that's hilarious.
sorry, OP ED could not bring itself to watch the entirety of this. not because OP ED found it offensive in any way, but rather that OP ED is severely allergic to crappy generic pop music.
first, OP ED wishes to know at what point Miley fucking Cyrus became at all relevant enough to generate internet traffic HERE.
second, OP ED is curious to know at what point all the folks here became so goddamned olde.
not shocking. [not even close]
[what's shocking is that Billy Ray ever had enough pull to help establish his daughter's career in this industry]
not a ritual. [OP ED knows a sex ritual when it sees one]
[it wasn't even particularly kinky and/or otherwise arousing]
OP ED is amazed at the level of repression being adovcated hereabouts.
several notions:
Miley Cyrus is almost olde enough to buy OP ED liquor. this means she's fair game.
[although OP ED does believe that it has probably been far too long since OP ED has devalued and demeaned and desecrated any 21 year olds]
...
Miley Cyrus is olde enough to know better. I find it odd that everyone is so swift to assume she's somehow being expoited, like a helpless child, rather than making a conscious decision to milk her moments of fame just a little longer by following the very ancient tradition of public writhing about in order to generate revenue and/or internet traffic.
Madonna achieved global recognition after the release of her second studio album, Like a Virgin, in November 1984. It topped the charts in several countries and became her first number one album on the Billboard 200.[26][32] The title track, "Like a Virgin", topped the Billboard Hot 100 chart for six consecutive weeks.[33] It attracted the attention of organizations who complained that the song and its accompanying video promoted premarital sex and undermined family values,[34] and moralists sought to have the song and video banned.[35] Madonna came under further fire when she performed the song at the first MTV Video Music Awards (VMA) where she appeared on stage atop a giant wedding cake, wearing a wedding dress and white gloves. The performance is noted by MTV as an iconic moment in VMA history.
[of course Madonna was five years older]
[but music careers lasted longer back then]
also, before you whine about children witnessing such things, OP ED might point out that a twentysomething olds simulated sexuality is far far far less offensive than the vast majority of things a child could be learning to emulate via actual children's programming, which the VMA's are not. your children shouldn't be up watching television this late anyway, unless they're already old enough to find this less shocking than the bulk of things which children and teenagers discuss when their parents leave the room every single day. if you don't know this already, you're likely too naive to even be raising children in this century.
not that OP ED really cares, mind you. OP ED only knows about this because of the ultra-moralists who've brought this to its attention. via the internet.
which brings us to OP ED's last notion, being that if thee olde and extremely moral board members here do not wish to witness such things, perhaps they should consider following OP ED's simple, one-step, amoral solution. Throw out your television.