THE PSEUDO-SACRIFICIAL "SLUTTING" OF HANNAH MONTANA

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Postby IanEye » Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:40 pm

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IanEye » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:03 pm wrote:

Also, I'd like to take this moment to point out that Hannah Montana and Alexis Texas are the same person.....

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The original idea for this show was based on the That's So Raven episode "Goin' Hollywood", which was supposed to be the pilot episode for a sitcom called Better Days, in which a child star of a popular TV show of the same name was to try her hand at going to a normal school. The episode "New Kid in School" has the basic premise as that aforementioned episode. Other names considered for the title were The Secret Life of Zoe Stewart (discarded as too similar to Zoey 101 on Nickelodeon), The Popstar Life!, and Alexis Texas. Former American Juniors finalist Jordan McCoy and pop and R&B singer JoJo (who rejected the role)[4] were considered for the role of Zoe Stewart. Miley Cyrus originally auditioned for the role of the "best friend"[5] Lilly Romero, later changed to Lilly Truscott, but they thought she would be better for the main character, so she tried out for Zoe Stewart/Hannah Montana. Zoe Stewart was later changed to Chloe Stewart, which was eventually changed to Miley when she got the part. The names of Hannah Montana were changed a few times. Three of the previous names were Anna Cabana, Samantha York, and Alexis Texas.



Missoula "Missy" Montana

Anyway, among those apparently to blame for bringing the devil into their lives: David Lynch, who cast Billy Ray in Mulholland Drive, thereby landing him a part in the medical drama Doc where Miley first honed her acting skills, and thus setting them on the path that would lead them forever astray. “Were it not for David Lynch,” Cyrus avers, “Miley never would have been Hannah Montana.
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Postby barracuda » Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:44 pm

82_28 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:37 am wrote:Sure it "works", bro, but there is a bigger picture here. It is the debauched sexualization of humans in a way "they" want us to view it because they want us all to believe we are trash but with lights and lasers. Yeah, billions will be made, children will be hurt and we'll all be better off by discarding the importance of how evil this all is.


Yeah, because before now no one ever enjoyed looking at scantily clad young women dancing. Those durn kids and their disgusting negro music! It's evil!

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THE PSYCHO-SLUT SHAMING OF ANNETTE FUNICELLO LOOK SHE HAS AN EXPLODING PENIS
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Postby Handsome B. Wonderful » Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:48 pm

It's always been with us eh? What is "the oldest profession" again?
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Postby barracuda » Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:49 pm

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Postby JackRiddler » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:13 pm

Nope, never heard it, wouldn't have cared, unfortunately clicked on your say-so.

Couldn't get very far through this blog. Incredible stupid riffs on utter trivialities.

4. For some reason, Cyrus' hair is done up to look like a couple of horns have sprouted from the top of her skull. Oh, and MTV decided to censor the word "molly" from her lyrics, as it appears to be a not so subtle reference to the rave drug MDMA.


Too subtle for me I guess.

6. Cyrus displays an extremely odd gait as she crosses the stage, her bizarre crotch thrusts and air-humping not unlike the visual equivalent of uncomfortable fuck-grunts.

7. Throughout the performance, Cyrus is constantly “spanking” her vagina for some reason.

12. Cyrus' dancing is completely off tempo. She appears to be drunk or, as previously contemplated, hypnotized.

13. What is up with the constant crotch pointing, slapping, spanking, etc, etc, etc?!


From which I take either that we must censor Elvis's hips or get this woman better dance lessons.

What will happen when "useless eater" discovers Japanese TV?

"useless eater" is an extremely dirty-minded punk.

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Postby JackRiddler » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:15 pm

Now this was cool. You tell these fucking bankster curmudgeons, Miley!


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Postby coffin_dodger » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:36 pm

barracuda wrote:Yeah, because before now no one ever enjoyed looking at scantily clad young women dancing. Those durn kids and their disgusting negro music! It's evil!

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THE PSYCHO-SLUT SHAMING OF ANNETTE FUNICELLO LOOK SHE HAS AN EXPLODING PENIS


...perhaps you'd be so kind as to point me to the scenes in 'Bikini Beach' where Ms Funicello simulates Lolitaesque masturbation amongst teddy bears whilst fondling the backside of a giant negro woman.

Or something broadly similar. No hurry, I'll wait.
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Postby seemslikeadream » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:38 pm

who doesn't like a bit of crappy music with their crappy soft porn?

let the medicine go down easier
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Postby JackRiddler » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:47 pm

So now, coffin_dodger, we get to learn the fascinating fact that, like "Useless Eater" (or whatever the duffer's called), you are also highly intimidated by the idea of an adult woman possibly looking to you as though she is mimicking the horrific act of masturbation (sick!!!) while also (mimicking) "fondling the backside of a giant negro woman." In case you missed it that means, as "Useless Eater" puts it, a Negress!

