2016 Election Day Night

[norton ash]

Hillary conceded by phone, and President Trump's about to speak. Holy... fucking... shit.

[Morty]

Naomi Klein ‏@NaomiAKlein 3h3 hours ago

Naomi Klein Retweeted Paul Krugman

Paul, you did everything you could to sink Bernie. How dare you blame others for this debacle.

Naomi Klein added,
Paul Krugman @paulkrugman

Btw, Jill Stein has managed to play Ralph Nader. Without her Florida might have been saved

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[2012 Countdown]

Black swan, TEOTWAWKI. an extinction level event.

[Agent Orange Cooper]

So she spends all that time decrying Trump because he wouldn't come out and say he would accept it if he loses, and then goes ahead and fails to come out and accept her loss. Hilarious.

When you are about to hand the keys of the world to the anti-christ it is best to sleep on it.

we just narrowly evaded the anti-christ

[tapitsbo]

The levels of smarm I'd become inured to seem to have rapidly gone extinct.

[KUAN]

Rebuilding the whole infrastructure - he's gonna need some Mexicans right there...

[Joe Hillshoist]

Is everyone drunk yet?

[2012 Countdown]

His cabinet...this is going to be a total freak show. The shit has only begun to hit the fan....jeeeze.

[2012 Countdown]

USA! USA! USA!

[Joe Hillshoist]

It is a comfort to me in these emotionally-challenging times to imagine the expressions on the faces of Bill Maher, Arianna Huffington, John Oliver, and Lena Dunham.

HAW HAW! They care! And they're worried about what's happening to their country! And how it could be a disaster for their fellow, less fortunate citizens! The LOOZERS!!! HAW HAW!!!

Glad you're getting lulz out of this international tragedy, Mac. I guess someone should.

J.

I'm LULZING my arse off. My country elected Tony fucken Abbott as Prime Minister in 2013. And I love disasters. I'm always at my best in them.

I really feel for some of you mob, especially SLAD. I know you're devestated

[RocketMan]

The Voice of Liberalism, 9.11.2016:

1. Those awful Russians must have done it.

3. Green voters assisted them.

3. Bernie is to blame, too.

4. CNN tells us all we need to know.

5. What happened to our trustworthy election system? It's suddenly broken.

6.This is all so embarrassing. The world loved us for choosing Obama, and now I can't show my face in Paris again.

7. The working class is unspeakably disgusting.

8. Perhaps democracy is overrated...?

9. The military should intervene to save us.

10. Of course it's messy, but we're fighting fascism here.

[...]

14. Why are you pointing that gun at me, officer? Do you know who I am?

Ah McCruiskeen.

Maybe in four years the US can elect Justin Trudeau as president. Or perhaps Don Lemon.

[MacCruiskeen]

Is everyone drunk yet?

Not me, Joe. Just extremely tired. Stayed up all night drinking Earl Grey and following this shitshow.

I know quite a few American liberals in this town. If they tell me how shocked, shocked they are by these election results (and by god they will), I will only be capable of giving them the thousand-yard stare*.

* Old German Saying: "Er hat mich angeguckt wie ein Auto." ("He looked at me like a car.")

[Joe Hillshoist]

By the way, the way we write dates here, today is

9.11.2016

same here. I noticed that this morning. Bit of an Omen

[Joe Hillshoist]

There is a massive lightning storm here. i keep getting bumped offline and will probably lose power soon. the gods seem angry.

[2012 Countdown]

Alex Jones as press secretary?
Ted Nugent Supreme Court?