Caligula 2007

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Caligula 2007

Postby greencrow0 » Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:57 pm

From http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=5799


Voice of the White House January 5, 2007
TBR News.org – January 5, 2007

“Working in the White House is like working in the monkey house in a zoo when all the primates are loaded with uppers.

A number of lower staffers have abruptly quit, Harriet Myers has quit and others are going the same way. Now why is this? Because it is now very obvious that Bush has lost his marbles, if he ever had any, and we are headed into a major governmental crisis.

Bush has absolutely no intention of leaving Iraq. Any general officer who disagrees with his stupid “surge” is promptly fired and others warned that Bush will fire them if they open their mouths. The brass at the Pentagon and the troops in the field are approaching open mutiny.

There are very serious rumors that National Guard and reserve units will not show up for shipment to the slaughterhouse. Bush has told Congress that they will do what he tells them and if they do not, he will refuse to sign any of their bills he does not approve of and refuse to implement anything they try to pass over his head.

He has deliberately antagonized the new Congress and when he is told that the people want an end to the Iraq horrors, he claims the public still want him to “stay the course.”

Hate mail and death threats are pouring in here in unprecedented numbers and the Secret Service can’t begin to keep up with them. There is no question that very soon, there will be a major confrontation between Bush on one side and the military and Congress on the other. And be sure Bush will lose.

No one seems to know what to do about Bush. He will listen to no one and could care less what the American public wants. What <>he<> wants is to hang the remaining Saddam crew, launch a huge military attack in Baghdad, level parts of that city that he personally feels should be leveled, kill off anything that moves, replace the current Iraqi government with a pliable military dictator like Saddam and then come home in what he considers will be a great triumph.

A Republican Senator recently said that what Bush was doing was criminal. It is and now both Congress, the military and a growing segment of the American public are beginning to realize that Bush has to be removed, by force if necessary, from his high office.

I have talked with some of the staff members who are in his presence on a regular basis and all of them say, without reservation, that he has gone around the bend. The Pentagon brass have nicknamed him Caligula and there is a very strong possibility of open revolt from that sector. Troops in the field are seriously talking about mutiny but if Bush knows about this, he could care less.

The plain and simple truth, children, is that our President is a fanatic nut and has absolutely no business running a war. Whatever happens to him will be entirely his fault and I am looking for another job starting this afternoon.”

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Let me think, how DID the Romans get rid of Caligula anyway?

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Postby greencrow0 » Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:59 pm

'Caligula'
Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
(AD 12 - AD 41)

Gaius Julius Caesar Germanicus was the third son of Germanicus (nephew of Tiberius) and Agrippina the elder and was born at Antium in AD 12.

It was during his stay with his parents on the German frontier, when he was between two and four, that his miniature versions of military sandals (caligae), caused the soldiers to call him Caligula, 'little sandal'. It was a nickname which remained with him for the rest of his life.

When he was in his late teens his mother and elder brothers were arrested and died horribly due to the plotting of the praetorian prefect Sejanus. No doubt the horrendous demise of his closest relatives must have had a profound effect on the young Caligula.
Attempting to rid himself of Gaius, Sejanus, under the belief that he may be a potential successor, went too far and was alas arrested and put to death by orders of emperor Tiberius in AD 31.
In the same year Caligula was invested as a priest.
From AD 32 onwards he lived on the island of Capreae (Capri) in the emperor's lush residence and was appointed joint heir with Tiberius Gemellus, son of Drusus the younger. Though by that time Tiberius was in old age and, with Gemellus still a child, it was obvious that it would be Caligula who would truly inherit the power for himself.
By AD 33 he was made quaestor, though was given no further administrative training at all.

Caligula was very tall, with spindly legs and a thin neck. His eyes and temples were sunken and his forehead broad and glowering. His hair was thin and he was bald on top, though he had a hairy body (during his reign it was a crime punishable by death to look down on him as he passed by, or to mention a goat in his presence).

There were rumours surrounding the death of Tiberius. It is very likely that the 77 year-old emperor did simply die of old age.
But one account tells of how Tiberius was thought to have died. Caligula drew the imperial signet ring from his finger and was greeted as emperor by the crowd. Then however news reached the would-be emperor that Tiberius had recovered and was requesting food be brought to him. Caligula, terrified at any revenge by the emperor returned from the dead, froze on the spot. But Naevius Cordus Sertorius Macro, commander of the praetorians, rushed inside and smothered Tiberius with a cushion, suffocating him.

