Last one to post in this thread wins.

[Fat Lady Singing]

What kind of porn do you watch?

Mostly "couples" features and compilations, with the occasional wall-to-wall, if that's what you mean.

(Guess it wasn't the thread-killing topic I'd hoped for. I wanna win *something*!)

[Penguin]

No hope as long as Im awake !
Just bought half a kilo of yerba mate, so I ll probably be on fire for the next week at least.

[sunny]

[Penguin]

Hahaha...I love that!

Hmmm... Could I make that pic my sigline

[AhabsOtherLeg]

Revelation: I sometimes watch porn. Ask me anything.

(C'mon, now, that's *gotta* be a thread-killer, right there!)

I don't remember that in Revelation!

Was that in his address to the Ephesians? I heard they were nastee...

[OP ED]

alice is correct wrt shaving applications.

i do not watch porn. however, i have been known to occassionally watch people having sex. this normally only lasts until they notice me and call the police.

[AhabsOtherLeg]

alice is correct wrt shaving applications.

i do not watch porn. however, i have been known to occassionally watch people having sex. this normally only lasts until they notice me and call the police.

And the police join in, right? That's how it usually happens. I've seen loads of documentaries about this subject.

[OP ED]

You may have been misled.

Most of my interactions with police involve tasers and being hit with sticks.

(of course, perhaps your taste in eroticism is different than mine)

The cavity searches likely appear in both contexts.

[sunny]

Go for it Penguin.

i do not watch porn. however, i have been known to occassionally watch people having sex. this normally only lasts until they notice me and call the police.

I don't watch porn but I love to read erotica.

[Penguin]

"Ait suure iz in me bible, son!"

[OP ED]

i write it sometimes. never read much. my brain just doesn't work that way, i suppose, that it does much for me.

[Penguin]

Ok, here I come, ready or not...Cap!



Actually, my problem is that sometimes, I can go on and on and on and on.

[barracuda]

In other news, Michael Jackson converts to Islam.

[Penguin]

"Son, you been messing around with them gals again?"

[AhabsOtherLeg]

You may have been misled.

Most of my interactions with police involve tasers and being hit with sticks.

(of course, perhaps your taste in eroticism is different than mine)

The cavity searches likely appear in both contexts.

Ah.... you are obviously doing something to annoy them. Maybe if you didn't taser them, they wouldn't hit you with sticks? It's worth a try.

I'm not really sure what this thread is about or what I'm saying anymore.

Good thread, though.

Cavity searches are definitely a feature in the documentaries mentioned above. It's like a Discovery Channel feature on the Oak Island mystery sometimes.