Last one to post in this thread wins.

[MacCruiskeen]

I want porn for women, dammit!

Sounds like a cue for the original Scottish loveknots:

[IanEye]

I want porn for women, dammit!

Sounds like a cue for the original Scottish loveknots:

Money Honey you aint' got no respect
But I like to watch you just to see what you can get

And Money Honey gets you breakfast in bed
And Money Honey oh you drive me out my head...

[JackRiddler]

.

Ha-HA!!!! I WIN!!!!!!

[marmot]

.

Ha-HA!!!! I WIN!!!!!!

You're Glory Is Short Lived, Jack!

[Trifecta]

Whomever post after thee will be cursed more than all cattle

[IanEye]

They're fucking with you again, Hugh.....

[url=http://tinyurl.com/7n968b]Ethan Bortnick: Accomplished Pianist At Seven

Weekend Edition Saturday, December 20, 2008
- Pianist, composer and world-class entertainer Ethan Bortnick has appeared on Oprah, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Good Morning America, and Martha Stewart. He's shared a stage with Beyonce, Josh Groban, Santana, Natalie Cole, Nelly Furtado, Wyclef Jean, Smokey Robinson, Gloria Gaynor, Patti LaBelle, and The Pointer Sisters. He can play more than 200 songs from memory, has composed more than 30 pieces of music that are being published, and has raised record amounts for children's charities.


Kidz for CIA!!

His accomplishments are comparable to those of well-known established musicians and entertainers, and he's only 7 years old.

When he was 3, Ethan asked his parents for piano lessons. "They're like, 'You know what, I don't think you can have piano lessons, because you're still in diapers.' So I listened to every note of Mozart's 'Alla Turca,' and I started playing, and they're like, 'Wait, the audio's not on, so who is it? Oh man.' They thought it was a ghost or something playing." When they found out who was really playing, Ethan was allowed to take piano lessons.


"Acting up (up), drink in my cup (cup) - I can care less what you think.."

At 7, Ethan has already started writing his own pieces. One song he wrote, "Arctic Jazz," is about, "a manatee who went all the way from Florida to Antarctica to play a jazz party."

Despite his early accomplishments, Ethan doesn't plan on being a professional pianist as an adult. "I'm going to be a zookeeper," he says. "I love animals. That's why I write every song about animals."[/url]

[marmot]

[url=http://tinyurl.com/7n968b]Ethan Bortnick: Accomplished Pianist At Seven

At 7, Ethan has already started writing his own pieces. One song he wrote, "Arctic Jazz," is about, "a manatee who went all the way from Florida to Antarctica to play a jazz party."
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The kid is amazing! Here's a youtube video of Ethan playing Arctic Jazz on Jay Leno a couple months ago.

[anothershamus]

I wasn't going to post on this thread, but I seem to kill threads pretty often so maybe this one will die with me winning.

[OP ED]

i'll never surrender to you shamus!

[TheDuke]

losers

now bring me my semen cakes

[OP ED]

that'll be $16,758.93 please. No Credit Cards accepted.

[TheDuke]

[barracuda]

ect?

[Penguin]

Ha. U think.

[anothershamus]

Upside down AND backwards!