Happy Halloween!

[norton ash]

Okay, you just made my Halloween. A pretty girl ejaculating baby jellyfish from the black phallus that just sprang from her pineal gland.

Dude, sick.

[Peregrine]

Okay, you just made my Halloween. A pretty girl ejaculating baby jellyfish from the black phallus that just sprang from her pineal gland.

Dude, sick.

[barracuda]

Bump.

[Project Willow]

Happy Halloween B! Have a good time tonight.

[Allegro]

Maurice, PLEASE don't use your crayolas on the monitor!

[sunny]

And touching the bairn, it’s weel kenn’d she was born on Hallowe’en, and they that are born on Hallowe’en whiles see mair than ither folk. --Sir Walter Scott





Happy Halloween, everyone!

[justdrew]

[Elvis]

Do not underestimate the power of the Dork Side.



For the last several years I've worked off & on at a friend's Halloween costume business. I can wear a Darth Vader helmet all damn day long if I like. Just putting that helmet on makes you a better person. Although you end up tripping over the furniture because you can't see a goddam thing.

People love this stuff. It's fun. Most, not all, of the stuff we sell is utter, mass-produced crap, but people love this stuff and I love to see them loving it. I wish people wouldn't buy the crap, but rather try to make their own costumes; that should be part of the fun!

By the way, this Disney-buying-Lucasfilm deal may wreak some havoc in the costume licensing biz. I think we have more Star Wars product than any other franchise. Halloween is the third largest retail 'season' and, of course, make-or-break time for my employers and fellow enablers.


I Was a Volunteer Zombie in a Haunted House


I wonder if Homeland Security pays extra for experienced training zombies?

Oh and that haunted house? At one "scare point" a 20-ish girl peed her pants---an accomplishment later celebrated with high-fives all around. Fun: Job One. Job well done.

Online orders cease on Halloween, and having no other tasks today, I took the day off. Happy Halloween!

[Perelandra]

Scary Elvis rules! Was that you in the images with all the arms awhile ago? They were funny.

Have good times y'all.

[Elvis]

That was me

Many times a day at work I walk times past boxes labeled "CUT OFF ARM" and "HALF-EATEN LEG" etc. You can't help but have fun now & then. Then there's the mannequins...now they're spooky.

[justdrew]

[Nordic]

Damn i wish i hadnt read the OP anf the HST quote. My boy is out trick or treating for the first time in his life without either me or his mom with him and i cant relax until he's safely back with me.

[barracuda]

Just got back from the hell of the tricking-or-treating. We are now in arduous process of the candy sort-and-critique, with all donations not meeting the cut to be re-dispensed at the front door to unsuspecting ghoulish late-comers.

[8bitagent]

I decided to stay home and just have my usual quiet evening of home made vegetarian cooking, Seinfeld reruns and working on art/music. I still feel about Halloween as I did when I wrote this thread four years ago. I see Halloween as a fake celebration of ugly things in a world where people already wear masks. Now yes, my youth was spent trick or treating every weekend...cept instead of asking for candy, it was more "so do you want to be saved from Armageddon?" But my reasons for disliking Halloween are more of just grumpy apathy. However, if I ever got married and had kids, I'm pretty sure my views would change. I was happy to see families with their kids and even the pet dog going door to door trick or treating.

I did think of the perfect Halloween lawn: dead drone attack villagers, starving people who can't afford to pay for meds/food/rent, human slavery, Foxxcon workers making Apple products, etc.

[Nordic]

GMO humans.