual zombie horde. We then get to read about zombies ripping apart the original residents, including people looking a lot like Paris Hilton, Ann Coulter, Bill Maher, etc.
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