Happy Christmas, goddammit!

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Re: Happy Christmas, goddammit!

Postby Iamwhomiam » Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:44 am



All I want for Christmas is a whole bunch of stuff
But anything that you can buy me won’t be enough
Because everything I’m hoping for is intangible
Like free health care and gun control

[Pre-Chorus]
If you wanna make the world a better place
Say alright (alright) alright (alright)
If you wanna peaceful world for Christmas day
Say alright (alright) alright (alright)

[Chorus]
Christmas is here
I know what I want this year
Presents and toys are fine
But I got bigger things in mind
Santa can you swing more love? More peace?
Because that’s what everybody needs
Come save the world with me

[Verse 2]
Santa Claus stop by the ghetto too
And bring lots of opportunity with you
Bring the day the government will realize
We’ll all be happier when it’s legalized
So immigrate, stop the hate, let’s educate
The more we do, the less we will incarcerate
7 billion people just below the moon
And if we come together, oh, the things that we could do

[Pre-Chorus]
If you wanna make the world a better place
Say alright (alright) alright (alright)
If you wanna peaceful world for Christmas day
Say alright (alright) alright (alright)

[Chorus]
Christmas is here
I know what I want this year
Presents and toys are fine
But I got bigger things in mind
Santa can you swing more love? More peace?
Because that’s what everybody needs
Come save the world with me

[Interlude - Kids Talk]
What do you want for Christmas?
I just want peace for everybody on earth
What about you?
I want hope for everybody
Tayjon?
I think I want homes for the homeless
Alina?
I want water for everybody
Yaay

[Bridge]
All I want for Christmas is to have a chance
So please take care of the environment
Take Mr. Gore seriously
And do what you can to stop global warming
No matter what they say, Barack you did real good
I hope that your successor
Does the things he or she should
That Mr. Trump, he’s an entertaining guy
But let's face it, really is he qualified?

[Pre-Chorus]
If you wanna make the world a better place
Say alright (alright) alright (alright)
If you wanna peaceful world for Christmas day
Say alright (alright) alright (alright)

[Chorus]
Christmas is here
I know what I want this year
Presents and toys are fine
But I got bigger things in mind
Santa can you swing more love? More peace?
Because that’s what everybody needs
Come save the world with me
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Re: Happy Christmas, goddammit!

Postby Iamwhomiam » Thu Dec 24, 2015 2:33 am

May all be blessed with the loving company of family and friends enjoying food and fine wine this December 25th.




Sweaters and watches and a teddy bear
Cheap perfume pollutes the air
But all this excess, I must confess to you
I gotta ship it back on the next reindeer
Packages with ribbons packed with things we don’t need
Piled to the ceiling while there’s children to feed
So deck the halls with Falalalalala
And don’t spend any more money on me
I don’t want anything for Christmas
Anything for Christmas, anything at all
Gotta cure the habit gotta kick the disease
Where love is measured by the bundle under the tree
Joy to the world, let’s all be jolly
And stampede one another for the latest craze
This year plant a different seed
Kisses love, evict the greed
Raise a cup and give it up
To those who need help from you and me
I don’t want anything for Christmas
Anything for Christmas, anything at
All I need is you my someone beautiful
I don’t need any more
And don’t spend any more money on me
I don’t want anything for Christmas
Anything for Christmas, anything at
All I need is you my someone beautiful
I don’t need any more
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Re: Happy Christmas, goddammit!

Postby Nordic » Thu Dec 24, 2015 3:03 am

Be happy and joyful.

If you don't you're a failure.
"He who wounds the ecosphere literally wounds God" -- Philip K. Dick
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Re: Happy Christmas, goddammit!

Postby lucky » Thu Dec 24, 2015 6:42 am

Best wishes and happy things to all the posters and polymaths on here who enlighten me with your astonishing knowledge on all things.
There's holes in the sky where rain gets in
the holes are small
that's why rain is thin.
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Re: Happy Christmas, goddammit!

Postby coffin_dodger » Thu Dec 24, 2015 7:29 am

'Tis the season to be jolly
tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
forget your troubles, be in the moment
tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
If the moment is a little funky
eat some cake... and go to bed
it's comfy there, no one can get you
tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-laaaa

Merry Xmas, one and all.
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Re: Happy Christmas, goddammit!

Postby guruilla » Thu Dec 24, 2015 7:30 pm

Love to All

It is a lot easier to fool people than show them how they have been fooled.
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Re: Here's to new life in a dead time.

Postby IanEye » Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:48 pm

MacCruiskeen » Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:40 pm wrote:Despite being a godless lefty, I have always loved Christmas and I have never found a reason not to.

So Happy Christmas, one and all.*** Here's to new life in a dead time.






it's the sweetest thing i know of
just a spendin' time with you
it's the little things
that make a house a home
like a fire softly burning
supper on the stove
the light in your eyes
that makes me warm


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Re: Happy Christmas, goddammit!