So much worse than Annette Funicello and her exploding penis!!!

How about you don't watch this crap in the first place?
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Postby JackRiddler » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:49 pm

THIS THREAD CERTAINLY MERITS AN ALL-CAPS HEADLINE!!!

Mods, can we make it a stickie please? What is wrong with you?!

OH GOD STOP THE HANNAH MONTANA "SLUTTING"!!!

I detect slippage. The Madonna Superbowl Ritual thread was so much more sophisticated than this.
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Postby IanEye » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:49 pm

coffin_dodger » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:36 pm wrote:...perhaps you'd be so kind as to point me to the scenes in 'Bikini Beach' where Ms Funicello simulates Lolitaesque masturbation amongst teddy bears whilst fondling the backside of a giant negro woman.

Or something broadly similar.


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Postby seemslikeadream » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:51 pm

oh those Disney girls
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Postby seemslikeadream » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:25 pm

The 10 Most Corrupted Former Disney Stars

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No matter how many movies Vanessa Hudgens puts out, including this weekend's Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, they still won't erase the memory of her nude photo scandals. To be fair, she isn't the only former Disney star who has the problem of a tarnished image. From Miley Cyrus' salvia video to Britney Spears' mental breakdown, Minnie Mouseketeers often make a grand exit from the House of Mouse. That's no shots either. We have plenty of love for bad girls, but take one glance at The 10 Most Corrupted Former Disney Starlets and it's clear that the company produces a constant supply of them. We're just pointing it out.


10. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
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Fail: Arrested for public intoxication (2011)
The Mickey Mouse Club veteran was booked after cops pulled over her boyfriend on suspicion of driving under the influence. While the L.A. Sheriff's Department spokesperson made sure to state that Aguilera wasn't belligerent, he mentioned that she was incapacitated enough to cuff her. She was placed in a cell, where she was held until she made bail the same night.


9. ANNELIESE VAN DER POL
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Fail: Arrested for a DUI (2007)

Regardless of her low profile as Raven's sidekick, Chelsea, on That's So Raven, Van der Pol found herself under arrest for a drunk driving accident in 2007. The actress pleaded no contest to the charge of driving with a blood alcohol level of .19, well over the legal limit of .08. The L.A. Superior Court gave her 36 months probation, required her to pay the requisite fines and attend an alcohol education program.


8. BRENDA SONG
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Fail: Engaged to Trace Cyrus after a surprise pregnancy (2011)

The former Suite Life of Zack and Cody star surprised us when she announced that she was pregnant with the baby of singer, Trace Cyrus, also known as Miley Cyrus' older brother. Cyrus was also linked to another Disney star, Demi Lovato. The baby news is beside the point, though. The fact that the up-and-coming actress, who starred as Eduardo Saverin's pyromaniac girlfriend in The Social Network, is about to marry into the Cyrus clan disturbs us.

7. DEMI LOVATO
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Fails: Took racy photos of herself that leaked and got into a fight with a back-up dancer (2010)

Pictures of Demi getting close with a number of her female back-up dancers became the subject of public criticism. Gossip mongers speculated whether she was a lesbian, while others said how "trashy" and "attention-seeking" she was. In reality, Lovato was simply troubled. Later that year, after a fist fight with one of her dancers, Lovato voluntarily checked herself into rehab. The former Sonny with a Chance star had been struggling with bulimia, bipolar disorder and self-mutilation.

6. ADRIENNE BAILON
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Fail: Staged her own nude photo scandal (2008)

The former Cheetah Girl got caught in a naked photo scandal and initially claimed that the pictures were taken from her stolen laptop. Bailon and her "legal spokesperson" Jonathan Jaxson even said that they'd pursue legal action against the perpertrator. While we were already willing to believe it was another hacker's foolery, Jaxson, actually Bailon's publicist, confirmed that the photo leak was actually a scheme devised to sex up her image. And yes, Bailon was in on it, too

5. LALAINE VERGARA PARAS

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Fail: Arrested for possession of crystal meth (2007)

Yup, the girl better known as Miranda from Lizzie McGuire was caught with meth. Later that year, she failed to show up at her first court date and a warrant was issued for her arrest. The warrant was withdrawn when she showed up to her next hearing. After pleading guilty to the charge, Lalaine was required to finish drug treatment with the Asian-American Drug Abuse Program, after which her record would be wiped clean.


4. BRITNEY SPEARS
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Fails: Married friend Jason Alexander in Las Vegas, annuled it the next day, then married Kevin Federline (2004), Caught driving with her son on her lap (2005), Shaved her head after a night in rehab (2007), Rushed to the hospital for an alleged mental breakdown (2008)

The former Mouseketeer first began acting out of her girl-next-door image in 2004. There was the quickie-marriage to a childhood friend followed by a failed marriage to back-up dancer Kevin Federline. Reports of her reckless behavior with her children and late night partying with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan would eventually seem like nothing compared to her two mental breakdowns. During the first incident, she shaved her head and attacked a paparazzi SUV with an umbrella. In the second episode, she was rushed to the hospital for allegedly being under the influence of drugs and refusing to give up her kids to their father, Federline, after her visitation rights were over.

