A Very British Thread (2019 election)

[Laodicean]

[Laodicean]

Terrifying result based on the exit polls. Tories set to have a majority of 86.

Corbyn is out. Batten down the hatches.

And remember to wear Kevlar if you decide to go for a walk across the London Bridge.

[RocketMan]

They will finagle a white bread liberal to the leadership post, purge the socialist contingent and thus it will be until we burn. There will be no end to the crowing of these vicious fuckers who orchestrated the smear campaign, especially the antisemitism one, against Corbyn. This is a victory for a very special kind of mass psychology manipulation, people in intelligence agencies will be popping champagne tonight.

And they will leverage "ANTI-SEMITISM" again. Thank God Bernie is Jewish, but they will do it to anyone on the left now. It works. It pushes exactly the right identity politics buttons in today's boutique liberals. Perhaps they will add a dash of homo/transphobia in the mix, who knows. They will start working on the recipe now, that's for sure.

[liminalOyster]

Thank God Bernie is Jewish

But this whole thing is like a scripted shock/awe warning against Trump vs Bernie, no? Also, fuck Boris fucking Johnson. Also, somehow Jack got my hopes up by even starting the thread. Also, fucking shit. Also, this really feels fucking dystopian af.

[Laodicean]

https://youtu.be/VdQKVDUBu2g

Chris Farley wearing a Wimbledon jacket. Highlighting current politics and social media in the Digital Age.

[JackRiddler]

Fuck. Right now I don't want to lock this thread. I want to BURN it!!!

[Laodicean]

https://gfycat.com/faintscrawnydobermanpinscher

[norton ash]

Demon takeover almost complete.

I hate the blue team
And I hate the red team
And I'll get to Scotland before ye

[MacCruiskeen]

The UK England has voted to join the USA. This means war, even more of it.

Therefore, fuck the Tories and fuck every single person who voted for them. (No exceptions, they are all, every one of them, cruel, greedy or culpably stupid bastards, most likely all three.) Fuck the BBC, doublefuck the Guardian, fuck the Sun, fuck that fucking Chief Rabbi, fuck all the calculating professional liars, fuck the contemptible backstabbing Blairites in the so-called fucking Labour Party, fuck London, fuck the poor dopes and dupes in t' north, and fuck the fucking Home Counties to hell.

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Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

Congratulations to Boris Johnson on his great WIN! Britain and the United States will now be free to strike a massive new Trade Deal after BREXIT. This deal has the potential to be far bigger and more lucrative than any deal that could be made with the E.U. Celebrate Boris!

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Benjamin Netanjahu@Netanjahu

"Congratulations my friend @BorisJohnson on your historic victory. This is a great day for the people of Great Britain and for the friendship between us."

https://mobile.twitter.com/netanyahu/st ... 5311012867

[thrulookingglass]

Sorry mates. Welcome to the old world chaos. Muddle the minds of the poor. Take to the streets. Freedom dies in silence.

[MacCruiskeen]

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2012/04/02/20/Pg-26-sinking-reu.jpg?w968

Thatcher was elected on May 5th 1979, so that's now been four fucking decades of unbroken fucking Tory rule. Forty fucking years of fucking Tory arseholes voting-in Tory fucking arseholes, in election after election after election after election after soul-destroying fucking election, Millions upon millions of Tory fucking bastards striding or sidling or sneaking or shuffling into those voting booths, deliberately, knowingly, surreptitiously, eagerly, salivatingly casting their millions upon millions of despicable fucking Tory votes for despicable fucking Tories either in the despicable fucking Tory Party or in the despicable Blairite so-called fucking Labour Party.

How many days ago... 14,833 days
How many weeks ago... 2,119 weeks
How many months ago... 487 months

How many hours ago... 355,992 hours
How many minutes ago... 21,359,520 minutes
How many fucking seconds ago... 1,281,571,200 fucking seconds ago

https://howlongagogo.com/date/1979/may/4

Millions of Tory fucking arseholes have shuffled off this mortal coil since they first went out of their way to elect Thatcher. Millions of other Tory arseholes are still alive and still voting Tory. Now they and their sons and daughters and grandsons and granddaughters, millions upon millions of new freshfaced Tory fucking arseholes, have taken the time and trouble to ensure that everyone in the UK gets five more fucking years of guess what, fucking Tory rule. The great fucking English electorate has had a good long mature fucking think about things and chosen a Tory arsehole as Arsehole-in-Chief of the United Fucking Tory Kingdom, inevitably:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swjnzz4pxkU

The UK, a cimexocracy.


http://cameron-cloggysmoralcompass.blogspot.com/2010/08/camerons-bullingdon-cronies.html

It was ever thus, at least since 1979. So Brexit shmexit; this result was inevitable. Because Tory arseholes gonna Tory arsehole, in their millions, come what may.

What's on TV?

[Belligerent Savant]

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2020 U.S. election results will either mimic this or otherwise go in the complete opposite direction with Bernie.

Barring a sudden, and temporary, mass psychosis event on the part of the prime movers leading up to the Primaries, I simply don't see how Bernie will make it to the final 2.

I'll happily eat my old gym sock if proven wrong.

[MacCruiskeen]

Corbyn was first damaged, then disabled, and finally destroyed by the corporate and state media working hand-in-hand with his own Party. Sanders will suffer exactly the same fate.

Right now the US media are literally pretending the candidate Sanders does not exist. See the images reproduced in this incredible thread:

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/ ... 3025937408

He will never be allowed to get anywhere near the Dem Party leadership, to say nothing of the actual presidency.

[liminalOyster]

See the images reproduced in this incredible thread:

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/ ... 3025937408

He will never be allowed to get anywhere near the Dem Party leadership, to say nothing of the actual presidency.

https://www.reddit.com/r/bernieblindness/top/

Bernie will never get the nomination and, if he did, would never assume power, and if he did, would never be allowed to use it, and if he was, would never be allowed to live.

But he has much greater inoculation - in his overall approval and bipartisan appeal - than Corbyn ever did against the DNC Brutuses and their sick alliances with MSM etc

[Elvis]

C'mon now, everybody....

What time is it?

"It's Bernie Sanders time!!"

If you want something from the Universe you have to ask for it demand it.

We need a morale coordinator. Anyone?