In any case, with the support of Macro, Caligula was immediately hailed as princeps ('first citizen') by the senate (AD 37). No sooner did he get back to Rome the senate bestowed upon him all the powers of imperial office, and - declaring Tiberius' will invalid - the child Gemellus was not granted his claim to the joint reign.
But it was above all the army which, very loyal to the house of Germanicus, sought to see Caligula as sole ruler.

Caligula quietly dropped an initial request for the deification of the deeply unpopular Tiberius.
All around there was much rejoicing at the investment of a new emperor after the dark later years of his predecessor.
Caligula abolished Tiberius' gruesome treason trials, paid generous bequests to the people of Rome and an especially handsome bonus to the praetorian guard.

There is an amusing anecdote surrounding Caligula's accession to the throne. For he had a pontoon bridge built leading across the sea from Baiae to Puzzuoli; a stretch of water two and a half miles long. The bridge was even covered with earth. With the bridge in place, Caligula then, in the attire of a Thracian gladiator, mounted a horse a rode across it. Once at one end, he got off his horse and returned on a chariot drawn by two horses. These crossings are said to have lasted for two days.
The historian Suetonius explains that this bizarre behaviour was down to a prediction made by an astrologer called Trasyllus to emperor Tiberius, that 'Caligula had no more chance of becoming emperor than of crossing the bay of Baiae on horseback'.

Then, only six months later (October AD 37), Caligula fell very ill. His popularity was such that his illness caused great concern throughout the entire empire.
But, when Caligula recovered, he was no longer the same man. Rome soon found itself living in a nightmare.
According to the historian Suetonius, Caligula since childhood suffered from epilepsy, known in Roman times as the 'parliamentary disease', since it was regarded as an especially bad omen if anyone had a fit while public business was being conducted - Caligula's very distant cousin, Julius Caesar, also suffered occasional attacks. This, or some other cause, violently affected his mental state, and he became totally irrational, with delusions not only of grandeur but also of divinity.
He now suffered from a chronic inability to sleep, managing only few hours of sleep a night, and then suffering from horrendous nightmares. Often he would wander through the palace waiting for daylight.

Caligula had four wives, three of them during his reign as emperor and he was said to have committed incest with each of his three sisters in turn.

In AD 38 Caligula put to death without trial his principal supporter, the praetorian prefect Macro. The young Tiberius Gemellus suffered the same fate.
Marcus Junius Silanus, the father of the first of Caligula's wives was compelled to commit suicide.
Caligula became ever more unbalanced. Seeing the emperor ordering an altar to be built to himself was worrying to Romans. But to propose that statues of himself should be erected in synagogues was more than merely worrying. Caligula's excesses knew no bounds, and he introduced heavy taxation to help pay for his personal expenditure. He also created a new tax on prostitutes and is said to have opened a brothel in a wing of the imperial palace.
All these occurrences naturally alarmed the senate. By now there was no doubt that the emperor of the civilized world was in fact a dangerous madman.
Confirming their worst fears, in AD 39 Caligula announced the revival of the treason trials, the bloodthirsty trials which had given an air of terror to the latter years of Tiberius' reign.

Caligula also kept his favourite racehorse, Incitatus, inside the palace in a stable box of carved ivory, dressed in purple blankets and collars of precious stones. Dinner guests were invited to the palace in the horse's name. And the horse, too, was invited to dine with the emperor. Caligula was even said to have considered making the horse consul.

Rumours of disloyalty began to reach an ever more deranged emperor. In the light of this a recently retired governor of Pannonia was ordered to commit suicide.

Then Caligula considered plans to revive the expansionist campaigns of his father Germanicus across the Rhine. But before he left Rome he learnt that the army commander of Upper Germany, Cnaeus Cornelius Lentulus Gaetulicus, was conspiring to have him assassinated.
In spite of this Caligula in September AD 39 set out for Germany, accompanied by a strong detachment of the praetorian guard and his sisters Julia Agrippina, Julia Livilla and Marcus Aemilius Lepidus (widower of Caligula's dead sister Julia Drusilla).
Soon after he had arrived in Germany not only Gaetulicus but also Lepidus were put to death. Julia Agrippina and Julia Livilla were banished and their property seized by the emperor.

