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Well, MY fascist alarm bells sure are clanging ...
Gawd, what a stooopid twit and an even dumber bill.
Is this supposed to be a US-wide thang, or including international posters too?
How in HELL are websites supposed to 'check' whether a given name and address are legit, or current? I can see a whole 'nother level of 'security oversight' being introduced through this kinda stealth-legislation, like Internet ID Bonding companies who provide a pre-vetted authorizing service, fully licensed and insured, which Website managers will require all posters to be signed-up with; Perhaps, all web-posters will require proof of a personal indemnity $20,000 liability policy, to offset potential slander, bullying or verbal-assault damages?
I can hardly believe the 'cause' here is to prevent Eastern Kentucky online bullying. If all parties are anonymous, HOW can someone really be personally bullied? How is that different than trolling -- in which the best response is to simply ignore a boorish bufoon?
And the Iowa debate re: 'teenagers may not drive with passengers' idea inspired by 'safety'? Eh? Wouldn't that just ramp-up motivation for every teen to have their own wheels -- perhaps increasing teen car-use in some areas 10X? It would make far more sense to require all teen passengers/drivers to wear crash-helmets and cars equipped with side-and-front airbags, crash-resistant fuel cells, five-point restraint systems and full-cage rollbars -- tho sure to be unpopular and a very costly inconvenience, it WOULD improve crash survivability.
The internet bill sure would be a mock-clever gambit to discourage controversial and critical comments in a social climate of faux-patriotic hysteria provoked by fear-and-terror politicized suspicion and angst.
Lord,

Save us from those who claim to have our best interests at heart and want to save us from ourselves.