should stealthily infiltrate groups that pose alternative theories on historical events via "chat rooms, online social networks, or even real-space groups and attempt to undermine
Ceasing to be amazed more and more all the time. Even the highest-ups can be totally fucking retarded! And what I mean, is: They can't even figure out how to achieve their loathesome goals the right way. Unless this thing is some, like, triple or quadruple double-mindfuck. They'd have to be postmodern conspiracy-brewing-and-concealing geniuses to pull that off. While the Alphabets do hire some very intelligent people, I'm pretty fucking sure that very few if any of them are
that brilliant. And, really, what would be the point of a triple mindfuck? To make us slightly more afraid of them? Meanwhile many of us seriously consider the possibility that the Alpha-douches are secretly pawns of a fucking gigantic jellyfish boogieman. Can't imagine much that would out-intimidate that!
But back to why they're retarded, if their purpose is really the stated one. Number one, unless you're retarded: You don't
announce it,
christ, not unless whoever made the decision to announce it is, like, secretly or subconsciously on our side. Number two, if you really want to quell/silence conspiracy realism (I refuse to demean it as mere theory, of which there is too much on the net, so much half-brained brainrot, that -- shit -- if they can make
those idiotic sites unravel, fine by me!)...if they want to tame people like us RI-ers, then the only effective way has got to be, lol, "bringing us in", opening all files to us, and letting us report here on everything we see. Trouble is, we could report all the truth we want on here:
No one else fucking visits this site besides the already-converted-to-a-stranger-truer-POV, we'd be preaching the SHOCKING TRUTH to nobody but the fucking choir, so we'd be clique-ish-ly impotent
that way. Then there's the whole thing of, if we ever
did reach more people than just ourselves and the occasional n00b:
They wouldn't believe us, because to 99.99% of them, we are just pathetic denizens of a tainted-by-madness conspiracy theory site like most of the other sites like ours (but sites that can only
wish they were us,
wish they had Jeff as a guiding light,
wish they could write and think like
our best and brightest). But then again...Number three, which goes back to the original and perhaps double intent of their announcement: If the goal is to sow OUR internal discord in order to waste OUR precious time and poison OUR relatively-pure well...Well, shit, they might succeed there, because we're not different from other shitty CT sites in the way that we act like psychological retards TO EACH OTHER. Stupid pissing contests. Stupid correcting-people-like-it's-a-sport-you're-trying-to-win, instead of actually-constructive criticism which god forbid might require you to publicly agree with parts of another's output at the same time you're disagreeing with the rest, instead of just quoting-and-disagreeing, and quoting-and-disagreeing, and quoting-and-disagreeing, and quoting-and-disagreeing, and quoting-and-disagreeing. I speak from experience as that type of "contributor". When I used to post shit sui generis, and it was lengthy and just me thinking out loud, and the paragraphs just sat there by themselves, I loved that calm before the storm, before the inevitable-but-needlessly-hostile-argumentation that usually ruined my threads in the end. Oh wait, I forgot an aspect of our social/psychological retardation they might be taking advantage of: Stupid paranoia about which-one-of-us-could-be-a-spook. Just think about it for a second -- if any of us are spooks, chances are it'd be the less obvious ones, right? Or so obvious that they get banned too rapidly to make a dent. And so don't even bother trying now to flip through your mental rolodex of RI members you hadn't suspected before, because it's a total waste of your time, because the best way to deal with any undercover spook that might ever exist is to talk with him or her or it (!) like a fellow human being you're interested in persuading, not an enemy to banish with fingers crossed like an amateur exorcist). If they know how we are weak-willed RETARDS when it comes to picking battles with ourselves (yeah, like
that's who needs vanquishing, not actual war criminals or corporate assassins or heartless psychiatrists or inhuman pedophiles...no, we need to vanquish ourselves, shoot ourselves in the foot to make sure the gun works...yeah, brilliant), when it comes to knitting-circle in-fighting, which BTW probably derives from us types being (on the whole) geeky people with a hidden ego-centric craving to belong and exclude -- like those poor sons-of-bitches we thought were cooler in middle or high school! We've been no better! We've been even worse maybe, because we should KNOW better. Ugh. But it's okay. I'm patient with everybody. If you find yourself unexpectedly tasked with teaching a classroom of millions and maybe billions of mentally retarded children: You gotta be patient. But you also have to explain everything very carefully, and be truthful!