The following winter Caligula spent along the Rhine and in Gaul. Neither his planned German campaign nor a proposed military expedition to Britain ever took place. Though there are reports of his soldiers being ordered to gather shells on the shore as trophies for Caligula's 'conquest of the sea'.
Meanwhile, a terrified senate granted him all kind of honours for his imaginary victories.

It comes as no surprise then that at least three further conspiracies were soon launched against Caligula's life. Were some foiled, then alas one succeeded.
Caligula's suspicion that his joint praetorian prefects, Marcus Arrecinus Clemens and his unknown colleague, were planning his assassination prompted them, in order to avoid their execution, to join a part of senators in a plot.
The conspirators found a willing assassin in the praetorian officer Cassius Chaerea, whom Caligula had openly mocked at court for his effeminacy.

In 24 January AD 41 Cassius Chaerea, together with two military colleagues fell upon the emperor in a corridor of his palace.
Some of his German personal guards rushed to his aid but came too late. Several praetorians then swept through the palace seeking to kill any surviving relatives. Caligula's fourth wife Caesonia was stabbed to death, her baby daughter's skull smashed against a wall.

The scene was truly a gruesome one, but it freed Rome from the insane rule of a tyrant.

Caligula had been emperor for less than four years.
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Postby greencrow0 » Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:10 pm

Comparing Caligula and Bush is an interesting exercise made moot by the fact that Bush has used Depleted Uranium radiation contamination to destroy a population and a land mass for millions of years.

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Postby sunny » Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:49 pm

Thanks for the history lesson, greencrowO.

I seriously doubt VOTWH is a legitimate insider. However, he does have a talent for stating the obvious. The WH probably is receiving unprecedented amounts of hate mail and threats, Pentagon brass probably are in deep distress, if not on the verge of revolt, and last but not least, Bush is batshit insane. On that, I think we can all agree.
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Postby greencrow0 » Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:31 pm

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Why wouldn't there be a sane insider in the White House making surrepticious comments on the Insane Bush Administration?

Think about it. In that entire workforce...would there not be ONE individual who would not be certifiably insane and would want to relate what is going on in there to the world?

If there isn't at least one such person, then humanity is truly in a hopeless situation. VOTWH, therefore, is the only hope we have for America. 8)

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Postby Poztron » Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:42 pm

greencrow0 wrote:
Why wouldn't there be a sane insider in the White House making surrepticious comments on the Insane Bush Administration?
Think about it. In that entire workforce...would there not be ONE individual who would not be certifiably insane and would want to relate what is going on in there to the world?
If there isn't at least one such person, then humanity is truly in a hopeless situation. VOTWH, therefore, is the only hope we have for America. 8)

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Dunno about VOTWH being the only hope we have for America. Isn't TBR News a remnant of Willis Carto's Barnes Review, which was his fall-back after the former National Alliance guys wrested the IHR away from him and Liberty Lobby had to declare bankruptcy? If this is America's only hope, we are in even deeper doo-doo than I thought. :wink:
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Postby greencrow0 » Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:20 pm

Luckily for me I am not swayed by historical ownership of media outlets...just what they're currently reporting.

If you want to go that route, why not dismiss most of the MSM as being hopelessly controlled by the neoCon Zionists?

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Postby Poztron » Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:10 pm

greencrow0 wrote:Luckily for me I am not swayed by historical ownership of media outlets...just what they're currently reporting.

If you want to go that route, why not dismiss most of the MSM as being hopelessly controlled by the neoCon Zionists?

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Why not, indeed. :) The one saving grace of some of the MSM is that there are some residual journalistic standards about getting some facts right. But I do find the ownership of a media outlet a very relevant factor in evaluating its output (or silences.) I find it hard to just swallow what Fox News is currently "reporting" without being aware that they are owned by Murdoch and basically parrot WH talking points. It will be interesting to see at what point Murdoch feels the need to distance himself from the WH line. I suppose Fox News will do so in the same way that many NeoCons are now distancing themselves: "the Bush WH just didn't do things right. The ideas were noble, but they were incompetently implemented."

But all that aside, and issues of TBR News' ownership aside, I do think that the item you posted captures a certain sentiment that is out there.
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Postby sunny » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:03 am

greencrowO,

I did say I "seriously doubt" not that I dismiss the possibility entirely. However, he never gives us specifics of what might be coming down the pike, only informed speculation of the kind we engage in here every day.
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