Postby Perelandra » Fri Dec 25, 2015 12:00 am

I heard a bird sing
in the dark of December
A magical thing
and sweet to remember.
”We are nearer to Spring
than we were in September,”
I heard a bird sing
in the dark of December.

Oliver Herford, I Heard a Bird Sing
“The past is never dead. It's not even past.” - William Faulkner
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Re: Happy Christmas, goddammit!

Postby 82_28 » Fri Dec 25, 2015 12:07 am

It's spring on the east coast.
There is no me. There is no you. There is all. There is no you. There is no me. And that is all. A profound acceptance of an enormous pageantry. A haunting certainty that the unifying principle of this universe is love. -- Propagandhi
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Re: Happy Christmas, goddammit!

Postby Iamwhomiam » Fri Dec 25, 2015 1:17 am

82, Merry Christmas!

Record breaking warm weather here 71F. In 40 years in Albany, I've never experienced such a warm December.
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Re: Happy Christmas, goddammit!

Postby seemslikeadream » Fri Dec 25, 2015 2:10 pm

They call this Christmas where I come from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxYZRAo ... T&index=11
Mazars and Deutsche Bank could have ended this nightmare before it started.
They could still get him out of office.
But instead, they want mass death.
Don’t forget that.
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Re: Happy Christmas, goddammit!

Postby zangtang » Fri Dec 25, 2015 2:44 pm

I don't think there can be any doubt this has been a staggeringly shit year, & I'm fully aware I don't live in a war zone.
It would be curmudgeonly to point to next year, & talk of realism & foreboding, I'm sure there'll be plenty of time for that!

So for now, whilst there IS time, Happy Christmas
- and may the reindeer on your rooftops be heavily-laden !
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Re: Happy Christmas, goddammit!

Postby 82_28 » Fri Dec 25, 2015 2:47 pm

Merry Christmas to you, Iam! (and of course everyone else!)

Seattle is poised to have its wettest December on record. At least it's not snow in the city. I-90 was closed all day yesterday over Snoqualmie Pass due to avalanche danger. Weather be weird. I was checking various cities last night and it looks like the weather is going to be "normalizing" soon for North America at least -- in the near future.
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Re: Happy Christmas, goddammit!

Postby Searcher08 » Fri Dec 25, 2015 8:09 pm

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Re: Happy Christmas, goddammit!

Postby KUAN » Sat Dec 26, 2015 1:19 am

Planet Earth could be at higher risk of a space-rock impact than widely thought, according to astronomers who this week suggested keeping a closer eye on distant giant comets.

Most studies of potential Earth-smashers focus on objects in the asteroid belt roughly between Mars, Earth's outside neighbour, and Jupiter on its other flank, said the researchers.

But they noted that the discovery in the last two decades of hundreds of giant comets dubbed centaurs, albeit with much larger orbits, requires expanding the list of potential hazards.

These balls of ice and dust, typically 50km to 100km wide, have unstable, elliptical orbits that start way beyond Neptune, the most distant planet from the Sun.

Their paths cross those of the giant planets Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune, whose gravity fields occasionally deflect a comet towards Earth - once about every 40,000 to 100,000 years.

As they draw closer to the sun, the comets would gradually break up, which is what causes the trademark cometary debris tail - "making impacts on our planet inevitable".

"The disintegration of such giant comets would produce intermittent but prolonged periods of bombardment lasting up to 100,000 years," the research team wrote in the Royal Astronomical Society journal, Astronomy and Geophysics.

And they argued that "assessment of the extraterrestrial impact risk based solely on near-Earth asteroid counts, underestimates its nature and magnitude". They noted that a single centaur contains more mass than the entire population of Earth-crossing asteroids discovered to date.

"In the last three decades, we have invested a lot of effort in tracking and analysing the risk of a collision between the Earth and an asteroid," said co-author Bill Napier of the University of Buckingham.

"Our work suggests we need to look beyond our immediate neighbourhood too, and look out beyond the orbit of Jupiter to find centaurs.

"If we are right, then these distant comets could be a serious hazard, and it's time to understand them better."

Scientists believe a comet bombardment may have kickstarted life on Earth by bringing water and organic molecules.

A comet strike is also a leading contender for having ended the reign of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago.

The team said no risk was "known to be imminent", although cometary encounters were largely unpredictable.

"A centaur arrival carries the risk of injecting, into the atmosphere ... a mass of dust and smoke comparable to that assumed in nuclear-winter studies," wrote the researchers, referring to the hypothesised climate effects from the soot that would be released by firestorms caused in an atomic war.

"Thus, in terms of magnitude, its ranking among natural existential risks appears to be high," they said.



Jesus fuckin h christ - looks like our fuckin christmas - es could be about to come at once - what do youse think?
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