Millionaires to Sit Out the Apocalypse in Style

[Stephen Morgan]

I'd like to encourage this sort of behaviour.

Then I think we need to fake an end of the world scenario ASAP so these clowns all bolt to their rat hole. Then we can simply pour masses of concrete over the top of these things and seal the fuckers in forever.

(Tho maybe that'll be how the morlocks start.)

Which would make us the edible Eloi.

[sunny]

Mrs. Millionaire in NYC calling her husband: Mr. Millionaire, the Apocalypse has started!! We have to get to Kansas right away!

Mr. Millionaire: Ok, gather the children and I'll have the plane..*snap crackle pop*

[Pazdispenser]

Forget 'The Apprentice', 'The Bachelor', 'Mob Wives', or 'Jersey Shore'.

I REEEEEEEEALLY want to see 'The Bunker'.........

(Should I cross post this in the Schadenfreude thread?)

[Nordic]

I'd like to encourage this sort of behaviour.

Then I think we need to fake an end of the world scenario ASAP so these clowns all bolt to their rat hole. Then we can simply pour masses of concrete over the top of these things and seal the fuckers in forever.

(Tho maybe that'll be how the morlocks start.)

There is, BTW, a great bit in World War Z (the book, probably not in the film) dealing with a group of rich and famous people holed up in a fortified compound, with private security, to ride out the zombie apocalypse - all the while sending out a sort of a reality TV broadcast about doing so. Inevitably the plan backfires, with desperate have-nots gathering around the compound to break in, summoned by the broadcast. After the walls are breached and the security gets overwhelmed, there is nothing stopping the eventual zombie horde. We then get to read about zombies ripping apart the original residents, including people looking a lot like Paris Hilton, Ann Coulter, Bill Maher, etc.

Funny, that's exactly where my mind's eye was just taking me, reflecting on my earlier comment. Why is there any publicity about this thing? Because if you were serious about this kind of thing, you certainly wouldn't want the future angry hordes to know about it.

Which makes me wonder -- how many of these things have already been built that we don't know about?

[eyeno]

Sorry I don't have the links right now but I don't. Anyway...

There have been a lot of underground booming sounds coming from Wisconsin. If my memory serves me correctly the name of the town is Clintonville or Clinton, something like that.

It seems apparent that something underground is either being built or destroyed. It seems as if structures are being made or destroyed. These booms are not normal.

Wisconsin is not the only state to report this phenom. I don't know what it means. Some people say earthquake and some people say no way it could be earthquake because of the seismic signature and nature of the events.

I wish I had the links but i'm too lazy to look for them at the moment. Google it, you'll find it.

[Nordic]

Its underground chambers filled with UN troops who are going to take our guns away.