3. MILEY CYRUS
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Fails: Took racy photos of herself that leaked (2008), Caught smoking salvia (2010), Photographed licking a penis cake (2012)

The bad girl streak began when a underwear-clad photos leaked before the former Hannah Montana star was even legal. Once Miley was free from the Disney Channel, her adventures really began taking center stage. In 2010, she was caught on video smoking salvia out of a bong, rambling gibberish and giggling like a maniac. She later referenced that incident at her 19th birthday, during which she referred to herself as a stoner. Most recently, Miley was photographed wielding a knife and licking a penis-shaped cake for her boyfriend's birthday.

2. VANESSA HUDGENS

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Fails: Took nude photos of herself that leaked (2007, 2009, 2011)

At the peak of Vanessa's career, the High School Musical star was the subject of a number of cell phone photo leaks, with images ranging from her in lingerie to her standing clothes-less in front of her bedroom mirror. If that wasn't scathing enough, another batch of photos popped up in 2009 and 2011, with the latter being the most graphic of all. The photos not only display a naked Vanessa touching herself, but they also show her kissing Zoey 101 star Alexa Nikolas.


1. LINDSAY LOHAN

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Fails: Publicly ridiculed by a Georgia Rule producer (2007), Arrested twice for a DUI and possession of cocaine and sentenced to jail for the first time (2007), Set off her alcohol-monitoring bracelet and sentenced to jail twice for violating her probation (2010), Arrested for theft and ordered back to jail for violating probation (2011)

At this point, Lindsay Lohan's reputation precedes her more than any of her films do, including Disney's The Parent Trap (1998), Get A Clue (2002) and Herbie Fully Loaded (2005). News of her hard partying began popping up in tabloids in 2006, prompting the eventual open letter from Georgia Rule producer James G. Robinson calling her "irresponsible and unprofessional." In addition, Lohan has been arrested five times and has served court-ordered jail time for four incidents. Her past criminal charges include numerous DUIs, drug possession, theft, and violations of her probation, whether it was missing a court date, failing to complete community service or setting off her alcohol-monitoring bracelet. Now she's taking nude photo shoots for everyone from Terry Richardson to Playboy on the reg. What a wild ride.


Read more at ONTD: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/68 ... z2d6H6NFuY

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Postby 8bitagent » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:30 pm

Wombaticus Rex » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:04 am wrote:No occult meaning, no deeper subtext, nothing at all: a vacuum. The sole goal was being in the news & social media cycle today. Mission accomplished, cheap shock value keeps MTV relevant yet again. Cue media buys. Cue meaningless commentary. Cue token outrage.

They'll keep doing it until we stop participating in it.

Spoiler Alert: We will not stop participating.



Pretty much. I never bought the "Illuminati programming in tv entertainment and pop/rap video" meme in the least...as Wombat said, it's pretty much just part n' parcel to the vacuum...or what I call total cultural entropy.
Man I wish Bill Hicks was around.

A bazillion online comments about Miley Cyrus' malformed buttocks region, nary a mention anywhere Ive seen on how close the US is getting to yet another military intervention based on spurious WMD accusations.
Oh and BEN AFFLECK IS BATMAN!!! And like, omg what was Grimes wearing? http://style.mtv.com/2013/08/25/grimes- ... 2013-vmas/
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Postby seemslikeadream » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:32 pm

8bitagent » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:30 pm wrote:
Wombaticus Rex » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:04 am wrote:No occult meaning, no deeper subtext, nothing at all: a vacuum. The sole goal was being in the news & social media cycle today. Mission accomplished, cheap shock value keeps MTV relevant yet again. Cue media buys. Cue meaningless commentary. Cue token outrage.

They'll keep doing it until we stop participating in it.

Spoiler Alert: We will not stop participating.



Pretty much. I never bought the "Illuminati programming in tv entertainment and pop/rap video" meme in the least...as Wombat said, it's pretty much just part n' parcel to the vacuum...or what I call total cultural entropy.
Man I wish Bill Hicks was around.

A bazillion online comments about Miley Cyrus' malformed buttocks region, nary a mention anywhere Ive seen on how close the US is getting to yet another military intervention based on spurious WMD accusations.
Oh and BEN AFFLECK IS BATMAN!!! And like, omg what was Grimes wearing? http://style.mtv.com/2013/08/25/grimes- ... 2013-vmas/



and you aren't an Arab or a woman I take it :)
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