82_28 wrote:Simulist wrote:When "Czar" is attached to an English word by your government, it should be translated, "We're fucking with you in the ass about _________, but we want you to think we're actually helping you."
It's the stupidest moniker an English speaking country's government can name a figurehead of some unpopular bureaucracy. It has the Z in there. It makes it sound more forceful, only something a ruff n tuff Russian would do. What the fuck ever bomster. Seize the the fucking company and all and mean ALL assets, put the Army Corps on it, nobody gets paid anything until this shit is stopped and never in a million years -- cleaned up. We don't need a fucking "czar". Why not trot out the "drug czar" to tell us they'll be administering benzos, alcohol and muscle relaxants to all Americans so we can drift off silently in the night as we dig up lithium and spill blood in Afghanistan? He is the drug czar. Give us the drugs. I really didn't think this place could get anymore dysfunctional.
President Dwayne Alesandro Mt. Dew Camacho coming up. Mike Judge had it right, as I all along suspected.
Drug Czar? Believe that goes back to Nixon. W/ a follow-up by Reagan. That should tell you
somthin'.
2012 Countdown wrote:DoYouEverWonder wrote:BP: Ship fire halts oil capture from well in Gulf
June 15, 2010
NEW ORLEANS—A bolt of lightning struck the ship capturing oil from a blown-out BP well in the Gulf of Mexico on Tuesday, igniting a fire that halted containment efforts in another setback for the embattled company in its nearly two-month struggle to stop the spill, the company said.When I first heard that on the radio today, I actually started laughing! I mean, come the fuck on.
yup - hilariousNinakat, saw the Costner on A Cooper as well. Lets hope... fyi, Anderson Cooper is going to have Garlan Robinette (local radio guy from WWL) on tonight.
Nunguesser I think will appear again as well.
Re: the oil in Barataria Bay, this is very important. THE OIL IS SINKING. That is- the oil has penetrated the bay, but you cannot see a lot of it. Reporters went there with locals and ran their hands along the bottom. Its all oiled up. Barataria Bay is a major inlet /nursery for shrimp, fish, etc.. It was pretty messed up, and the water on top was clear. This concoction is a subsurface fog of death. Its killing the marsh grass and will stick all over the bottom.
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Gov. Bobby Jindal on Gulf of Mexico oil spill: 'We are not winning this war'
After viewing the thick, black crude oil seeping into the state's precious marshes, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal on Tuesday said that the Gulf of Mexico oil spill is a war to save "our way of life."
And at this moment, he added, "We are not winning this war."
After viewing the thick, black crude oil seeping into the state's precious marshes, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal on Tuesday said that the Gulf of Mexico oil spill is a war to save "our way of life."
And at this moment, he added, "We are not winning this war."
Damage has already been done to the water system, said Jindal: "We saw dead crabs, dead fish."
A total of nine barges have been deployed, Jindal said, and another seven are due to join them over the next 24 hours. The vacuums atop the barges have to date picked up 10,350 gallons of oil, said Jindal.
"That should not be the first line of defense," he said. "It should be the fourth or fifth line of defense."
Camardelle pleaded with the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to approve his permit requests to begin placing $8 million worth of rocks to begin filling in the five passes around Barataria Bay, including Pass Abel.
"I'm getting the rocks this Saturday," said Camardelle, showing reporters a map of the bay. To place rock in all five passes will cost $30 million, a bill that British Petroleum will pay, he said.
Camardelle said he was dismayed to hear permitting agencies question his plans during such an emergency.
"Leave the bull---- out and let's go to work and protect our people," Camardelle said, responding to fears that the rock will hurt wildlife or permanently block Pass Abel. "They ought to see the eyes of a pelican that is gasping for air and full of oil. This pass has been here before God. We swam across this in high school."
http://www.nola.com/news/gulf-oil-spill ... _mars.html
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Did you guys see Joseph Cao tell the BP CEO to commit suicide?
How about the story about how US SENATOR David Vitter tried to go with a camera crew to document and they were DENIED entry?
Oh, but the story de jour ? It has to be this one...
Nungesser says BP workers broke eggs, crushed chicks in cleanup
by WWLTV.com
wwltv.com
Posted on June 15, 2010 at 3:29 PM
Updated today at 3:36 PM
PLAQUEMINES, La. -- A Plaquemines Parish cleanup crew discovered broken eggs and crushed chicks on Queen Bess Island on Tuesday, and parish leaders are blaming BP workers cleaning up the oil spill for the damage.
“The people BP sent out to clean up oil trampled the nesting grounds of Brown Pelicans and other birds," said Plaquemines Parish President Billy Nungesser.
A parish spokesman said plastic bags containing snare boom found by the Plaquemines Parish Inland Waterways Strike Force were "recklessly placed without consideration for the natural wildlife on the island."
"Pelicans just came off the endangered species list in November of last year. They already have the oil affecting their population during their reproduction time, now we have the so called clean up crews stomping eggs," Nungesser said.
Nungesser called for a more pro-active approach for rescuing wildlife affected by the oil. He wants the Humane Society to come up with a better way to enlist the help of volunteers, saying dozens should be brought in from across the country to help save the wildlife.
"The lack of urgency and general disregard for Louisiana’s wetlands and wildlife is enough to make you sick," Nungesser said.
Sen. David Vitter, R-La., and Wayne Pacelle of the U.S. Humane Society joined Nungesser on the trip.
http://www.wwltv.com/news/gulf-oil-spil ... 12644.html